If you live in the US, you are failing quite spectacularly.

Clearly it was an accident.

Police officers must get special training to be able to work computers, talk on cell phones, do all kinds of things while driving.

Otherwise, it makes no sense that they are exempted from the laws that say drivers can't use these devices while driving.

the only acceptable place that could possibly be mostly agreed on by everyone except "environmentalists", requires a completely different transport mechanism, one that either can cross large bodies of water or can launch it into space.

Though I suppose Harper might be willing to accept nuclear waste besides just performing fellatio on the US president, just to make sure the US is happy...

and the odd killer whale in the surrounding moat

He wasn't sure he was a physicist?

no need for HOV lanes....only the NSA can use the freeway.

I know you've "left", but the article is totally written in the sense of an independent review of a sneak peek of the hardware and NOT by Dell/Alienware, and only by careful reading of the entire article do you actually find out it effectively an advertisement for the hardware.

A casual reader would easily mistake it for an actual review, and not the paid ad that it is.

what's this step 4??

Press the reset button.

Who the hell designed this stuff?

No he's Irish. That's why they are going for independence. The Brit's can't do it every day, and the Irish don't want to hang out with non-hard core people.

Um "press coordinated announcement by Dell-Alienware" == advertisement

and making a press release appear to be a review [also known as "branded content"] is a violation of church and state

but it's the new thing to get a few extra sheckles these days

no, jumping into an ice bucket is not the same as having it dumped on you.

fuck. I was totally trying to come up with that exact command line because vi was screwing up some text I was pasting in that had tabs, and vi had auto-indent set so it would keep indenting further and further. Eventually, I figured out how to turn off the auto-indent.

Curse You, Almond+ router!

I think the airlines refund the money if they punt you from the flight for being on the no-fly list.

Otherwise, I think there would be much more of a shitstorm about this, as there would be thousands of people around the country complaining about paying several hundred to several thousand dollars, but not being permitted to take the flight.

Drip Irrigation
-costs too much to install
Change to less water intensive crops
-don't make as much profit
Desalination
-desalination plant costs too much

We need to make the maximum amount of money NOW, before it's too late.

They just need to make it last until the warranty period runs out. Or rather, make the warranty period shorter than the expected failure date.

Hell, the user flexed it too much anyway.