A Valentine for your Box 91
j1mmy writes "The people at totl.net have put together a Computer Dating Service. You enter some vitals about your box and can match it up with other people's boxen. Even machines should find true love." And for those of you who've forgotten your flesh and blood valentines, you just have time to pick up some chocolate and flowers on the way home.
my box has love... (Score:1)
Re:I was going to submit my computer.... (Score:1)
George! My man! (Score:1)
Inbreeding (Score:1)
Major security hole! (Score:2)
My Linux box (2.4.1) is compiled with many cool features (gotta love usb) and iptables is right among them. Thats right; my packeting firewall is handled by my system itself. I can hear many of you think 'yeah, what else is new'. Well; think about it... I've set it up manually and its pretty 'paranoially' setup.
Now, I'm going to use this service and my box will find another box and gets totally crazed about it. What would be the number one thing to do in order to get contact through the box?
Think about it... I *knew* it would be a bad idea getting packeting firewall support into the kernel :)
Ok, thats enough nonsense for me today :)))
Re:Interests... (Score:1)
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CyberPimps (Score:1)
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you're box could.. (Score:1)
Re:Boxes (Score:1)
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Re:valentine day = COMMUNISM (Score:1)
God bless having a live-in maid though...
Keep the faith dude...
--Chris
Re:I wore black today. (Score:1)
Women don't need such service (Score:1)
Re:Psychological profiles (Score:1)
If you have a desperate need to know why then read the bio
Ian
gay? (Score:1)
Now there's an idea.. (Score:1)
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Re:Your problem is.... (Score:1)
[soruk@Skywise mike]$ man sex
No manual entry for sex
[soruk@Skywise mike]$
Great....
Computer Dating? (Score:1)
Re:Psychological profiles (Score:1)
Dreams (Score:2)
Try this:
http://www.psychwww.com/books/interp/toc.htm [psychwww.com]
click here for hot cluster love (Score:5)
Old lady missing some keys seeks younger processor (Score:4)
I've got 4GB of storage, but I only have 84 keys on my keyboard - no jokes about hitting F11 or F12 keys, ok? I don't have a monitor either
Interested? Just finger me! Today I can be found at 204.73.163.16.
Kinda Brings News Meaning (Score:2)
To "Dual Booting". Hey baby I can be whatever you want - sweet little linux box, naughty Win2K machine, what do you like?
Re:valentine day = COMMUNISM (Score:1)
On the other hand, as our friend Dustpuppy put it (on Xmas, but applies equally well now):
I guess I still don't quite get it. If you're nice to people and show your family you love them all of the time, this day wouldn't have to stick out like a sore thumb, right?
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Happy Arizona Statehood Day! (Score:1)
Re:I was going to submit my computer.... (Score:3)
The other side of computer dating... (Score:2)
Theres a solution... (Score:1)
Look at me, i sit all day lonely in front of my screen and dont have to care about anything. That sure doesnt make me happy person, but i have my FREEDOM. Well, beeing related with other people always means to compromise. God knows, id love to compromise a bit...
PS: Its not all true, i have a virtual girlfriend in DarkAges [darkages.com] and i was running around all day to get some flowers for her...argh, thats poor i know.. Seeyas, Lispy
Re:They left out a very important statistic (Score:1)
Time Flies (Score:4)
Hey wait, I did build you yesterday, switch to runlevel 1 now missy your not ready for this yet.
Re:I love these choices (Score:1)
Steven
Re:What's first base? (Score:1)
what about SEX? (Score:1)
SEX, SEX, SEX, that's all they ever think about.
religion (Score:1)
Valentine's Day's roots... (Score:1)
Thank you slashdot! (Score:1)
Another satisfied slashdot customer.
i've always wondered... (Score:1)
*groan* yeah i know
--Ryan
EUNUCH Programmer's Manual (Score:2)
baby(1) [nmt.edu], celibacy(1) [nmt.edu], choad(1) [nmt.edu], condom(1) [nmt.edu], dream(1) [nmt.edu], echo(1) [nmt.edu], lsd(1) [nmt.edu], sex(6) [nmt.edu].
Even your box can get laid (Score:5)
I hate valentine's day (Score:2)
Happy Valentines Day (Score:1)
But... (Score:1)
hmm.. (Score:5)
[connection refused]
Poot.
root@localhost# logout
Maybe next year...
