Beanie Award Wrapup 174
The awards began predictably enough as Hemos narrowly took home the Hemos award. It amazes me how many people actually abstained rather than vote for Hemos, but alas, he still won. *grin* The award for Best Dressed went to Tux. Sadly, no one ever thought to nominate or vote for the fine women of FreeBSD, and Tux didn't even bother to show up for the award, leaving me with no one to hug. *pout* However, an Anonymous Coward was on hand to accept the Favorite Comment Poster award, as was CmdrTaco for the Favorite Author award. The Best Slashdot Story went to Quickies, and the Cluestick award for FUD went to Microsoft. Also, the pair of "Bully" awards for domain bullying and patent bullying went to Etoys and Amazon, repsectively.
The fun awards done with, it was time to get a little more serious (but not much) for the two grand awards. Best Unix Desktop Eyecandy went to Enlightenment, and Best Unix Earcandy went to XMMS. Best Desktop Theme went to BrushedMetal, which everyone uses at least a part of. The Best Perl Module award went to CGI, the best Apache Module award went to mod_perl, and the Best Open Source Text Editor went to vim. It's good to see things that I couldn't do my job without get some recognition, although I could probably have said the same about any of the nominees (except for Emacs, but that's a different matter entirely *grin*) The "Most Deserving of $2000" award went to Debian, while the Best Book award went to Programming Perl. Finally in this award category, the Non-graphical and Graphical Interface awards went to Pine and The GIMP, respectively.
The award for Most Improved Kernel Module went to USB, probably because it went from non-existent to usable in so short of a time. Alan Cox won the Unsung Hero award and immediately donated his winnings to the DVD defense fund, proving that he is indeed worthy of the name hero. Best Newbie Helper went to Tom Christiansen, famous for helping newbies find their way out of #perl (I'm kidding! Okay, only a little. Tom still rocks in my book.) and Most Deserving Open Source Charity went to the FSF. Best Open Source Advocate went to Linus Torvalds, surprisingly enough, but advocating by doing is one of the best ways to do it.
Finally, the Big Award for Most Improved Open Source Project went to the GNOME project. All of the nominees in this category were projects that at some point people shook their heads at, and now use on a daily basis, but GNOME just happened to beat out the rest.
Also, a new award for "Best Merger/Acquisition" was announced and awarded to VA Linux/Andover.Net to follow that day's news. All in all it was a good night, with lots of free beer and getting to know people who I'd only seen before on IRC or through e-mail. I imagine it was that way for a lot of people there.
Cynical old me... (Score:2)
Like as someone said somewhere, (either here, or themes.org - can't remember), "Why do we care about Andover.net? All they did was buy some successful portals"
Say byebye karma.
Tommy.. (Score:2)
I don't think the local trolls could have said it any better! Reminds me of the one helpful soul in #perl who, after looking at my code, told me what I could do with that copy of Perl Cookbook, and no, it wasn't RTFM.
Does this make sense? (Score:3)
Nothing against Alan, and it is nice that he donated his winnings to the DVD guys, but does it really makes sense to have a popular vote for an Unsung Hero? If so, shouldn't the person who comes in last get the award, since almost by definition, an unsung person is largely unknown and will have little chance of winning?
Re:Does this make sense? (Score:2)
In that sense Alan Cox was the man for the award. And deservedly so.
Most Stable Open Source Project? (Score:1)
Post your winner for the Most Stable/Usable Open Source Project below.
Joseph Elwell.
Slashgrit beanie awards (Score:3)
How many bowls of hot grits should we pour down Rob's pants?
Thank you.
Re:Cynical old me... (Score:1)
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Best Desktop Theme (Score:2)
One of the more surprising awards was the one awarded to Alan Cox, the unsung hero awarded. I was glad that he got it, but I didn't think he would--he is usually mentioned in many of Slashdot's stories. It's nice of him for donating the money, so it's probably a good thing that he got the award.
call me cynical of cynics, but... (Score:1)
don't look a gift horse in the mouth...
Re:Does this make sense? (Score:2)
Re:Does this make sense? (Score:2)
Re:Does this make sense? (Score:1)
I mean think of all the press Linus/Red Hat/etc. gets... and then compare that to RMS, ESR, Alan, etc. etc. etc. etc. I mean OSS is literally standing on the shoulders of giants. (Personally I think the unsung hero should have gone to the MoRE for their DeCSS, but that's me. Nothing against Alan, love the man like a son. (not really, don't know but he does impress the *fuck* out of me.) And I think this is an apporpriate way to reward the less appreciated amongst the OSS community....
Re:Most Stable Open Source Project? (Score:2)
Sendmail? (So it's not the GPL. So What?)
Apache?
WindowMaker (A personal favorite)?
Just random thoughts.
Wow (Score:1)
But, back on topic here, Rob really is a dork. I mean, seriously, this is the kind of guy that I normally make fun of -- he doesn't even have a stage presence, so why the heck did they put him up there?? It's ridiculous...
Anyway, mark me down fuckers - 'cause I don't care anymore!! HAHAHAHHAHAH!
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"You can't shake the Devil's hand and say you're only kidding."
The only reason.... (Score:1)
KDE is more stable, has more features, and is overall a much better project, with nicer project leaders and a better toolkit.
Re:Does this make sense? (Score:1)
Controversy and semantics (Score:1)
There was a bit of contoversy with the other nominees, because although Linus has not yet had any folk-songs sung of him by the firelight, he was excluded becuase there was an off-off-broadway musical about him. While some argue that this is not in the spirit of a true hero's song, others maintain that ANY song qualifies to create an officialy 'Sung Hero'.
What they didn't say (Score:1)
What we really want to know was how many people actually voted for jon katz
To make it fair, why not give us the results for every entry, instead of just telling us who won?
JD
Re:Most Stable Open Source Project? (Score:2)
Too bad... (Score:1)
Re:Best Desktop Theme (Score:1)
Hemos Award - The Conspiracy (Score:3)
Scandal! (Score:2)
Nice ass. (Score:2)
Re:Cynical old me... (Score:2)
"Why do we care?"
"Because that's where we are."
Re:Nice ass. (Score:2)
You'll have to copy and paste to see it... they're not allowing links
Re:The only reason.... (Score:2)
You know, you could try not flaming. Why can't Gnome touch KDE? And yes, Gnome was pretty bad to start. That's why it's called improvement.
KDE is more stable, has more features, and is overall a much better project, with nicer project leaders and a better toolkit.
One: you're dead wrong about stability. Compare the two, and it's a wash; both are pretty good but both still have a way to go.
Features: Pray tell, what does KDE have that Gnome doesn't?
Nicer project leaders: I'll grant, the KDE project leaders are nice. Even their responses to flames are nice (take it from someone who once flamed KWM and got called on it, by KWM's maintainer no less). But I don't see how Gnome's project leaders are any less nice. You'd better be ready with examples for this one...
Four: Better toolkit? Ever programmed in both of them? Unless you have, you have no right to compare.
A briliant troll (Score:1)
Maybe someone will post it as a article. Then I guess it would not be a troll anymore, Oh the irony!
But what were the stats!? (Score:1)
Ken
Re:Slashgrit beanie awards (Score:1)
Mix this with that Suckdot piece from a while back and we'd have a new sport...SuckGrits!
Re:Hemos Award - The Conspiracy (Score:3)
Who voted for Tom Christiansen? (Score:2)
Tom definitely doesn't deserve the "Best Newbie Helper" award. Sure, he's co-authored many great Perl books, but this just serves to confuse the facts. Tom's EVIL. (He's actually LAWFUL EVIL, which also confuses people, but just remember: EVIL is the opposite of GOOD.)
Go read Larry Wall's 2nd State of the Onion [perl.com] address. Pay particular attention to the following paragraphs:
Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.
These are virtues of passion. They are not, however, virtues of community. The virtues of community sound like their opposites: diligence, patience, and humility.
They're not really opposites, because you can do them all at the same time. It's another matter of perspective. These are the virtues that have brought us this far. These are the virtues that will carry our community into the future, if we do not abandon them.
If anyone can show me A SINGLE INSTANCE of Tom being either patient or humble, I'd love to see it. Otherwise, I'm going to keep on believing that this award was given to Tom not because he deserved it, but because he led the pack in name recognition.
Trolls (Score:2)
Denied cheap Andover stock
Give trolls a beanie
Re:Does this make sense? (Score:2)
Yup - a great choice 8^)
I think Donald Becker should have gotten a prize, too. How many people would be reading
Ugly George?! (Score:1)
http://members.xoom.com/linuxdaddies/nyc/nyc-03
http://members.xoom.com/linuxdaddies/nyc/nyc-03
http://members.xoom.com/linuxdaddies/nyc/nyc-08
Anybody know if his "show" is still on the air?
/me shudders.
Re:Most Stable Open Source Project? (Score:2)
Breakdown of votes (Score:1)
-k
Re:Most Stable Open Source Project? (Score:1)
Re:Slashgrit beanie awards (Score:1)
Re:The only reason.... (Score:1)
Re:Does this make sense? (Score:1)
Re:The only reason.... (Score:2)
Yup, both are pretty good, but have some room for improvement... I have been running KDE on my AIX workstation for several months no with litle or no incident (knock on polymer desk surface). I haven't gotten Gnome running over here yet, so I can't compare the two on this platform, but at home on Linux I haven't had any problems with KDE, and very few with (the newer releases of) Gnome...
I think both are good features wise - they aim at a different user segment, it seems, but both are configurable to whatever you really want (Gnome may have the edge here).
>Better toolkit? Ever programmed in both of them? Unless you have, you have no right to compare.
hmmm... I have, and I can say that QT is (IMHO) a lot nicer than GTK... but (shrug) it all depends on what styles you like as a programer. I find the interface easier and more intuitive, and the end results of either one can be pretty much identical (as I duck from the flying flames).
All in all, I started using KDE before Gnome (back when both were really bad), and that may have skewed my views, but all that really matters is What Works For You(TM).
I am the Susan Lucci of the Beanie Awards (Score:3)
humor_mode(on);
When I found out E won, I looked up from my plate of pancakes and said, "Well, that sucks. I shoulda won that one." (I really like pancakes)
As I ate my pancakes, I imagined Geoff and Carsten gladly accepting the award, and the $2000 prize that went with it.. I imagined them going to the bank to cash it, and stopping by Piggly Wiggly to pick up a roll of scotch tape, only to march home, tape all the bills together in one big long line, roll it up, and insert it into the toilet paper holder right next to the john. "Damnit!" I said to myself, "Geoff and Carsten make too much money! Salary! Stock options! What good would two grand do those two?" , and I began to dream...What would I do with two grand?
I'd put it to good use, thats what I would do with it.
I'd hire a skywriter up in Redmond to put the words "WE SUCK" with a big arrow pointing down to Microsoft's HQ, every day for a year.
I'd go to one of those ultra-sized supermarks and buy like 200 kegs of Log Cabin syrup..keep one for my pancakes, and pour the rest into Lake Washington where Gates lives, so his whole house smells like maple syrup for weeks. Call in the news media, and blame it on Bill, saying he finally went nutty like Howard Hughes did. "He just likes dumping maple syrup into the lake behind his house, then denying it." , i'd tell the press.
Or, if on that particular day, I felt particularly artistic, I would
I'll just eat my pancakes and wait till next year.
"Well, at least your not like Susan Lucci....not yet." - My dad
humor_mode(off);
Congrats Carsten & Geoff
Bowie J. Poag
Project Manager, PROPAGANDA For Linux (http://propaganda.themes.org [themes.org])
Re:Wow (Score:2)
Too many Open-Source cheerleader stories. Too much psuedo-geek masturbation. Too many flames for people expressing opinions not SDC (SlashDot Correct).
Symptoms: Unmasked flaming, frustration with narrow-minded Linux zealots, not giving a flip about your "Karma" anymore.
Treatment: Abstain from Slashdot for a while. Take a vacation. Sharply limit future Slashdot visits. Let your old login die and create a new one with no traceable identifiers so you can flame freely. Post a well-crafted troll every now and then.
You've been reading Slashduh too long and too much, Foogle. The quality of the contributions around here is dropping. The good old days are over. Take a breather. When you come back, have some fun posting pure garbage with a default 2.
rellort -- President of Slashaholics Anonymous -- "Just because I use Linux doesn't mean I have to talk about it all damn day."
Re:Does this make sense? (Score:2)
Hopefully the 'Beanies' become an annual event. My only Q would be: 'If Linus won X this year, is he ineligible to be voted X next year, or are we unable to vote him in as A,B,C,Y or Z?'
Re:Wow (Score:1)
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"You can't shake the Devil's hand and say you're only kidding."
Re:Slashdot Gnome love-in continues (Score:2)
"BrushedMetal is a Gnome/E theme"
Uh, BrushedMetal is an Enlightenment theme. Enlightenment is not Gnome. I don't have one bit of Gnome on my box but I use Enlightenment and BrushedMetal, eSlate, and BlueHeart.
"I bet KDE and Windowmaker themes weren't even allowed in this stupid contest."
Did you nominate one? I was torn between Windowmakers's AIndustrial, KDE's Photon and E's BlueHeart, and I ended up with BlueHeart. There is a very good reason there were pretty much only Enlightenment themes nominated: you can do tons more with them than with any other wm themes.
GNOME / KDE: Who cares? (Score:3)
Seriously though, I am not out to bash KDE, to each their own. I am not a big fan of GNOME either, just another excuse to eat resources. That is what Enlightenment is for.
Enlightenment won best unix desktop *eyecandy* -- KDE and GNOME have very little *eyecandy*.
I am not too fond of the default Enlightenment theme. Nevertheless, you must agree that it is hard for a Blackbox theme to win the 'best theme' award. Enlightenment, overall, has the most eyecandy when it comes to themes. Blackbox is an excellent windowmanager. In fact, I am running it now. Nevertheless, it is simplistic. To reiterate, Enlightenment, overall, has really neat stuff when it comes to themes.
Quit complaining about it being 'one-sided.' Did you vote for what you liked? Good, you got your side in. If not, too bad, you should have. This was not intended to be a big deal anyway, it was just for fun.
I was slightly shocked when I read this report and saw 90% of negative comments. Why must everybody be so negative? Do you always have to go out of your way to attack Slashdot or something they have done? Opinions differ, get used to it, and deal. You are not 12 any more, try acting like it.
You people might enjoy life more if you quit whining.
Kind regards,
WHiTe VaMPiRe\Rem
Re:Wow (Score:2)
I bet we'd be amazed how many so-called 'good posters' on Slashdot have alternate IDs for creative trolling. Myself, I'd fancy burning off the excess karma and always be sure to keep my karma at exactly 0. That would certainly be in synch with the concept of cosmic balance.
Its usenet, all over again (Score:2)
(The fact I lost my ability to connect to a news server may have contributed to my dumping of usenet
CGI Award (Score:1)
Where do I go to get my check?
And.. (Score:3)
Slashdot Slashgrits Box! (Score:1)
Pretty please? I *need* my daily updates on the latest grits-pouring, pancake-making, ninja news for trolls, stuff that petrifies!
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Re:Most Stable Open Source Project? (Score:2)
My experience with KDE and Gnome, and YMMV, has been this. Both almost never crash, even with heavy use. Gnome crashes usually amount to the panel croaking and then starting up again right away. Big deal. At worst, X will quit. KDE crashes tend to cause X to lock up the mouse and keyboard, meaning that I have to drag my ass down the hall and beg someone to give me a telnet window so I can kill X myself. "Why don't you get Windows," they ask. Oh, the shame of it all, the humiliation!
Thank you, Gnome.
Re:Next year's nomination for the (Score:1)
Old News! (Score:3)
Anomalous: inconsistent with or deviating from what is usual, normal, or expected
Re:Does this make sense? (Score:1)
Munky_v2
"Warning: you are logged into reality as root..."
Re:Slashgrit beanie awards (Score:1)
Re:Slashdot Gnome love-in continues (Score:1)
I use Gnome and I can't remember the last time it crashed. I must not be running any of the good stuff. What am I missing?
Re:The only reason.... (Score:2)
You must not have used GNOME in a *long* while. After all, it was voted most improved project. Was KDE even nominated for anything? (honest question)
Re:The only reason.... (Score:1)
Bluesteel: not just for Enlightenment anymore... (Score:5)
Then I discovered that Enlightenment sucks.
It ran slowly, used icons for things (ick), and made a general mess of my X session. I won't even get started on the customization menu ("transparent" window dragging? WTF?). Maybe somebody really loves Enlightenment, but that somebody is not me.
So then I found Sawmill. Sawmill has the Bluesteel theme, and yet doesn't suck. It has no icons, has genuinely useful customization, and lets me attach a theme to as many or as few windows as I'd like. (I usually pick one xterm for Bluesteel, just cuz). So, I voted for Bluesteel anyway simply because Shinyblue wasn't available.
Enlightenment may suck, but its prettiness can be ported...
Re:Nice ass. (Score:1)
i am a picture link! [metastudios.com]
i don't own this image, btw, i just found it online, so if it's yours and you want me to take it down, mail me and let me know.
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More pics! (Score:1)
http://www.penguinempire.com/linuxworld [penguinempire.com]
Mascotts, Alan Cox, and much of
Re:hello (Score:1)
Re:Most Stable Open Source Project? (Score:1)
Re:Does this make sense? (Score:2)
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"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Albert Einstein
vim award goes to charity (Score:4)
Which I think is pretty cool.
Re:GNOME / KDE: Who cares? (Score:2)
That's what I found so odd about this whole thing -- Slashdot basically just gave $100,000 away as party favors. There was no explanation of how candidates were selected from the nominees, no vote counts anywhere, minimal participation in the forums. It's a little disconcerting, especially to those of us who remember Rob posting a couple of years ago begging for a sponsor to cover his trip to Linux Expo.
Who were the nominees? (I missed it) (Score:1)
I can't find a nominees list anyway. Someone want to help me out?
Thanks.
Back in your cage! (Score:1)
Back in your cage and keep coding! You've got a "day job" for a reason! You chose to be passionate about coding, now the users are going to exploit it.
Esperandi
You've sold your soul to the GPL!
Re:Live from NYC (Score:1)
LOSER!
A. She's a hottie...ps she USES BSD...
B. In a sea of unwashed men she was a REAL hottie
C. Latex...it's not just for Typesetting anymore!
Re:Does this make sense? (Score:1)
How many of you folks have even heard of me? That's what I thought.
I would like my $2000 in cash, please.
Re:Does this make sense? (Score:1)
adj 1: not rendered in song; "their dirge was unsung" 2: not famous or acclaimed; "an obscure family"; "unsung heroes of the war" [syn: obscure, unknown] 3: having value that is not acknowledged [syn: unappreciated, unvalued]
So therefore the award was for heroes of the linux community that havent had songs written about them. I can only think of two poeple with songs. Linus and RMS. RMS has the Free Software Song [gnu.org] and They both are in the the techno remix of the same song. If anyone knows of anyother songs please tell me.
Re:Bluesteel: not just for Enlightenment anymore.. (Score:1)
Also, about the transparent window dragging...if you don't like it, don't turn it on.
Re:Most Stable Open Source Project? (Score:1)
snip..
I have to drag my ass down the hall and beg someone to give me a telnet window so I can kill X myself. "Why don't you get Windows," they ask. Oh, the shame of it all, the humiliation!
If you were using windows and somethin had frozen / blue-screened you would have pushed the reset button and had to reboot. This could cause all sorts of damage to the filesystem, registry, etc... not to mention waiting for scandisk to run isn't any fun.
With linux you telnet in and kill you X server and then you trot back to your room and continue using your computer like nothing happened. I can't see why this is a source for humiliation.
Re:Bluesteel: not just for Enlightenment anymore.. (Score:1)
Which is exactly why the transparent dragging was so annoying. Not because of the option itself, but because it probably took some deal of effort for a special effect of so little use. Give me speed and give me heavy-duty configuration over plain eye candy.
That's what I'm ranting about, really.
Vim ??? (Score:1)
Re:Slashdot Gnome love-in continues (Score:2)
In any case, Gnome always stated that Gnome could be used with any windowmanager. That Redhat commissioned an Enlightenment theme to be used for Gnome appears to be self-deception.
Interesting that Gnome started the work of replacing Imlib and finding a new WM just after Rasterman left Redhat.
Re:I am the Susan Lucci of the Beanie Awards (Score:1)
Pleeease return to drawing kick-ass seamless tiles Bowie! All is forgiven!
Re:Most Stable Open Source Project? (Score:1)
you know you just have to have one of those gizmos anyway (if you don't have few already:-)
erik
Strange Quote: (Score:1)
"So back in 1991 this guy Linux uploads a port of Minix to x86 on USENET and nine years later look what happens."
See how many glaring errors you can find in that phrase.
The women of FreeBSD (Score:1)
It's sad to see that the FSF won an award for "most deserving charity." Not only is it not a charity (since it does not specifically help the needy or means-test its benefits, as an actual charity does), but it was also far and away the richest candidate already. What's more, it releases code under the GPL -- for the explicit purpose of hurting commercial programmers. A group whose stated purpose is malicious should not be rewarded.
--Brett Glass
Ask him a civil question (Score:1)
Upon occasion I have needed to ask him direct questions or point things out. He has always answered me with direct, to the point, answers. Sure, they are short. But considering how many he must answer, I am astounded that he would continue to answer them.
Additionally go look through the Perl documentation. Tom has been working on that for years. He still is. That is patience.
As for being humble, if you ever find an occasion where Tom is wrong he admits it. Sincerely. Takes it to heart. Learns from it. Despite his many strongly-held positions, he has the humbleness to accept his mistakes and learn from them.
OK, so he is an excellent programmer. His hubris and pride are obvious. But exactly as Larry said, he also manages to be humble and patient.
It just isn't the sort of humbleness and patience that people would sometimes like to see from him...
Cheers,
Ben
Re:Nice ass. (Score:1)
Is she the real deal, or booth candy?
Re:Does this make sense? (Score:1)
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Re:Wow (Score:2)
Way to go Foogle! A little too much cough medicine today? Dude, you need a rest. Take a few days off, enjoy the sun, go out and have adrink with those women who play basketball in high heels.
Re:Hemos Award - The Conspiracy (Score:1)
To be expected, really. I'm just surprised he hasn't moderated it up to Score: 7 (Brilliant).
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"HORSE."
And lacking a sense of fun isn't sexy. (Score:1)
If you have no sense of fun, there's no use trying to explain this to you. But virtually everyone at both computer and science fiction conventions takes such costumes in the spirit in which they were intended, and the wearers generally get many compliments. As the daemon girls at the BSD booth all did.
--Brett
Re:Sexism is not funny (Score:1)
Re:Live from NYC (Score:1)
That's odd. (Score:2)
Valium is good.
The GPL and personal hygeine (Score:1)
Maybe Stallman would consider it to be "hoarding" water.
--Brett Glass
Re:I can see at least two things wrong with it (Score:1)
2. He didn't upload the port -- he announced he was working on it.
Perhaps you can enlighten me if there's something else.
Re:Breakdown of votes (Score:1)
thanx,
Ben Scherrey
Re:I can see at least two things wrong with it (Score:1)
Re:whoopdy-doo (Score:1)
NOT a troll (Score:1)
A troll seeks to make people mad...
The "Hot grits" posts seek to make people laff
they make people mad becouse they are OFF TOPIC.. Not becouse the post says anything offensive..
Whats wrong with being a little off topic?
Nothing much.. I am a little off topic now...
But those "hot grits" posts were not "a little" off topic... they were TOTALLY off topic...
However a spoof is allway cool... (unless it's done in poor tast... but thats a bit to subjective for my poor brain)
Anyway this never was a troll.. it was just off topic... now it's a spoof....
Being creative is a must when trying to be funny...
Thank you.. and this concludes this rant
Somebody has to ask... (Score:2)
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Re:Slashgrit beanie awards (Score:2)