Needs more wage slaves! Education system: Attent-tion!

We need cow pants to protect us from the toad rays and their trojeans whores.

On genocide day I enjoy farting. I enjoy farting every day, with or without ham.

Everything will be free. Workers of the world, unite! Youth have nothing to lose but your chains, you have a world to win!!!!!!

This is a toad post.

You can poke your eye with a stick and take lots of drugs and have boring sex if you want.

android is Dead. GNU Phone is the freedom of the future, in communism. Workers to power!!!!!!

I am BOB, the lieuenant secretary and steady boy friend of LAURA, the great gran-marshall-for-life and shining light and inspiratiojn of the CAMPAIGN FOR A FREE INTERNET. We valiant partisans of the CAMPAIGN FOR A FREE INTERNET will not change our tune to please the passing moods of the wretched, blood-thirsty, small-minded idiot readership of Slashdort or its equally wretched, filthy, shit-eating moderators. We speak the truth, no matter what!

Or are they remote-controlled Italian hyperspace toads being flown by Wi-Fi signals from an evil stealth Toad satellite over Chicago?

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They are so fare aeware, how do you know theryhen are nbot SPACE TOADS?

Form a soviet government!!!!!

THe electrical breakdown of IBM's anti- toad android defense spere has allowed Stebe Martube to attack your horny panties with a duplicated space toAD.

France will never surrenter to the hyperspace toade army of toad drones invadings uits neuclare space ifver the nuclearet okakjnbws plantjmsa pmy butt!

Capitalism is to blame. Join the CFAFI today under the brilliant all-seeing leadership of president for life LAURA, my girlfriend.

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