Quickie Twister 143
Start this one off with a creative hack:
tim.kerby sent
in just that: using a tortilla as
a bread board when your local radio shack is out.
Future creative hacks may involve i4u's
link to camborg which tracks wearable cameras.
Ant found cats and
robots. You can practice by playing
Kitty Lick 3, an FPS you play as a feline (thanks bjorky)
But If cats aren't your pet of choice, how about pigs? Rookie sent in linkage
to a story about a one in first
class that you'll swear is fiction (but it isn't).
radiator sent in a hilarious parody: first aid for a dying dot
com.
Some auctions worth noting: drDugan sent a picture autographed
by Linus being sold on eBay (and donated to charity).
Dirty Yanni noted that Metallica/Napster
parody t-shirts are for sale on eBay. And the last auction (but not on
eBay) is Spock's
original ears from the original trek.
Oh, and how about t-shirts
mocking the MS breakin & source code theft?
CArnesen noted that Anime Expo 2001 has been scheduled for
this summer. I'm seriously considering going.
Mothy notes that famed Rubber
Chicken vendor Archie McPhee is now selling the Linux Voodoo Penguin
(however the ad features a "Sysadmin" wearing a tie!
Have to much free time?
Ant does! He sent us a
reflex tester (I've managed a .24) but thats nothing compared to
Am I Hot or Not which is fun for
hours on end if you're the type that amuses easily.
And finally,
tshell noted that that now that there
is a complete O'Reily ate my
balls site, the Internet is now complete. You can all go home now.
Pig! (Score:2)
Now, time to track down all of those promised millions once pigs have flown...
Anime Cons (Score:1)
Enjoy Anime Expo, Taco -- and if you feel like a trip to Colorado, next year's Nan Desu Kan [www.ndk.cc] is scheduled for September 21-23, 2001. Registration info is here [www.ndk.cc].
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WWW.TETSUJIN.ORG [tetsujin.org]
Other Photos (Score:5)
amusing (Score:1)
Hmm, perhaps there is an upper end to reflex speed (Score:1)
Kasreyn
Reflex tester (Score:1)
Tortilla. (Score:2)
And his clock thing was not about 'resonant frequency of tortilla' but about induced capacitance form the tortilla; i'm sure it conducts somewhat.
I Got 0.11 But I Cheated. (Score:2)
If you don't believe me just visit here: http://www.vrml3d.com/temp/TIME.gif
The secret? Don't actually try to react. Just try to judge a typical time for the delay, and play the odds. Sooner or later you'll hit really close. I would be surprised if we didn't see a 0.1 within the hour.
Re:Hmm, perhaps there is an upper end to reflex sp (Score:1)
0.13 is my best so far.......
I don't know about pigs in first class... (Score:1)
*insert comedy drum noise here*
Thank you, drive safely, tip your waitresses, good night!
Re:I Got 0.11 But I Cheated. (Score:2)
I meant I would be surprised if we didn't see 0.01 within the hour, assuming the resolution of their timer is sufficient.
Re:I Got 0.11 But I Cheated. (Score:1)
Just got a thought in my head, why haven't I pushed the button yet, so I clicked, and it changed right as I clicked. You'd think it would do something special, but nooooooooo.... Very weird though, I'm now having delusions of being psychic.
It is easy to control all that you see,
infrared critter detection (Score:4)
I had raccoons coming in through my cat door, and wreaking havoc with the cat food and water. SO... I took the IR filter off the webcam, hooked it up to some motion detection software, and got some cool pics [dyndns.org].
Of course, that didn't solve the problem... but first, you have to know your enemy!
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Hold the button and release (reflex test) (Score:1)
ate my balls (Score:1)
First Aid (Score:1)
I nearly laughed my ass off.
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Re:I Got 0.11 But I Cheated. (Score:1)
where do I download it?? (Score:1)
Oh, and the MP3 propoganda [modernhumoriststore.com] at Modern Humorist is pretty sweet too...
Re:Tortilla. (Score:2)
My worries here would be heat retention and environmental conditions. Quick, what is the ignition temperature of an tortilla? (European or American? hahahaha). Will prolonged exposure to 5 volts ignite the tortilla? How long would a tortilla last in a very moist environment before failure? Since he is using the tortilla for outdoor usage, what precautions did he take to keep the tortilla safe from rain and from hungry creatures?