"We have the right to believe at our own risk any hypothesis that is live enough to tempt our will."
getting ready for the date... (Score:3)
Clean out all the dust, wrap the cables... tie things down, a few new stickers and put the case back on? What if its cords are a mess? Humm. My computer was never a pretty computer like a Mac is...its kindof plain...grey box, purple buttons. It will have to find an understanding box, or one without a cam to see it with....
Social Problems. (Score:5)
Can Linux Boxen ever get along with Windows, or is the book, _Linux is from Finland, Microsoft is from Seattle_ the end?
And, seriously, what about problematic relationships and their ends? Core dumps can be nasty.
Interests... (Score:4)
oh man... (Score:2)
please tell me this is a joke (Score:1)
Psychological profiles (Score:3)
And what can we say about the temperment of something prone to BSOD? or can they even legally mention handicaps and diseases like that? (Or would It be Prejudice?)
even though there is not too much danger of transmitting a virus or something like that between species (Mac to Wintel, for example) do we have a morality police who will make it its'job to to maintain an appropriate level of purity?
For that matter, when was the last time YOU took a purity test?
Quite true.... (Score:1)
...those 1Ghz beasts are just way too fast! My 200Mhz machine can take all night!
Network Blues (Score:5)
dropping my queries at her firewall.
She said I'm just a horny toad
'cause I left eth0 in promiscuous mode.
Re:Just have time ? (Score:1)
Re:valentine day = COMMUNISM (Score:1)
yes!! YES somebody gets it!! THANK you!! i will not use me as an example but say that there is somebody who loves his wife WHY does he get her a box of flowers on valentine day, to show her that he LOVES HER!! well what does that mean!! that he HATES her the other 364 days of the year!! jiminy christmas the whole PREMISE is stupid!!
the PROBLEM here is that you have these hippy tree-hugging starbucks-drinking crystal-worshipping new-age long hair GREETING CARD ceos who have FORCED everybody into obeying their stupid little oppressive rituals!! buy a flower!! buy some candy!! buy a god damn CARD!! if you don't you are EVIL and DIFFERENT!! and there is something WRONG with you!! well i am standing up RIGHT HERE and RIGHT NOW and saying to HELL with that!! you and me and other right-minded slashdot readers can singlehandedly BRING DOWN valentine day and SHATTER it into a jillion pieces and scatter it to the winds
your bud
I love these choices (Score:2)
But I really love these options.
(select your interests)
HTTP
FTP
Telnet
SSH
DNS
CVS
Networking
File Serving
Databases
Word Processing
Music Making
MP3s
Graphics
Desktop Publishing
Games (3D)
Games (2D)
Games (Text)
Games (Online)
Games (MMORPG)
Code Hacking
Naughty Hacking
Warez
Pr0n
Web Surfing
I'm going to put in one of the servers at work and show it's only interest as Pr0n and see how many matches I get.
Steven
Re:Social Problems. (Score:3)
No, windows boxen are the inbreds from the Redmond campus and their code doesn't fork.
Re:What's first base? (Score:1)
Second base: ACK
Third base: SYN/ACK
Homerun: fsck
Human Dating (Score:3)
Anyone know when a GNU Open-Dating project is going to be started. It seems like they have their hands in everything else (pun intended).
G. Waters
~sigs cause cancer~
Re:Already?! (Score:1)
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Re:I love these choices (Score:2)
"If ignorance is bliss, may I never be happy.
I wore black today. (Score:1)
Re:Old lady missing some keys seeks younger proces (Score:1)
[204.73.163.16]
finger: connect: Connection refused
That's just plain rude, you could at least have let me down nicely...
Re:valentine day = COMMUNISM (Score:1)
You rant about hippies and liberals as if they were the ones behind this monstrous marketing ploy, when in fact it is the right wing corporate types who devise these schemes. In fact, liberals are staunchly opposed to pathetic brainwashing of the masses, such as Valentine's day, where people FORGET the fact that they should show there loved ones love all year round, and do not need a pathetic pink card tattooed with corporate logos (Hallmark), and a box of third rate chocolates sold for a ridiculous amount of money, which ultimately make your loved one fatter anyway!
Do not toss around words you do not understand, it is a sign of no education && no intelligence.
Re:Old lady missing some keys seeks younger proces (Score:1)
I checked my logs and 3 different dolts tried to telnet in! Like a firewall is going to have an anonymous account
Re:They aint nothing but dogs (Score:1)
Oh well, maybe I will find that one connection out there that never times out some day.
