Reports Of Google's Demise Exaggerated 141
Google's advantage, of course, is that its page-ranking means that the Web sites you find are less likely to be affected by how many keywords they can cram in, and more by which other important sites are linking to them. The theory is that lame sites won't be linked-to by important sites, and that therefore they won't show up high in your search results. And the theory usually works pretty well, which is why Google is my preferred engine.
The GeekPress article says that a search on "Liv Tyler nude" has as its top results some links all going to the same site which has Liv Tyler (allegedly) nude. Well, OK then. If you think that's a problem.
Google's CTO Craig Silverstein comments that that particular search query doesn't, "as far as we can tell, have any good results -- in our spot check, for instance, we couldn't actually find any Web sites that show Liv Tyler in the nude. When there are no good results out there, Google's results can be somewhat arbitrary, so it's not particularly surprising this site was first."
When I randomly checked the names of more popular actresses, plus the word "nude," the supposed-scam in question didn't pull down any especially good hits.
This was confirmed by the adult site itself. When I e-mailed its representative, he claimed their ranking for more popular celebrities like Cindy Crawford and Pamela Anderson were way down the Google list: 22nd, 38th, and worse.
And, protesting the "scam" label, he pointed me to a good article on bridge pages. The technique they're using is a popular method of getting hits which -- as long as the destination pages bear relevance to the search terms, which they here do -- is in the gray area usually considered aggressive self-promotion. It's a trick more or less ignored by the search engines until it's combined with other less-savory tricks.
(That article, and most of searchenginewatch.com, makes for fascinating reading if you're interested in the arms race for your eyeballs being fought between engines and webmasters.)
Also, the adult site operator says his site has gotten only 400 hits a day from all the bridge pages they've set up. It's hard to argue that just a few hundred clicks over to Jane Doe nude represent an extraordinary hijacking of the search term "Jane Doe nude."
Google does refine their algorithm, which incidentally like all search engines' is kept secret to avoid giving Web-spammers an edge. You may remember last year's joke of the search "more evil than Satan" pointing (mistakenly, of course) to Microsoft's homepage. As their founders comment in the recent MIT Technology Review interview, this was a little embarrassing for them, and the engine was tweaked to fix it.
And Google's CTO isn't ruling out more tweaking in the future:
In any case, we know our scoring scheme isn't perfect -- even when the sites in question aren't trying to fool us -- and we're always working to improve it. Often the problem isn't, "Why did this bad site score high?" but rather, "Why did these other good sites score low?"
We're always looking at queries that give strange-looking results to get a better understanding of how our scoring can be improved. Whether the "xnude" queries will result in tweaks to our scoring, I can't say, but we'll certainly be adding them to the test cases we look at.
Short version: the arms race continues; Google still kicks butt.
google algorithm (Score:1)
Jaeger
www.JohnQHacker.com
GodHatesCalvinists.com
The fun you could have.... (Score:1)
Ennui [ennuiweb.com]
Re:Tut tut (Score:1)
Ennui [ennuiweb.com]
Big fucking deal. (Score:1)
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Surely... (Score:1)
Funniest quote... (Score:5)
Yeah, I bet you will!
Ok, let me this straight. Google is going to employ people to 1)look for porn on the Internet, 2)decide which is the best porn, and then 3)improve their search engine to rank it properly.
I'm sure I can find quite a few volunteers in my workplace who are already doing 1 & 2. I bet they'd love to have this job.
Re:I have yet to see the point of Google (Score:1)
I am about to give up Google (Score:2)
Basically I like the scoring on Google, and I like the absence of commercials, but it looks to me like they didn't finish the job
Hmm. (Score:1)
Is this claim hard to verify or something? I had this strange impression that Google was a public website, where we could all run searches. Oh. I get it. The writer was too lazy to check up on these ever-so-easy-to-verify claims.
Since the company name isn't provided, I can't check it myself. But if someone stands accused of something, of COURSE they're going to deny it.
like, *duh*.
--Remove SPAM from my address to mail me
So... (Score:3)
Somebody wrote about a scam on Google, but it turned out to be completely ineffectual and nothing of any real importance.
