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Submission I have made an exciting discovery!

For a Free Internet writes: Folks, recently I discovered proof of what I've suspected for a longtime: I am GOD. That explains why the world is so f***ed up, because people are not worshiping me enough, so they become mean, greedy, ugly and unlucky, and they get old and die. Folks, start worshipping me and things will get better, I promise!!!!!

Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished? Yes, work never begun.