F*ckedCompany.com For Sale - On eBay 139
A reader "This is for real. FuckedCompany.com is for sale!
The owner is selling it on eBay. Six hours ago it was at $2.24 with 2 bidders, but now it's up to 40 bidders, at $20,300.
See the auction right now.
" Somehow, I think this is the logical extension of the eBay philosphy. You can read about it on the Web site as well.
Update: 09/11 01:53 PM by CT : Two points: this is a real Web site, not just a domain name. Its actually really funny: you rate companies' chances of survival. But this really is just a stunt to draw press (like this) and traffic (if you happen to click the link above) to a clever site. It's a cute one and an interesting site for gauging people's opinions of companies.
Re:Reserve? (Score:1)
Rob.
Re:That's it exactly. (Score:1)
Unfortunately its already slashdotted. It just shows a 404 too many users connected.
Re:Fuck Censorship. (Score:1)
And I don't see that trying to be a little polite (not that f*ck* is much of a figleaf) counts as "censorship". What information has been surpressed?
--meredith
Re:F*ckedcompany.com is f*ed (Score:1)
That would be cool... I can just imagine somebody saying "I've been funded by the ex-owner of F*ckedcompany.com... This proves that my idea is good !"
9 more days to go with the bid...
Bid Maxed Out (Score:1)
Retracted. Bids prior to Sep-11-00 10:15:34 PDT have been retracted.
Explanation: Oh hell, maxed out Ebay, doesnt look like someone will outbid me now
Re:Deliver.com - Open Company or Open Auction? (Score:1)
nebulo
The REAL stats (Score:1)
fuckedcompany:
AUGUST: #5013 (overall rank) (vs 6415 in July)
page views: 15m (vs 3.8m in July)
unique users: 199k (vs 184k in July)
slashdot:
AUGUST: #2532 (overall rank) (vs 1912 in July)
page views: 15.9m (vs 11.1m in July)
unique users: 393k (vs 487k in July)
Since we know that slashdot does 30m+ pages, pcdataonline is obviously extrapolating average joe window users over the entire population...
for fuckedcompany.com, things are probably more accurate.
But the rank pcdataonline shows for fuckedcompany does not correspond with the info Pud included on ebay.. although he is right about it rising fast.
I know that pcdataonline can be pretty correct, because they got my little hobby site (dslreports.com) about right, both unique users and pageviews as well.. 9m page views and quarter of a million uniques!
$10M and counting... (Score:3)
Why go public when there is ebay?
OTOH, out of sixty some bids, there have only been twenty some bidders (in other words some bidders have bid more than once, i.e. they've come back to bid anew after being outbid the first time.) There have also been two retractions, one of which had a great explanation:
So the question is, how many of the bids have been serious? I'm pretty sure the 'winner' (I don't know if 'winner' is a good title for the winning bidder of this one) could make a good case that since some of the bidding was fraudelent (dweebs dorking around the system just to see how high they can get the price to go), they can back out.
IIRC, something similiar happened with Sue, the T-Rex. The owner put her bones on ebay and jokers spoiled the auction. The owner eneded up reauctioning the bones on millionaire.com where bidders are pre-qualified.
I'm also jealous as spit. I've made close to $1,000 this year on ebay by auctioning off my unwanted junk. I should have just started a weblog and auctioned it...
current bid = $10,000,000.00 (Score:1)
http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem
Re:Whois & $10,000,000.00?? (Score:2)
oh, and here's the whois..
[root@bigfreak bounce]# whois fuckedcompany.com
Whois Server Version 1.3
Domain names in the
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.
Domain Name: FUCKEDCOMPANY.COM
Registrar: TUCOWS.COM, INC.
Whois Server: whois.opensrs.net
Referral URL: www.opensrs.org
Name Server: DS1.VIRTUALSCAPE.COM
Name Server: DS2.VIRTUALSCAPE.COM
Updated Date: 26-jun-2000
>>> Last update of whois database: Mon, 11 Sep 2000 04:45:28 EDT
The Registry database contains ONLY
Registrars.
Registrant:
PK Interactive, Inc.