Liv Tyler nude.
Just thought you'd like to know.
Liv Tyler nude.
Ayup. Stuff that matters.
It's just a question of time (Score:1)
If it gets conned into indexing some page higher than it deserves, it doesn't take long to check out the next link. The pr0n industry will always try to beat these things because they exist purely to make money (apparently some 70% of online-transactions), so they have more to gain by this kind of tactic.
Not going to stop me using it though.
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This is not acceptable! (Score:4)
Google if your listening, feel free to contact me, I can send a resume and get to work immediately. I can also send your a detailed report regarding several popular actresses and some research I've already began working on in my spare time.
Before we get the trolls ranting about search..... (Score:5)
Before Google, I'd given up on search engines. To but it bluntly, the things were shitful. Rarly would a search constantly find main useful sites, and stuff totally offtopic was commonplace.
Then I heard on Geeks in Space Rob and co rant about Google coming out of beta. I mustn't have read /. enough around then, but I went to this 'Google', and what I fould was the holy grail of search engines.... or something.
Google CONSTANTLY gets great hits on resonable searches (resonable = not looking for porn and pathetic crap like that). Not only that, but Google loaded INSTANTLY.
Google brought me back to search engines, and made the web useful again. Google REALLY s a step above it's search engine competition. If you are one of those people that have traditionally always used one engine, give Google a shot - I swear you won't be disappointed.
The good folks at Google don't have any serach problems when I try, and I think this is a one-off. And considering the person was just looking for nude porn pics of some girl that there is probably no nude pics of (I don't know who the girl is... maybe there are), then Google can hardly be blaimed for crappy results - of course it can't find something that doesn't exist ;)
Anyway, enough Google ranting for now. Just remember, the fisrt time you use it, you'll know you are on to a good thing....
(Look at me, you'd think I was advertising... ;)
Re:I am about to give up Google (Score:1)
Believe me. I've tried, and they do.
Re:Hmm. (Score:1)
A better way? (Score:3)
"Otherwise we won't be able to find anything on the web"
I know the gags about all web searchs returning at least one pr0n link, and they are exaggerated to a certain extent. There is some truth in it, though.
But the lack of honesty on the internet appalls me. As an old schooler (I remember gopher, before this new fangled www thingy), I'm used to being able to find things quickly, and only find things that are relevant.
With the proliferation of personal home pages, unscrupulous company webpages exporting lying meta tags, I'm disappointed in the web as it has turned out.
Pr0n sites are they best and worst thing on the internet. Best, not for the reasons you'd think, but because the pr0n sites drove the need for high quality image and moving picture compression, and provided the need for higher bandwidth availability. But now, they are ruining our internet, along with the spammers. That said, AllTheWeb [alltheweb.com] does an excellent job at stopping "adult" links being returned from a search, and it's bastard quick, too.
Why not _force_ all pr0n sites to have a
What do you guys think?
Strong data typing is for those with weak minds.
Google Cache (Score:1)
Richy C. [beebware.com]
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Re:The fun you could have.... (Score:3)
They already do.
An ad mans wet dream [google.com]
Not long before companies can pay to have their products boosted to the top of the search results list...
Strong data typing is for those with weak minds.
Re:Before we get the trolls ranting about search.. (Score:2)
I partly agree. Unless you refine your searches, you get a load of crap. I myself use Altavista *almost* exclusivly (if it can't find what im looking for I'll go to others). I have found that if you know what combinations of words to use, and use '+' and '-' and quotes and wild cards, your searches can be very fruitful.
Ennui [ennuiweb.com]
Re:The fun you could have.... (Score:1)
Ennui [ennuiweb.com]
Re:Funniest quote... (Score:2)
I could offer the results of years personal research I just happen to have been doing on the exact same subject in my spare time.
Re:I am about to give up Google (Score:1)
YOu have to adjust your behaviour if you want to use Google...