Re: (Score:1)
Nothing Flat (was Re:I Got 0.11 But I Cheated.) (Score:2)
OK, that played through way too quickly. I got nothing flat: http://www.vrml3d.com/temp/time0.gif
In a reflex test like this, where the consequences of failure are zero, there is nothing to discouraging people from gambling using my statistical cheat.
Now, if this were NHRA drag racing, I would be disqualified on almost every race, so my cheat wouldn't work. If you really want to measure someone's reflexes, you need to take a lot of samples and run some statistics. There must be a fairly good body of research on this, and I bet the math to account for guess-based cheating is non-trivial. Anybody out there experienced in the field of reaction time measurements?
Re:infrared critter detection (Score:1)
These are the best racoon pictures I have seen on slashdot today.
Re:infrared critter detection (Score:3)
(And that will probably solve the problem.)
Re:Hmm, perhaps there is an upper end to reflex sp (Score:1)
My theory is it was taking longer to fill the screen.
Re:Tortilla. (Score:1)
Tortilla-Board™ (Score:1)
nmarshall
The law is that which it boldly asserted and plausibly maintained..
Hot or not? (Score:3)
Faster Reflexes in 2 minutes! (Score:1)
Click start and then click-and-hold the stop button, release when the colour changes. This will shave full microseconds off your times!!
Re:Nothing Flat (was Re:I Got 0.11 But I Cheated.) (Score:1)
You might like one of these (Score:1)
Re:amusing (Score:1)
-Peter Hessler
Re:I Got 0.11 But I Cheated. (Score:1)
Here is a hint, try clicking and holding stop and then just letting it go when the color changes. Maybe that is cheating. =)
Oh, Please... (Score:3)
The reflex testing page is written in JavaScript. Gimme a break. JavaScript is a slow, interpreted language found inside slow, bloated Web browsers. The measurements this program offers are highly suspect.
Let's work it out:
Question: Which bit of this sequence involves high-performance, low-latency software components? If you said the mouse driver, and OS and windowing system event dispatchers, you're right. Everything else is dog-slow.
I wouldn't trust this thing to be accurate to finer than 80 milliseconds or so.
Schwab
Trapping cats... (Score:5)
For a computer scientist, it did not take long to figure out that you trap cats by putting a big pile of catnip on the floor, watching them eat it, and then carrying them outside, stoned out of their mind.
the robot is cool too, i guess. (:
Re:Oh, Please... (Score:1)
Re: (Score:1)
0.184 seconds (Score:1)
Am I Hot or Not.... (Score:1)
On a more serious note... How many of these photos do you think are real? I've seen one or two that look like they are probably ripped off of a website.
Re: (Score:1)
Re:Oh, Please... (Score:1)
guess.
Get lucky.
obtain response time of 0.016 seconds
"you have the reflexes of a snake"
I got .063 (Score:1)
Has anyone been able to get less than their blood alcohol level?
Re:I Got 0.11 But I Cheated. (Score:1)
(Only took me one try, too!)
Yep (Score:1)
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AmIHotOrNot much like real life (Score:1)
But its cool (Score:2)
weeee
/Aram
It's just for fun. (Score:1)
I think a bit of lightening up is in order.
I would doubt that the author of the page was going for high performance, nanosecond accuracy. It was just in fun.
Complaining as you have is kind of like people who pester me for occasionally playing around with QBasic. OF COURSE it's not a totally portable, high speed, low-level language, OF COURSE it's interpreted, but that doesn't mean that it's not a good language for some things (some great games have been hacked out with QBasic) or that it isn't good for learning some principles of programming.
For what I think this person was trying to accomplish (ie, let everyone have fun), javascript is a great choice. Why? Because most browesr that the average user uses support it, and it can be written right in with the HTML. Use Java? I doubt it. There is little advantage, and it can be slow. Java takes considerable time to load on any browser over my 56k connection. Javascript, here, is the optimal choice.
The Reflex Tester is not a device for intensive research. It needn't be chock full of high-performance, low-latency software components.
i hope this isn't taken as a flame. a vehement disagreement, perhaps. alternatively, if your tone is not the one which I interpreted from your post, I apologize.
-J
Reflex (Score:1)
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all, is the person who argues with him.
