Dilbert's Ultimate House 290
angkor writes "Dilbert's Ultimate House (DUH) is the product of the combined wisdom of thousands of Dilbert readers, plus the help of real world experts, and it's online for viewing at dilbert.com/duh. Are you tired of tripping over the cat's litter box in your bathroom? Dilbert's house has its own bathroom just for the cat. Do you hate dragging a Christmas tree into the house every December just to throw it away in January? Dilbert's house has a huge closet off of the Great Room where he stores a fully decorated artificial tree on wheels..."
Dogbert (Score:1, Funny)
Cat bathroom, but.. (Score:4, Funny)
Not applicable to /. readers (Score:5, Funny)
Kids, Wife? (Score:5, Funny)
What do you get... (Score:5, Funny)
slashdot effect?
As with all things that belong to Dilbert.... (Score:5, Funny)
And does Bob and his brood still live under the couch?
Luxury! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not applicable to /. readers (Score:5, Funny)
It has to have an excercise room, otherwise you couldn't not use it.
Re:Kids, Wife? (Score:3, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:4, Funny)
If I were dilbert (Score:3, Funny)
I'm confused (Score:1, Funny)
Or
you could not not use it
Should mean
you could use it
But doesn't, but what about
otherwise you could'nt, not use it
Or
otherwise you could not, not use it
Perhaps
otherwise you could'nt not, use it
Giving up
otherwise you could, not, not, use it.
Re:Luxury! (Score:1, Funny)
RE: Duh....Nice... (Score:2, Funny)
The pics looked pretty good, and I will probably take note of some of the "requirements" that the house had to have.
I think that was a mac on his workroom table:)
Chi (Score:2, Funny)
That is truly .... (Score:5, Funny)
Well, he did have a girlfriend... (Score:5, Funny)
...and after they'd been dating for several weeks, Scott Adams drew one strip where Dilbert shows up to work with his necktie completely flat.
Re:Not quite ultimate (Score:2, Funny)
Hee hee hee (Score:3, Funny)
Veteran: "Ok, I want you to go to the top of that turret and defend it."
Newbie: "erm, ok!"
Veteran: *thinks* "at least he'll be out of my hair for the time being..."
*Splat*Splat*Splat*Splat*Splat!* HIIIIITTT!
Re:Its so artificial (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cat bathroom, but.. (Score:3, Funny)
"where is ratbert's toidy?"
Being a rat, anywhere he chooses.
"I may not be smart, but I'm aerodynamic!" -Ratbert
Re:I know someone who does that (Score:3, Funny)
Years later, there was a guy on TV showing how you can train any cat to use the toilet by just putting a piece of plexiglass under the seat, and putting cat litter in it, and putting the cat on it. Do this a couple of times a day, removing some of the litter each day - the cat will instinctively avoid standing on the glass itself. Do this until there's just the glass, at which point, the cat is ready to use the bowl.
Mind you, you still have to flush for them, but it's cheaper and less smelly than cat litter.
Re:Kid's rooms (Score:3, Funny)
Not with that attitude you won't!
Re:Kids, Wife? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Never heard of that. (Score:5, Funny)
People's cat litter boxes smell? Use the correct litter box sand, please.
What kind of sand would that be? Quicksand?
Re:Never heard of that. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Never heard of that. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Never heard of that. (Score:5, Funny)
That has occurred to them, but they need somebody to work the can opener.
Re:I'm confused (Score:3, Funny)