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Great Marketing, mon (Score:2)
I mean, if I search for thermonuclar rocketscience essays and the first three hits are something like
Hot rocket science sluts
Thermonuclear rocket chicks
High IQ babes with glasses
Am I really likely to visit those blokes ? The Digital Hijack by etoy [hijack.org] was brilliant in it's kind. But it was a statement,(actually the Ars Electronicas jury believed it was art), it was fun and it was subversive.
But going through the pain to make your smut site popular, well, I dunno...
Re:It's just a question of time (Score:1)
And there was me thinking they were in it for the art.
Well actually... (Score:4)
I run websearches.net [websearches.net] which is a topic based search engine. I use my own ranking system, but the great thing is you cannot spam it at all.
Why? Well firstly to be considered is must pass the theme check, then it checks for page spam (duplicated keywords, repeated patterns etc.) then it checks to see what level sites it links to and from.
You still get people searching for strange terms (you can never get away from those!!), but at least I have the luxury of laughing at how people use the system. Such as the amount of people who search for "Linux" on the Linux search engine [websearches.net]! It's meaningless. It must be a linux site to get in the database in the first place.
Dragon.
Re:Google Cache (offtopic reply) (Score:2)
I think the Google cache is GREAT! Lots of sites go down mysteriously or pages are moved/missing and Google has them cached so you can see them. I've used it many times.
If you don't like the cache, don't use it!
And if you have the urge to complain to Google - don't. They'll probably just tell you to use the original URL.
rLowe
Re:I have yet to see the point of Google (Score:1)
Re:A better way? (Score:5)
Same reason as ever. Who gets to decide what's a porn site, and must go into
Take for example these categories:
www.tightskirtspage.com, appears to be dead (might have been a while). It used to be a free site for people that had a thing about tight skirts. Porn?
Feet. Lots of people into feet. Porn?
Lingerie/Swimwear sites. Porn? Are shops that sell this stuff not porn?
Actress of the month-fan-site. Porn? What if they'd done some porn in their "previous career" prior to getting to be a famous actress. Those shots will always appear on fan sites. Does the fan site then have to move to
And last, but not least: Who gets to chose? Some wacky Christian/Whatever fundie? Some drooling pervert?
Sure, it's a nice idea. I'm all for honesty in web pages, death to pop-up windows, and dont lie in your META tags, but you can't enforce it.
0.02,
Mike.
Re:I have yet to see the point of Google (Score:1)
Re:google algorithm (Score:1)
It's something we do! (Score:3)
Phillip.
But what's really important about this story is... (Score:1)
It's a little early as I write this (3:00 a.m. Pacific time), but by 10:00 today, their server will have enough hits to give them delusions of adequacy.
Re:I am about to give up Google (Score:2)
+this +that +theother
and it says `oh, you dont need + signs`
but the results dont contain all the works you +`ed!!! great.
Re:I am about to give up Google (Score:1)
Perhaps some human indexer thought to throw that in. Weird.
--Remove SPAM from my address to mail me
More Evil Than Satan Himself ... (Score:5)
This is fascinating, because the story has invalidated itself.
Some weirdarse self-referential hoffstadteriam net.paradox has gone down.
I assume the next step is that stories on how 'more evil than satan himself' *used* to refer to the microsoft homepage get top billing, and so on ad infinitum ...
Re:The fun you could have.... (Score:2)
Maybe I've been reading too much Iain Banks recently; I look forward to being able to say "free as in bandwidth and CPU time"...
Face it, corporate interests are vandalising the internet as we knew it, kind of like turning a sleepy village in South West England where people look after each other, don't need to lock their doors and play cricket together on Sundays into an inner city slum, manifest with crack whores, guns and drugs. Still, on the plus side, it's better than terminal only access over 3200 baud...
Strong data typing is for those with weak minds.
Re:I am about to give up Google (Score:1)
Have you tried Google's advanced search [google.com]? Seems to work pretty well to me.
Re:A better way? (Score:2)
Suddenly, the 'Net looks much less pink!
(Perhaps google should add a "not pr0n!" button to do this for you? But then you'd only get smarter bridge pages avoiding it...)
Why should we care? (Score:1)
So what?