Re:I Got 0.11 But I Cheated. (Score:1)
Re:where do I download it?? (Score:1)
They have some great "humor product", so it's too bad the creators cannot update it more frequently.
--RJ
Re:Oh, Please... (Score:1)
However, the 'English' communication protocol it uses to network with other Brains is rather ambigous, and does not manage very high bit rates, but is nonetheless quite flexible and powerful, like an inferior version of Perl.
Another problem with the brain is the great many IRQS it uses, known as 'hormones'. They can wreak havoc, and are appalingly slow. The 'testosterone' & 'oestrogen' IRQs are among the worst offenders, sometimes rendering different Brains incompatible!
For the Brain to become a mainstream hardware platform it will have to overcome these problems, IMHO.
KTB:Lover, Poet, Artiste, Aesthete, Programmer.
Re:Oh, Please... (Score:1)
Doesn't really matter, though, because anyone who gets better than about 150 milliseconds is either lucky or cheating. The nervous system doesn't get faster than that.
Re:I got .063 (Score:1)
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all, is the person who argues with him.
I got .06 and I know the secret... (Score:1)
-When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat
How To Beat the Reflex Tester (Score:1)
Re:Hmm, perhaps there is an upper end to reflex sp (Score:1)
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all, is the person who argues with him.
Re:Oh, Please... (Score:1)
Cool poster screwed up by corporate censorship! (Score:1)
> is pretty sweet too...
Aaagh! Why'd they change it? The original graphic said "A reminder from the Recording Industry Association of America" at the bottom. The poster says "A reminder from <ugly-script>Your</ugly-script> Recording Industry".
Had they not wimped out^W^Wchanged it like that, I would have bought a bunch of them.
--LordEq
Re:But its cool (Score:2)
Of course, I think we've got think is a case of *far* too much time on our hands if you pardon the appalling pun :)
Re:I got .06 and I know the secret... (Score:1)
I only get .22 after a few tries... (Score:2)
Re:Assholes (Score:1)
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all, is the person who argues with him.
Re:Oh, Please... (Score:1)
I can see it now... (Score:1)
ULTIMATE REACTION! (Score:1)
Click here to check it out! [porteighty.com]
.16 strategy for reflex tester (Score:1)
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The Ultimate Cheat for the Reflex Tester (Score:1)
Since it's all done in javascript, just start the timer on the page, then change the time on your computer back a minute! Instant negative score!
Steve
Re:Anime Cons (Score:1)
Also, don't forget Otakon [otakon.com], which will recur next August, probably at the Baltimore Convention Center.
--Phil (Who was it that observed anime cons were better than trek cons because anime girls look better than female Klingons?)
You can trace the picture's origin (Score:2)
Found a way to trace the pics. Click "Page Info". The link to the pic is the second or third-last one listed. Open it in a new window. Usually, chopping off the last bit of the link's URL will get you to the page hosting the pic.
My point? After following a few of the ones that looked.... professionally hot, shall we say, it seems that a large number of them are indeed links to professional pages. Not all of them, mind you. Just a large majority of them.
All I know is, even if I wanted to risk my self-esteem, I'd never post anywhere where someone might be able to find my website.
-TBHiX-
Re:I Got 0.11 But I Cheated. (Score:2)
For real, or did you pull out MSPaint and do a little font fiddling?
Re:Oh, Please... (Score:1)
Re:I Got 0.11 But I Cheated. (Score:1)
Re:But its cool (Score:1)
Of course, I could only get to a
Re:I Got 0.11 But I Cheated. (Score:1)
Get faster times (Score:2)
Re:I got .06 and I know the secret... (Score:2)
I hacked in an "average" output, and sent it to the author. If his mailbox doesn't get slashdotted, maybe he'll put out a 1.01 version.
Having the average there doesn't totally resolve the issue of cheating, but it makes it a bit more fair to compare results. So far, my average is about 0.34 out of 6 or 7 tries. Hmmm... I guess if he wanted to, he could make it add a 1 second penalty every time you cheated.
Cheating the Network Reflex! (Score:1)
Click Start
As fast as you can, move the mouse over to Stop and click it, but do not release the button
Just as soon as the color changes, release the button. Having already pressed the button, you'll have a time that is much lower than the ones of people that click instead of releasing...
