One major drug smuggling gang has been able to continue flooding the UK with Class A narcotics unimpeded for the last year after changing their operations.
As if Class A narcotics weren't available in the UK when these excuse-stuffed buffoons did have unimpeded access to everyone's private communications.
The kernel just picked up and accepted whatever new hardware was in the replacement machine. Much, much easier than Linux.
Wow. That seriously sounds too good to be true.
As of next Thursday, UNIX will be flushed in favor of TOPS-10. Please update your programs.