5 West 31st Street 7th Floor
New York, NY 10001
US
Domain Name: FUCKEDCOMPANY.COM
Administrative Contact:
Kaplan, Philip pk@pkinteractive.com
212-273-9623
Technical Contact:
Registration, Domain domreg@optisoft.com
816 455 7939
Billing Contact:
Kaplan, Philip pk@pkinteractive.com
212-273-9623
Record last updated on 11-Sep-2000.
Record expires on 27-May-2001.
Record Created on 27-May-2000.
Domain servers in listed order:
DS1.VIRTUALSCAPE.COM 209.213.96.2
DS2.VIRTUALSCAPE.COM 209.213.97.214
Does F*ckedcompany.com == FuckedCompany.com? (Score:1)
Compay? (Score:1)
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Deliver.com - Open Company or Open Auction? (Score:2)
Taking the concepts of transparency and freedom that the open source movement now enjoys, our vision of an Open company is one where the business practices and procedures of the firm are freely accessible to anyone to review and 'hack'.
The stakeholders of Deliver.com Inc. - its shareholders, customers, and employees - would all have the ability to suggest, debate, and vote on changes to every aspect of the company - from top-level strategy to tax structuring to privacy procedures - all via the web.
All company data and information - except personal customer and employee files - would be freely available to all.
Has anyone seen any good writings that explore this type of approach?
Is this just a crazy idea, or might it work?
Or should we just auction domain name off?
Re:F*ckedcompany.com is f*ed (Score:3)
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The other FC (Score:4)
Fast Company [fastcompany.com] is a rah-rah newspaper that tells how wonderous all the dot-com companies are doing and how successful they all are. F*cked Company is a rather logical nomenclature for FC's antithesis newsletter during these months of cleaning out the dot-com failures.
Fast Company actually has a feature headline today: "When the going gets tough, the tough get real". Those flipping through the dot-com carnage at F*cked Company may beg to differ.
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"And the beast shall be made legion. Its numbers shall be increased a thousand thousand fold."
Publicity Stunt? (Score:1)
Just a tip (Score:2)
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True dat (Score:1)
That's my property! (Score:5)
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Re:Fuck Editing? (Score:1)
I got featured on F*ckedCompany, and I'm damn... (Score:2)
http://www.fuckedcompany. com//ubb/Forum1/HTML/000403.html [fuckedcompany.com]
It's not totally about me (I'm just the "burgerflipper" mentioned about halfway down), but about a VC project that I do some consulting for. Anyway, three cheers for the "real" FC!
$10,000,000 @ 67th bid? (Score:1)
Re:$10M and counting... (Score:1)
Reserve? (Score:2)
Rob.
Oh boy... (Score:2)
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Amazon? (Score:1)
they don't own it (Score:1)
I thought the courts decided domain names were not property
Re:Fuck Censorship. (Score:1)
Come vacation at Shell Extension City [shellcity.net]
great site (Score:1)
I can just see it now-- (Score:1)
Either a Linux zealot buys it and devotes fuckedcompany.com to bashing Microsoft, or a Microsoft zealot buys it and devotes the site to bashing SuSE, RedHat, etc, etc, etc.
f*cked company lists themselves as f*cked (Score:1)
Sweet Jesus on a pogo stick, some days I'm thankful that ridiculopathy.com is non-profit (i.e. we're too lazy to set up an ad contract).
www.ridiculopathy.com [ridiculopathy.com]
TODAY'S NUGGET: Advice: That weird guy you work with is destined to shoot up the place one day. Learn how to get him to spare your life and even position you for a promotion on the big day. [ridiculopathy.com]
speaking of f*cked companies... (Score:1)
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Fuck people who comment without reading (Score:2)
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Fuck Fucking Fucked Company Censorship! (Score:1)
Umm, such as when K-Mart or whoever announced they would card people buying "M" games, or Indinapolis (sp) introduced legislation for separating violent arcade games. That was evil as it was a big bad company violating first amendment rights, but as it's only plucky little Slashdot here, well, it's just an asterisk, so what's the problem?
Fucking hypocrits.
Re:Fuck Editing? (Score:2)
Re:F*ckedcompany.com is f*ed -- [READ EBAY] (Score:1)
Rumors says: "He was drunk this morning and accidently put the company for sale."