Cool, eh?
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Q: How does a Unix guru have sex?
A: unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umou
Re:I got .06 and I know the secret... (Score:1)
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Q: How does a Unix guru have sex?
A: unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umou
Re:I Got 0.11 But I Cheated. (Score:1)
Re:It's just for fun. (Score:2)
Oh, heavens no.
I have nothing against interpreted languages per se. I cut my teeth on BASIC about 25 years ago, and I think they're great for lots of stuff.
But the accuracy of the result is massively dependent on the implementation and performance of the JavaScript interpreter, the Web browser, the OS, and the machine itself. As an example, I'm writing this message on my 166MHz Pentium laptop, in Netscape 4.73 running Debian Linux 2.2 (potato). Realistically, it'll take a couple hundred milliseconds for the browser/JavaScript to react at all to my mouse clicks, just because the software layers through which the measurements are being performed are so darned thick. So the scores people are posting are highly dependent on their system configuration.
Schwab
and the cats fight back (Score:1)
time and color (Score:1)
I did the test by hitting start, then clicking and holding stop so my mouse-click speed wasn't factored into my reaction time.
I wonder if a test could be made using a drag racing light setup, but with different colored lights, seeing if different colors could affect reaction times.
Re:Pig! Hehe... (Score:2)
LOL.
DMCA Notice (Score:1)
Am I hot or Not? (Score:1)
Damn You Slashdot!!!! Damn you to hell!!!!
Time for Betty Ford again
I am *THE KING* (Score:1)
BTW, no hardware/software cheat used, I just had a lot of luck to release the button so fast. The kind of thing that happens once in a billion times. Yet, I am the king.
If anyone gets a higher score (if there is one) and has a screenshot, send me the link!
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Q: How does a Unix guru have sex?
A: unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umou
.1 and no cheating. (Score:1)
0 SECONDS (Score:1)
am i hot or not (Score:1)
That's whats great about angelfire pages. the directories are left open, and often people just stick pics in the
OF course, on amihotornot, I'm getting a lot of mostly empty geocities directories or empty websites.
Re:Oh, Please... (Score:1)
It should be noted that all 32 bit versions of Windows can access a high-resolution performance timer if one is available in hardware through the use of QueryPerformanceCounter and QueryPerformanceFrequency which will vary in resolution depending on the hardware.
Re:But its cool (Score:1)
So is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Re:Tortilla. (Score:2)
Indeed I did, and I laughed all the way through the article. I also couldn't help notice the resemblance to the "potato-powered web server" from a few months ago. It got me wondering, though, of the possibilities for a rice and beans-powered circuit. What's got a higher energy density - rice and beans or a potato? My first vote would go to rice and beans, but if you throw a little cabbage in with the potato - look out! It must act like a catalyst, causing the potato to release more energy than by itself.
Re:Assholes (Score:1)
But I too was suddenly hitting ALT-leftarrow hoping to god my screen didn't freeze at that precise moment in time.
Ah, so you found the *other* reflex test site ;-)
Re:amusing (Score:1)
I don't know how... it was sort of an accident.
Click here for a pic of it. It didn't congratulate me though... damn.
0 seconds??? [uiuc.edu]
Re:amusing (Score:1)
Re:reflex speed (Score:3)
Re:Pig! (Score:2)
Why? Because a pig flew first class to your city?
Hmmf! Let's drop the pig into the d00m parody, & fly a cat first class. Yeah! Not only will the players get k-rad k3wl special effects, a high score means you get BACON!!!
(On an unrelated note, I only drank 3 Full Sail Stouts tonight before posting this. I guess my campaign to become the Homer Simpson of
Geoff
Re:I Got 0.11 But I Cheated. (Score:2)
Jesus, I said I fucking cheated, what'd you expect?
Re:I Got 0.11 But I Cheated. (Score:2)
MSPaint would have been too damn much work!
Cheating the Reflex Tester (Score:2)
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Can you even play MP3s on that thing?
Internet poll "U Syndrome" (Score:2)
There's evidence of this in Amazon and IMDB ratings, which is probably one of the reasons Amazon has started rating the raters so that you get to have some idea of whose opinion is actually worth listening to. I'm sure it's also part of the reason that you only get a 1-5 rating on Amazon, so that the effect is not as noticeable.