Finally, American's have a name for themselves: They are "free of culture", as in, having none.

yes. the plan is to require all camera's to take and upload a picture every minute to a NSA server, which will do the processing.

None of this "opt-in" bullshit.

which is used to generate revenue...

No, there is no "bottom".

Corporations have been doing for "pay us to have an office here" for quite some time.
Hell, sports teams of all kinds have been doing it forever [build me a new stadium or I'm moving].

Yes, greatly increasing the likelyhood that we all will die as the Earth is lovingly embraced by the Sun's corona, due to some incorrect conversion.

We did a cost-benefit analysis and it turned out to be a lot cheaper to have him killed.

How exactly do you hide that from the tranny midgets you date, when you only take them to TacoBell?

Um, yes!

and have the use of Google's App Store account to helpfully pay your monthly per-phone subscription fee.

Your sock wishes you would deny it your essence as well.

Aussie == criminal

News at 11.

That's just it, killing themselves is a technical process.

I believe the QA department would be more than willing to do it, if you tricked them into thinking they were programmers.

And now we come full circle.

If marketing really DID learn just a smidgen of programming, we wouldn't have to trick the QA department into killing them. Whatever they wrote would be terrible, and we'd have a helluva time trying to stop QA from killing them.

or fake dog if it comes from China!

We already did. Colleges/universities get bundles of cash dropped on them from gov't.

Yes. I'm not allowed around cats anymore.