A lawyer once told me ...

Bear in mind that lawyers are wrong half the time. On the other hand, they make $500 an hour for running a few searches then copy-and-pasting other peoples' arguments, so it's probably worth picking up a few tips.

Who writes "it's" as a possessive in an article summary.

He's an engineer and 3 of them argued

Five, not three. But hey, close enough, we can't all do kindergarten arithmetic or the words read be good at.

Dredge the bottomless pit of sludge that is Slashdot for long enough, and one can very occasionally find a gleaming nugget of pure gold. Well said, sir.

Take off every 'HIGG'!!

That's some pretty big error bars you're rocking there.

Just the same stunt as carbon daters have been pulling for years: keep sending in samples until the lab either gives get a range that agrees with the thesis you've already written or book that you're trying to sell, or you run out of funding.

First returns by March 1st, out of business by the middle of the month amid blog posts of "Paying customers expected a working product? Who knew?"

Putting a "Told you so" stake in the ground here, for future reference.

bought a Lenovo laptop and tried to get them to refund the Windows license I was not planning to use and they said they won't do that.

Edited For Accuracy. The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your fingers down his throat.

<Obligatory>Global warming denialist! Big Oil puppet snake!</Obligatory>

All gods are deserving of equal protection under the law, no matter how utterly ludicrous any sane, rational mind would find the completely risible concept of worshipping magical monkeys and frilly-skirted four-armed elephant things.