I hope so, because you do NOT want to smell a turtle-fart. And if it's turtles all the way down, that's a lot of fart.

What do you mean? Microsoft is saying "the feds investigated us and gave us a pass, so you shouldn't let the employee's sue us for doing this"

We're working on it. We got rid of monocles, except in very isolated instances, so monocultures are next, alphabetically.

No, you shoot AGAINST the wind, not with it.

Are you kidding me? Chicks have been targeted with computers since the 60's

http://www.wired.com/2012/11/kitchen-computer/

So, where are the 'testing' and 'stable' versions?

move to Antarctica!

...always seemed like a ridiculous method to deliver a flashlight to someone you don't like.

also, just do what they did in Edmonton, which is to just reduce the trigger limit from about 15 km/h over to between 5-10 km/h [or even less]. Magically, revenue doubled.

at least they didn't also include "with Windows Phone"...or make it ship only in brown...

It's just a Zune...

It doesn't sound like Google is being "forced". It sounds like Google found some companies willing to cough up a bunch of money to be promoted when the user searches for online music/video [not that Google Play will have to pay, but they needed another company to pay so Play could also be promoted, otherwise it's more of pushing their services over competitors].

both sides want to cut down on the little people complaining about being governed...which this just happens to cover...

Yes, we have to blow our budget on those fancy F35's...

I'm tall, blonde, have blue eyes, and both my parents emigrated from Germany. Does that count?