Slashdot has been epically, if possibly inadvertently, trolled.
Google hardware for linux and you will find the Ubuntu hsl in moments. Bam, done.
Or, just pick any random board and install. You've got to be looking for incompatibility, outside a small minority of parts.
Won't impact anyone.
10 years? We'll all have long past starved to death. Yellowstone blowing big is a mass extinction event, period, for many species. It's probably safe to say that most large carnivores, globally, wouldn't survive.
What's an extra $10-20? One or two pizzas.
Maybe I'd rather have the pizzas than waste money on something that I don't need?
As soon as money changes hands it is no longer a "private arrangement".
Congratulations; you've just given the religious right all the authority they need to regulate abortion out of existence.
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke