<spam>If you think you're good at this sort of thing, you might want to join the free online prediction game I run. There's a US$50k prize up for grabs, if you're better than these guys...</spam>
(Yeah it's spammy, but check my account ID - it's not like I just signed up recently or anything)
How many hardware guys does it take to change a light bulb? "Well the diagnostics say it's fine buddy, so it's a software problem."