I thought the point of the Google system was that if you were searching with the term 'Liv Tylyer' the top links would be for genuine Liv Tyler web pages, rather than getting pr0n. People would shitting themselves about censorship and free speech (here on
This only matters if the search for pr0n isn't returning pr0n at all but something totally unrelated. Search engines, even Google, often return hits that are related by not specifically what you are searching for. Some dude searched for Liv Tyler pr0n and got Cindy Crawford pr0n. Is that going to kill him?
Re:A better way? (Score:2)
Now, if you're lamenting the fact that the Internet is no longer the gated community it once was, well, you're right.
If you long for that gated community once more, I advise you find a prefession in academia and use Internet 2 instead. You will find nothing but fast, pure, useful information there.
Re:'Inclusive' search (Score:1)
Re:A better way? (Score:1)
Richy C. [beebware.com]
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Yah but.... (Score:1)
Not too exadurated (Score:2)
For intstance The New York Times claimed that the New York Post ran a story called "Liar, Liar" about Al Gore. Looking for Gore and "Liar, Liar" brought up a pile of duplicate pro Gore pages so badly written that they might as well have been porn. It seems obvious that the Gore team knew this trick and that it worked.
Oh well, it's politics who cares right? Wrong. In fields closer to my heart, such as nuclear information, it's really a pain in the neck to find useful stuff. He who shouts loudest is not always best, and is more often just an ass.
Google's underlying problem is real. (Score:3)
Ultimately the best way of finding good sites has to be by getting humans to find them, but without requiring the huge expenditure of effort that actual directories need - even the Open Directory [dmoz.org] is nowhere near a full reference. This is what "favorites directories" like Blink and Backflip are about, as well as Alexa which uses information based on people's surfing patterns. Maybe an open source implementation of some of these, built into Mozilla, would be a good idea.
Re:Before we get the trolls ranting about search.. (Score:1)
Google's demise (Score:1)
This article really is a non-story - wow, about three searches are fucked. Big deal. Go to Altavista or wherever, and search for anything you'll find the same problem.
Re:I am about to give up Google (Score:3)
But searching for "Alife" on Google works like a charm. Google is a tool. Judicious use of keywords and alternate keywords makes it a very powerful one. Other search engines pale in comparison.
Re:A better way? (Score:1)
Warning, you're about to see Natalie Portman naked. Be ready to be spoiled for the rest of your life!!!
Sorry, couldn't resist. As far as determining what is pr0n and what not, this could be rated the same way movies/computer games are.
My simply rude comment (Score:2)
Google should use a two-handed key combo for the "Search" button... No more one-hand-surfing AOL'ers.
Re:The fun you could have.... (Score:1)
Still, on the plus side, it's better than terminal only access over 3200 baud...
haha, i know what you mean. the words "ill work for bandwidth" come to mind. there was a time where i'd have sold my soul for a decent high speed connection.. heck, if i didnt have one now, i probably still would.
Ennui [ennuiweb.com]
Re:A better way? (Score:2)
Those things that are rated completely differently all over the world? How would this work with the internet (or the *WORLD* *WIDE* web) again?
Which global internet police-force is going to enforce this? None, thank goodness!
best wishes,
Mike.
I didn't hear about that one... (Score:2)
Re:Well actually... (Score:1)
Re:A better way? (Score:3)
It works bloody bagus maaate.
Basically, google rocks, especially on older computers, or in lynx.
In the old days, hotbot and altavista were great, but became filled with crud and altavista's 10 result limit peeved me.
When google came along it was a breath of fresh air, and the features it continues to add continue to add value, not subtract like the mess on other engines.
Raging is pretty good, but I don't see the point, since it is a shameless clone of google.
Re:A better way? (Score:1)
Which global internet police-force is going to enforce this? None, thank goodness!
Parents united? Sorry
Re:Google's demise (Score:1)
I'm just glad they haven't started on the patents yet.
Re:It's just a question of time (Score:1)
That's why the actresses do it. It all depends from which side of the camera you come.
Explain This!!!!!!! (Score:1)
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lets check. (Score:2)
rob malda nude [google.com]
The first ten results are a nice cross-section of opensource/geek sites - advogato, slashdot, the Sync, E2, Salon Mag.