SrlKlr
Re:Already?! (Score:1)
So they probably saw the hits going off the scale and took the webpage offline (or firewalled it off to outside connections), I bet the box handles things other than web (which makes it a Bad Thing if the entire load is being used by Apache)
Re:They left out a very important statistic (Score:1)
You unenlightened pig! I thought that we had gotten past the day when small minded bigots discriminated against couples just because they're the same bytesex. There's nothing that to prevent homobytesexual couples from raising child processes just as well as traditional couples. You're probably one of those religious bigots who are always promoting vi over emacs, KDE over GNOME, BSD over Linux, or vice versa. You should be ashamed of yourself.
processor discrimination? (Score:1)
Remember, it's not how much Mhz you have, it's what you do with it.
Kurdt
Anti Social (Score:1)
C:\
C:\Dos
C:\dos\run
They left out a very important statistic (Score:5)
Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.
Re:valentine day = COMMUNISM (Score:1)
Just going out on a limb here, I'm guessing no-one wanted to be your valentine?
Re:valentine day = COMMUNISM (Score:1)
D/WSP seeks A/IMP (Score:1)
I was going to submit my computer.... (Score:1)
...but with a measly 4GB hardrive, I'm feeling woefully *Inadequate*
Re:valentine day = COMMUNISM (Score:1)
I don't know why, but... (Score:5)
All your events [openschedule.org] are belong to us.
There once was.... (Score:1)
--DrMyke
Makes my machine look fat! (Score:2)
The picture ruins her true description. `8r(
I'm very blue, i'm very thin, i'm very cute, and I'm lit up like a xmas tree! I have lots of sensative buttons on my front, with an LCD panel to see my 'status'. I'm looking for another rack mounted CPU so that we can 'stack'. I'm also fully mirrored, so redundancy is a plus!
With her luck, she'll get paired up with a gimpy looking desktop. `8r( but she so wants to find a slick looking machine of equal speeds...
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Gonzo Granzeau
Computer Sex? (Score:1)
So, is this what they mean by "CyberSex"?
And following up on a previous article [slashdot.org], does sex between two computers count as adultery?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Eris
Re:Social Problems. (Score:3)
That's why it's important to use protection. All the ports on my box (must be female) are filtered, so no STDs can get through. All incoming connections are monitored for just that kind of thing. It's also useful in the prevention of unwanted child processes. You know how it is. When two machines get together, they just wanna fork().
Re:What's first base? (Score:2)
1st base: anonymous ftp.
2nd base: user account and shell.
3rd base: NFS, all_squash.
Home run: NFS, no_root_squash.
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Cluster Action... (Score:1)
My box sad (Score:1)
Re:hmm.. (Score:1)
How many computers like to take it in the serial port?
-Gnight
Computers are doin' it for themselves (Score:3)
Re:Your problem is.... (Score:1)
Re:hmm.. (Score:5)
SWM (Single-processor Windows2000 Mid-tower), seeking SLF (Single-processor Linux Full-tower) for distributed processing, file serving, and cd-burning. Willing to shared dedicated T-1, and lloking for someone to run fingerd. Interested? Please ping 192.168.1.1 for more information.
Re:valentine day = COMMUNISM (Score:1)
unfortunately you are WRONG, i DO have a valentine. not a day goes by without me having a thought of DIVORCING her but the fact of the matter is that she is a pretty good cook and also shovels the driveway real fast. so i view it as a sacrifice, i get FOOD and a CLEAN DRIVEWAY but have to put up with general whining and other crap!! it's not a bad deal but it does have it's down sides
your bud
Already?! (Score:1)
Is it really down? Anyone else having trouble?
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Re:oh man... (Score:1)
What's first base? (Score:2)
So, what are the "three bases" in terms of computer dating, and what's a home run??
Any takers?
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Shift Key (Score:1)
Computers can do it too (Score:3)
SEX /seks/
[Sun Users' Group & elsewhere] n. 1. Software EXchange. A technique invented by the blue-green algae hundreds of millions of years ago to speed up their evolution, which had been terribly slow up until then. Today, SEX parties are popular among hackers and others (of course, these are no longer limited to exchanges of genetic software). In general, SEX parties are a Good Thing, but unprotected SEX can propagate a virus. See also pubic directory.