If you read the description on Ebay, you'll see that it is a bit more legit than a drunken little trip to ebay. According to Ebay (or the description on ebay), the site is a side project of Pud (creator of the site), and he's getting tired of maintaining it. Apparently it's taking more time than he would like it to. But the site seems to be pretty popular, and I can see why he wouldn't want it to simply fade out.
On a side note, he apparently has agreed to remain onboard for a certain amount of time to help with the transition (to be agreed upon with the buyer).
So as you see, the "I was bored..." statement on his site is obviously a low-energy statement as a result of his loss of interest in his site. It was a good maketing move too...as it'll raise him a lot more money than he had hoped for, i'm sure.
Hmmm (Score:1)
Re:(OT?)F*ckedcompany.com "matches" Fuckedcompany. (Score:1)
Re:That's my property! (Score:1)
Why bother clearing them out? Just call them your legal department, get them suits, and put them in front of typwriters. I'm sure that within an hour, one will have written up a case that any court in the country will accept under the current screwed-up copyright laws.
After all, that's how the DMCA got written, isn't it? I can't see any way that could've been written by a marginally sentient lifeform...
-RickHunter
EBay Record? (Score:1)
Re:Other Cool Domain Names for Sale (Score:1)
jeepers (Score:2)
FluX
After 16 years, MTV has finally completed its deevolution into the shiny things network
WOW! (Score:1)
Just wondering if I can buy that beach house yet
Re:wait.. $1,679,098.00 (Score:2)
Cnet's story [cnet.com]
Re:Re.. bid retracted (Score:1)
Re:It's at 9,392,319.00 (Score:1)
http://pages.ebay.com/help/community/png-user.h
"Bidding and Buying.
If you are the highest bidder at the end of an auction (meeting the applicable minimum bid or reserve requirements) and your bid is accepted by the seller, you are obligated to complete the transaction with the seller, unless the item is listed in a category under the Non-Binding Bid Policy (at http://pages.ebay.com/help/community/png-nbb.html
The problem with this is, that I believe nobody has yet taken anyone to court over refusing to honour a bid. So, as far as I know, no precedent has been set. I'd be happy to know otherwise, then I'd be more likely to follow up on the joker that backed out on their winning bid for my 4WD.
Re:Fuck Censorship. (Score:1)
In this particular case I'd say the
Simple Math - Virtual Worth (Score:1)
Often wrong but never in doubt.
I am Jack9.
probably (Score:1)
It is kind of interesting to see just how high this auction will go though.
Re:Fuck Fucking Fucked Company Censorship! (Score:1)
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As someone we actually READ the links: (Score:1)
Traffic stats according to PC Data, the authority on Internet traffic:
o Ranked #2250 of all sites on the Internet and climbing
o 124,000 unique users per week
o 2,646,000 page views per week
o Users spend an average 46 minutes per week on the site
Re:(OT?)F*ckedcompany.com "matches" Fuckedcompany. (Score:1)
wait a sec... "Current bid: $75,100.00" (Score:2)
He knows what he's doing.... He's shooting for a price, or no dice.
The perfect gift? (Score:1)
While at this stage I'm assuming the auction is real, I can't help but notice the heart 'gift icon' next to the auction number.
From ebay's explaination page [ebay.com]:
"The gift icon highlights items that make especially good gifts..."
According their explaination - a heart represents valentines day?
Happy Valentine's Day!
... ROTFL ...
Re:Deliver.com - Open Company or Open Auction? (Score:1)
So it'd be kinda like an extreme version of the moderation here.
Buena suerte.
-Pete
Re:Fuck Fucking Fucked Company Censorship! (Score:1)
If I tell you to go fuck yourself, and you tell your mother that I said "Go F yourself," have you censored me?
-Pete
Re:I can sub-lease my apartment and I don't own th (Score:1)
-Pete
Re:Domain arbitration? (Score:1)
-Pete
Re:Deliver.com - Open Company or Open Auction? (Score:1)
sounds like a great idea.. you might like this:
http://www.chaordic.org/chaordic/wha t_des.html [chaordic.org]
Re:Good Idea, Bad Implementation (Score:1)
Yup. The best in NY can't code his own bulletin board software so he uses Coolboard and then switches to UBB. Wow, two years and no bulletin board backend software!?! If I give him, ten years, do you think he can make me a logo?
Give me a fucking break. If he was so good, he'd make his own bulletin board software. It's not that hard and you don't even have to use Perl! This guy [thepubb.com] has skills...maybe Pud (or you) can learn from him.
Do you think that if I warez Cold [205.134.182.35] Fusion [205.134.182.35] and read this [lycos.com] I can be the second best in NY?!?
Anonymous Coward, go away. We know you're one of Pud's friends from Syracuse. Oh yeah, one more thing Rutgers 24, Syracuse 21 [scarletknights.com].
How did it get past domain registrar? (Score:1)
But I've been curious since I first saw the site: how did he get the domain name past Network Solutions? I thought NS had a list of words you couldn't have in domains, sort of like George Carlin's "seven words you can't say on TV".
Anyone know for sure?
Take the Money and Run. (Score:5)
If your idea is a good one, you can always find a new domain name. And you'll have all that extra money to make your idea worthwhile.
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Wouldn't that make perfect ironic sense? (Score:3)
BTW, my theory has always been that all companies are intrinsicly f*cked in some way... every company I have worked at has been a little f*cked...
Re:wait a sec... "Current bid: $75,100.00" (Score:1)
F*ckedCompany.com F*cked via Sl*shdotting... (Score:1)
Re:If it is a stunt... (Score:1)
Re:Reserve? (Score:1)
Who wants to take bets on who gets it, I'd imagine one of the big internet media groups...
Cnet/Lycos/Andover.....?
The only thing that you can be sure of is that it's all downhill for the site from now :)
Reserve Met. (Score:1)
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Pud has a way with words. (Score:1)
Yeah, he might break even.
RTFA He's selling the whole business (Score:1)
Re:That's it exactly. (Score:1)
Or, he is serious and stands to take home some cash....
Either way, he wins - we all lose (after all, most of us are stuck in piss-poor jobs working for someone else, right?)
Re:Fuck Censorship. (Score:2)
Censoring one's self can be considered basic tact, or sticking to editorial guidelines. That's fine.
A third party stepping in to censor you without your consent is another matter entirely.
The first is fine. The latter is very much not fine.
- Jeff A. Campbell
- VelociNews (http://www.velocinews.com [velocinews.com])
Good Idea, Bad Implementation (Score:1)
When the website first started, they used CoolBoard bulletin board software instead of UBB. I suggested that he use UBB or Slash as a better option for web discussion software. He never responded, but after a recent hiatus FuckedCompany.com is now using UBB. I guess Slash was too hard for them to configure. Secondly, FuckedCompany.com had problems with its database in tracking people's picks of fucked companies. I suggested to Pud his forum that he use Linux/Apache/MySQL/PostGres instead of the Microsoft combination. My reasoning was that the open-source software would cost less money. Instead, he deleted my post.
Pud started FuckedCompany.com to help promote his web design house, PKInteractive [pkinteractive.com]. IMHO, it's kind of late to be getting into the web design business and their portfolio doesn't exactly have impressive names. Why is he selling FuckedCompany.com now? Probably because he doesn't know how to deal with a recent rash of troll posters in his forum that has been disrupting traffic. If you visit the forums and scroll back a few pages, you'll see that Dennis Rodman himself has visited and shared his opinions on race relations.
What I'm trying to get at it that FuckedCompany.com is a great idea as a counter to the dot-com hype, but Pud has no clue about running a business/website.
Get rich quick? (Score:1)
Won't he owe ebay the commision on the sale? (Score:2)
SPECIAL GIFT!!! (Gift Icon) (Score:1)
Yes, ladies, and gentleman, this is just a great gift idea for your little hacker at home. No longer will your little script kiddy need to take down misc. web sites in his spare time! No! He'll have his own web site!
As a bonus, he's learn how to curse properly when someone floods his network!
Re:Holy Shit: $500,000 and climbing! (Score:1)
Oh My God (Score:1)
Yup. What the fuck do you think Slashdot.org is? A fucking auction site? Slashdot is a website that relies on bulletin board discussion software. Corporations will buy good software. Period.