But really, does anyone care if google's results on nude stuff are sub-optimal?
Re:A better way? (Score:1)
Partly because it's inherently uncivilised, but just as much because of my origional point: there is no *global* agreement on a definition of porn.
Even with a catch-call bound (I guess most countries could agree on a definition of hardcore porn). What good would that do? The servers can still be hosted in these "civilised" countries, and registered under the
If the previous suggestion of forcing all porn into a certain domain didn't sound like a world police state to you, how about making it illegal to link to porn from a nonporn domain?
Even the USA wouldn't pass that law! Probably
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Mike, posting without +1 'cause this is waaaayyy offtopic
Definately something strange going on.. (Score:1)
Here's the link [lineone.net] to a grab of the page.
Re:Big fucking deal. (Score:2)
I get it now. But I still think we should be looking at image-recognition technology for search engines. Google should be able to tell the difference between real pr0n and "Liv Tyler nude." Anyway, wouldn't it be easy enough to filter out these rings of sites that link to each other? Except in the case of pr0n sites where everybody links to everybody else, of course. He with the most referers wins, it seems. How about he with the most free pr0n wins?
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Re:Great Marketing, mon (Score:2)
Bad luck that these sites don't exist.
MORE LIKE THIS! (Score:2)
This is one of the best Slashdot writeups we've had in a long time. A well investigated story like this one is good journalism.
Thanks, jamie. And please - MORE STORIES LIKE THIS!
Re:A better way? (Score:1)
Sounds reasonable, or at least making it illegal to do so without explicit warning. Unfortunately we will fall back onto the same old problem: what is the definition of porn? Ah whatever, I guess I could get used to being confronted with all those "beautiful" naked women while I'm really looking for information on something else.
Re:The fun you could have.... (Score:3)
In addition, without porn, warez, hacking, etc. we wouldn't have some of the most useful technologies around on the net for what we do in our day-to-day lives. Porn gave us streaming live video technologies, driven forward the requirements for better video and image compression, transparent cache engines, etc. whilst "warez" in all it's forms gave us not only the idea of "free" software, but DivX movie compression, requirements for bandwidth shaping in ftp servers, etc. and hacking gave us the motive to invent and make a standard protocols such as SSL, S/key, OPIE, etc. all of which have provided the basis for legislation (in the UK at least) for acceptance of digital signatures, etc.
It has often been said that the guys coming up with the porn sites are on the "bleeding edge" of technologies. This is because the market is so competitive, they are looking for new ways to get an edge over the next guy. It might have been streaming video, new ways to attract customer loyalty, those annoying windows that appear when you close a browser on a porn site, whatever. The point is, it didn't come about because it was porn, but because it's the most competitive industry currently on the net.
Perhaps we can make do without it all, but without highly competitive market places on the net, technological development will starve. This would be bad for all of us. I don't think even the Amazon vs. everybody else market is competitive enough to really push things along just yet.
To finish off, I'll also just remind you about the success of VHS and digital cameras. The reason why video recorders/players in the home along with video cameras were so successful was porn. Think what you like about people wanting to enjoy films at their leisure at home, but porn is what sold them. The ability to watch porn at home, at relatively low cost, was the key selling point. Digital cameras are the same. People want to be able to take saucy photos, but don't want them to be sent off for processing. Porn drove the market. I'm not saying it's right, or that it's wrong, but the only reason why you have a cheap webcam on your desk is because 3 million other people want to take photos of their girlfriend in stockings, in the same way that I have reasonably cheap bandwidth to my home is because half of the country wants to be able to download porn quicker. Remember that.
This is redundant, I know, but if you could tell me where that village is, I'd be interested - I refuse to believe that such a village still exists right now, just 150 miles from where I live. If it is there, I know where I'm moving next.
Google Search (Score:1)
I had a feeling I would see something Slashdot-related at the top of the list, and sure enough, this was the first link:
Natalie Portman denounces hot grits [plebius.org]
"/ Troll News Bureau / - In a move that has astounded many loyal fans in the Troll Community, Natalie Portman denounced hot grits at a press conference earlier today. Apparently she became disgusted after an unidentified Troll offered to pour hot grits down her pants in exchange for one goblin, a bowl of oatmeal and three hours of monkey sex."
