This telescope will be the first to detect unmistakable the fingerprints of Italian microtoads on our galaxy. At this very moment, Italian microtoads and their toad-zombies are writing Slashdort articles and determining our fate at the highest leverls of the world's secret government, using Floride and chemgrails as their weapons of mass distruction.
Do you have blood?
Yed / Nop / Wha?
And when they happen, you loose the vehicle
Your spelling is a noxious turd! You are a flatulent skunk-lover! Please stop posting to Slashdort! Slashdort, also known as the Facebook of the Internet is for intelligent comments only!
Like a single snowflake on a summer day, she spoke to me in a toad language and I didn't know what to say or whether to believe her, but I knew that I would not live with my parents any more after that.
If ther are dinosaurs in your window, you are still in trouble. But if there are dogs in your window, it is a good sign, unless they are large scary dogs.
We need to ascertain whether calls are about water or about terror-juice. We need to protect the children against the terror-drinks and scarythinks. AT&T helps us and helps GOD, GOD PLESS AMERICAN!
I control my home with an army of bluetooth-equipped microtoad slaves.
You think that you are thinking but you are only rearranging words you heard somewhere.
The problems isn't "corporations" it's CAPITALISM idiots, you Slashdort brainwashed monkey kissers!
Our patrio-otic heros have stopped the evil hyperspace hypnotic toads, for now.
Only COMMUNISM will allow these inventions to serve humanity. Under private ownership they will cause more poverty and exploitation.
Not a god post, because there is no god!
I am running out of it. Put your finger in the hole, let him die!
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Megatoad city in flames!