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Submission + - Cisco to cut 4,000 jobs despite strong profits (

davester666 writes: "Network equipment giant Cisco Systems has announced plans to cut 4,000 jobs, about 5% of its workforce.
The news came after it reported net income of $2.3bn (£1.5bn) in the fourth quarter, up from $1.9bn a year earlier."

Translation: The CEO is having some trouble buying Airplane Gas for his car.

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Submission + - Whale dies on beach (

davester666 writes: I believe the time-honored solution is for them to use dynamite to either vaporize the whale, or render it into small chunks that birds will readily eat, leaving nothing behind.

"Live or die, I'll make a million." -- Reebus Kneebus, before his jump to the center of the earth, Firesign Theater