LOL, the trolls have spoken.
If you really want pron (Score:3)
just go HERE [temple.edu]
Trust me, it isn't goatshit or whatever
twist my arm (Score:1)
[thinking]
wait, that's sorta what i do now...
My .02,
Re:A better way? (Score:1)
Off-topic, but:
Is there some reason that TLD's should only be three letters? Why not
:wq
Re:So... (Score:2)
Re:More Evil Than Satan Himself ... (Score:2)
#1 Searchenginewatch.com
#2 AltaVista !?!
#3 Google
I guess the boys over at Google keep from doing *too* much tweaking of their settings...
Re:Well actually... (Score:1)
Doh!
Try "apache and htaccess".
Wouldn't work anyway (Score:3)
From Google's page [google.com]:
Or from a recent interview [techreview.com] with the inventor:
Somebody is going to search "x nude" and get this (Score:1)
[pr0n] [ridiculopathy.com]
/. will get so many hits, it will be like slashdotting itself.
[more pr0n] [ridiculopathy.com]
Halloween coverage [ridiculopathy.com]
Re:Before we get the trolls ranting about search.. (Score:1)
Using a combo of Raging and Google, I can find most things that I want with very few troubles at all.
Re:The fun you could have.... (Score:2)
Google has some misses (Score:1)
For example, the top three results in a search for credit card [google.com] are p0rn.
This is of course a real headache for companies like the one I work for that do things like compare credit cards, not to mention people actually looking for credit cards.
Re:The fun you could have.... (Score:1)
Not long before companies can pay to have their products boosted to the top of the search results list...
It's already happened: eSpotting [espotting.com]
Re:The fun you could have.... (Score:1)
Too late... already happens... This is the whole basis for GoTo [goto.com]. Check out the "What We Do" section on their Our Company: Who We Are and What We Do [goto.com] page.
Redundant Linking Test (Score:2)
You would have to set many links to Liv Tyler nude [slashdot.org]. If you want to see her all nude [slashdot.org], you'd have to click here [slashdot.org], which would actually be slashdot [slashdot.org]. Making more links might make Liv Tyler [slashdot.org] searches return to slashdot.
Re:Google's underlying problem is real. (Score:2)
Much different results... (Score:2)
That would be a little disappointing if you were searching for 'naked and petrified' and found 'News for Nerds. Stuff that matters'.
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Gonzo Granzeau
DUUH! (Score:2)
They search for "Liv", "Tyler" and "nude" and get pointed to a porn site where they actually have Liv Tyler in the nude. Not only that, but the site is even free for annoying banners and pop-up boxes This sounds to me like some kiddies where looking for a filthy pr0n site with Javascript to broadcast their registry, but got a decent result instead! Ouch. Bummer. Surely a destructive blow to Google.
- Steeltoe
Re:Easy, tiger! (Score:2)
;)
More self-modifying stories (Score:2)
This is fascinating, because the story has invalidated itself
Actually this story is about how a site that shouldn't be linked to from "trustable" pages appears as such. Google denies it because irrelevant sites are not linked from trustable pages.
And now, GeekPress and Slashdot have linked to this site. So they are making it worthy of appearing in Google!
Actually, it's all a plot. The celeb site managed to get traffic from GeekPress and the celeb site and GeekPress managed to get traffic from Slashdot.
These porn sites are really ahead of the rest in promotion. Hofstadter marketing!
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Re:A better way? (Score:2)
In Europe, TV adverts for shampoo might show a naked woman. Not in the coy 'it's ok to show the side of a breast but not a nipple' way that you see in the US, but a straigh front view of a woman shampooing her hair in the shower. In the UK tabloid newspapers have a topless woman on page 3. Both of these would be considered pr0n in the US, but are just part of normal society in Europe.
Re:So... (Score:2)
So Long And Thanks For All The Fish (Score:2)
I think "crappy software" used to go to Microsoft as well, and now that is gone.
