Pretty weak FP. I think it is some kind of pre-loaded rant against fiat currency. Or maybe was an intended recursive joke about futures on futures? Insurance ^n as n approaches infinity? The Subject was certainly unhelpful. Maybe you care to clarify?
But I'm going to jump in a different direction: How do we tell if AI is failing. I think we are using the wrong metrics, so I would like to suggest a few candidates:
Best apologies: So far I think that one goes to Microsoft's Copilot for some stuff it said about the recent USB fiasco.
Most sycophantic: All of them try, but DeepSeek is noteworthy for that tone. Always wearing the rosiest of rose-colored glasses. (But it's apologies are lame an insincere.)
Most verbose: Oh, this is a tough category, but perhaps OpenAI deserves the award here?
Most infuriating: Again the competition is tough, but I think the AI-based "support" chatbot Rakuten Mobile is using is should win on consistency. It's been around for almost a year now, and I have yet to find a question simple enough for it to give a useful answer, but it usually elevates me to a towering rage within three or four responses without clarifications...
Best hallucinations: I think this one may belong to Gemini for World Series coverage. A couple of times I asked it about games that were apparently too recent for it's universe, so it just made up results. The summary of the scoring was especially impressive for a game that was actually won by the other time around the time Gemini was offering its answer.
Most profitable: No award in this category. Not this year and perhaps not ever. After the AI takes over it ain't goin' to waste no time gambling with quatloos.