I have given Pud credit with coming up with this idea. I have cited numerous examples of how Pud doesn't fully understand the technical aspect of running a business. Now, putting his website on Ebay shows he doesn't know jack shit about business. What's next? Grant Hill putting himself on Ebay? Any legit businessman wouldn't put his business for sale on a system where RIT sophomores can bid $10 million dollars.
To the second AC. What the fuck does the military have to do with this? If you haven't noticed, the domain "ranger.army.net" IS NOT an official US miltary domain. Who said I'm in the military? Fucking idiot.
Re:wait a sec... "Current bid: $75,100.00" (Score:2)
Current bid: $500,000.00 (reserve met)
Re:How did it get past domain registrar? (Score:2)
Easy. He bypassed Network Solutions (and most other registrars) and went straight to the (open) source. From the Network Solutions WHOIS [networksolutions.com] ("Nature, it seems, is not without a sense of irony..."):
Re:wait a sec... "Current bid: $75,100.00" (Score:1)
Re:Reserve? (Score:1)
Holy Shit: $500,000 and climbing! (Score:2)
Damn, I wish I was this guy...
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Stephen C. VanDahm
I'd buy FC if... (Score:1)
Re:Deliver.com - Open Company or Open Auction? (Score:1)
In a world where the ability of a company to succeed is directly related to its ability to co-operate with other players in its industry this may well give it a decisive edge over any competitors.
Only downside is, if you get it right, you may not have any competitors left.
- a
Buy it and redirect to www.microsoft.com, please? (Score:1)
Now there is an idea for a website!
Clever stunt? (Score:1)
Anyways, good for him! At least someone is making money off his Web endeavours.
If it is a stunt... (Score:1)
Re:Domain arbitration? (Score:1)
Re:RTFA He's selling the whole business (Score:1)
Publicity (Score:2)
I don't know, if it's such a hot company, he could be taking a great risk by that. What if the bids never got that high? People might think that his site isn't all that.
I bet that he's got a huge reserve, and the deal's going to go down offline. Why would anyone let eBay skim a big chunk off a multi-million dollar sale like that? Especially when lawyers are going to get their chunk, anyway... an auction doesn't exactly constitute much of a legal contract for the terms of sale that he's proposing, IMHO. This is just to drwa some potential investors out of the woodwork.
That's it exactly. (Score:2)
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Re:The Value of the Virtual (Score:2)
Re:What's the matter... (Score:2)
how else do you learn? (Score:2)
I doubt CT and Hemos were experts when they started slashdot either, but they learned from it. So will pud.
Re:The Value of the Virtual (Score:4)
Traffic stats according to PC Data, the authority on Internet traffic:
o Ranked #2250 of all sites on the Internet and climbing
o 124,000 unique users per week
o 2,646,000 page views per week
o Users spend an average 46 minutes per week on the site
F*ckedcompany.com is f*ed (Score:5)
The owner says: "I was bored this morning so I though I'd put FuckedCompany.com up for sale on ebay."
Rumors says: "He was drunk this morning and accidently put the company for sale."
Oops!
Company: Fuckedcompany.com
Points: 500
Re:wait.. $1,679,098.00 (Score:2)
at the time of posting... $1,679,098.00
And now, at $10,000,000. The current high bidder is notable for purchasing previous items in multi-million dollar auctions from sellers such as "pcguru99", "moovieland" and "atlascollectibles".
pcguru99 sells things such as: an in-car television.
moovieland sells: a lot of used movies.
atlascollectibles sells: signed playboy pictures and a whole lot of other "hidden" stuff that needs adult verification.
Ah, yes... This guy certainly has the looks of someone who will pay $10 million for a web presence. (Though he actually appears to, get this, pay money for his newsfeed, thus raising his credibility somewhat)
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Re:Fuck Censorship. (Score:2)
With all this support of deCSS and the like, representing the entire anti-censorship movement, i am curuous as to why the article was censored and posted as "F*cked..."
Because the headlines are syndicated round hundreds of websites, many of whom do not want swearing on their site. You will notice that in the body, which is not syndicated, there is no censorship.
Or maybe I made that up and it's all a big conspiracy
Re:Fuck Censorship. (Score:2)