Why tweak it? (Score:2)
Is anyone else offended by this? The algorythm was obviously working correctly. Many sites used those words to describe M$. When they say "tweak", they really mean "break" for political purposes. Remember how everyone said "That's cool, Google returns M$ for an evil search and they have the balls not to change it?" Well, it's time to take those kudos back.
Could someone start a free and open Google style engine with no "tweaks"? Let's not forget the whole Yahoo "Tweaking" as well.
Google now looks at keyword order (Score:2)
I think this is pretty recent.
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New way to generate mad hits (Score:2)
1) Pretend you've scammed google
2) Get it published in the trade press
3) Wait for the slashdot effect to show up
Boom! 100,000 hits in 10 minutes, and all you need is one faked up naked natalie portman picture - customers for life!
I'm pretty sure there's a scam going on, but google's not the sucker...
Response: Still Scamming Google (Score:3)
In particuar, it addresses two claims:
1. There are no good results to a search for Liv Tyler nude. (Google)
2. The scam doesn't yield good Google results on popular actresses. (Slashdot)
You can find the response, titled Still Scamming Google [geekpress.com] at GeekPress [geekpress.com]. For the sake of my Slashdotted server, I'm reprinting it below:
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Still Scamming Google
The Case of Liv Tyler
My article on Scamming Google [geekpress.com] has some unexpected results. The most interesting is that the folks over at Google deny that the scam has any significant impact on the accuracy and usefulness of Google search results.
Slashdot, for example, quotes Google's CTO Craig Silverstein as saying that the Liv Tyler nude [google.com] search doesn't, "as far as we can tell, have any good results -- in our spot check, for instance, we couldn't actually find any Web sites that show Liv Tyler in the nude. When there are no good results out there, Google's results can be somewhat arbitrary, so it's not particularly surprising this site was first."
As much as I love Google, I must disagree. I scoured through the first 30 results of the Liv Tyler Google [google.com] to prove my point. Here are the results:
Index Pages: Most of the returned links were to the index page of a porn site, such as link #3 [celebrita.com] and link #6 [celeb-eva-stars.com], both of which take you to the same JavaScript popup hell site. (I didn't bother checking the rest of these pages, because they obviously didn't have Liv Tyler nude on them.) These links are obviously not good Google results.
Scam Pages: Then there were the scam links, with fake discussions of Liv Tyler nude, such as link #1 [jennifer-smith.com], link #2 [news-in-review.com], link #4 [celebrity-fans.com], and link #7 [celebritie...nstars.com]. These links are also not good Google results.
Nude Liv: Google did, however, return some pages with Liv Tyler nude on them. The best page is probably link #5 [celebs-nude.org], which popped up after three scam pages and one index page. It has thumbnails of various movie shots of Liv Tyler in the buff. Link #25 [x2z.com] and link #30 [heavenly-body.com] also has nude pictures of Liv. (I also noted two links somewhere between scam and the real thing, such as link #11 [hotcelebritypictures.com] and link #21 [hotresume.com]. These pages have non-nude pictures of Liv Tyler and a ton of links leading to various celebrity nude sites.
I also randomly checked a few of the low-ranked pages, with some unexpected results. For example, link #76 [ign.com] has a genuine discussion (!) of Liv Tyler's nude scene in Stealing Beauty. Link #116 [nude-and-n...celebs.com] has a nude picture along with a filmography. Link #174 [asstr.org] is an Batman-ish erotic story with Liv Tyler playing "The Huntress." Link #192 [theglobe.com] and link #63 [fakelover.minx.nu] have fake nudes. Link #62 [gotthem.com] is a list of various Liv Tyler pages, some with a bundle of sexy images.
So, contrary to what the Google people say, there are good results for Liv Tyler nude. Google just isn't putting them at the top of the list.
Random Results?
But Google's problems do not end with the jumble of bad results for the Liv Tyler search [google.com]. Google repeatedly puts the fake discussion pages of Nude Celebrity World News [celebrity-world-news.com] at the top of the search results in a huge number of searches for nude celebrities. But don't take my word for it. Google for yourself using the list of celebrities [slashdot.org] created by Nude Celebrity World News [celebrity-world-news.com] (modified to automatically search Google). You'll see the domains of www.jennifer-smith.com, www.news-in-review.com, www.find-thys.com, www.celebrity-locator.com, and www.celebrity-fans.com at the top of the list more often than "randomly."
Personally, I checked 50 of these searches, making sure to hit popular female celebrities like Meg Ryan [google.com] and Heather Locklear [google.com]. Here are my results:
3 searches yielded all top five search results (e.g. Kathy Bates [google.com]).
9 searches yielded all top four search results (e.g. Bo Derrek [google.com]).
16 searches yielded all top three search results (e.g. Linda Hamilton [google.com]).
3 searches yielded both top two results (e.g. Lara Flynn Boyle [google.com]).
1 search yielded the top result.
In all of the above searches, I just counted the set of top results, ignoring the matching results lower in the top ten.
Most importantly, however, is the fact that 16 searches for popular celebrities had at least one result in the top 10 (e.g. Toni Braxton [google.com], Janet Jackson [google.com], Nicole Kidman [google.com], Meg Ryan [google.com], Heather Locklear [google.com], Alicia Silverstone [google.com], and Sandra Bullock [google.com]).
Only 2 searches did not yield any results in the top ten: Demi Moore [google.com] and Jennifer Lopez [google.com].
These results are not random, as Google claims. Clearly, the sham discussion pages created by Nude Celebrity World News [celebrity-world-news.com] have worked their magic on Google. The proof is in the pudding and the pudding is in the search results.
So I stand behind my the point in my original article [geekpress.com]: Google has been fooled into repeatedly returning, as highly-placed results, pages which any human can identify as search engine spam.
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Re:Response: Still Scamming Google (Score:4)
Two honest questions:
Google uses some sort of metric-of-trust system that is supposed to prevent this sort of abuse. None of us know the internal mathematics of this system, so we don't know if self-referential loops are given no weight, or merely reduced weight.
Given that a search for "[celebrity] nude" has little information to go on, significantly less then "[celebrity] nude pictures", as demonstrated by your finding some interesting results like honest conversations, exactly how is Google supposed to tell that these pages are fake?
If one could see the trust metric on all of the search page hits, I'd lay money that as compared to the trust metric for Microsoft, none of those pages are very trustworthy. There are probably a couple of external links validating the "Nude Celebrity World News", and despite the self-referential loops in their pages, this slight boost may have been enough to give them the advantage over all of the other results you cite, which are meaningful only in the broad sense... I can't say any of the ones you cited are "definately" what "[celebrity] nude" would be searching for.
Thus, in all probability, we are looking at a "fraud" where on a 100 point scale that I'm making up right now, some site scams its way into giving itself an extra point. w00p! I don't think this scam could even come close to displacing the Microsoft Windows Home Page from the top result of searching for "Windows", which may have a trust of 99.9%. The only reason you can even see the effect of this "scam" is because you are plumbing around in the lowest trust areas of the Google database. In four weeks (or however long it takes Google to index these pages) I'll lay money that the top two hits for Liv Taylor nude will be this slashdot discussion and your site. The trust metrics of Slashdot and the one your site obtains by being linked from Slashdot will blow this "scam" out of the water.
Unfortunately, this discussion will also validate the Nude Celebrity World News (which is why I'm not linking to it here). In fact, this scam will work vastly better now that it's only two clicks from Slashdot. To really pull this off, you need trusted domain names, which we just handed them on a silver platter.
Looked at in this light, I think Google's reaction makes sense. I regret needing this lengthy explanation, but my questions are, what exactly do you think Google should do, and in light of the fact that the "scam" is probably almost (but not quite!) complete ineffective, why is this a problem?
Re:A better way? (Score:2)
Fist Prost
"We're talking about a planet of helpdesks."
Re:A better way? (Score:2)
We all know how to really get hits... (Score:2)
Re:A better way? (Score:2)
All I want is a UK TV cable feed! (Score:2)