He probably could win, if he had a similar budget that the gov't spent on investigating and litigating him.

However, it is likely he was out of funds [or could see that he would be out of funds prior to the resolution of charges], and he would be tied up in court for years, so he chose the best way out, a resolution that gets his life going again in a year and probably with some money to do so.

I thought they were referring to ebay's original operating model...highest bidder wins.

So, obviously you come from a planet other than Earth if you think that is possible. Welcome. Please don't probe my anus.

Whatever you do, do NOT smell Bill Gate's "cloud".

OMG The situation is totally worse. The lone gunman killed somebody, then took a taxi to another location and killed someone else and wounded some other people.

We better just lock down the whole country and do a cavity search on everyone.

Yes. It really is scary seeing a soldier run towards you waving bones in the air. Obviously, he's finished with that person and looking for his next meal.

"The trick, of course, is getting the light beam exactly where it needs to go"

I know, lets call this trick "a laser".

First, way to post everything as AC.
Second: Really? Two people, in two separate incidents are dead, and a few more wounded and there is "massive panic in Denmark"? Are you fucking kidding me?

That's the same stupidity that had schools 4000 km away go on lockdown because a lone gunman killed one person on a "rampage" on Parliament Hill in Canada.

It's just the insane "analysts" of wall street. every quarter, profits must be higher, growth must be higher, revenue must be higher, etc... just growing like you did before isn't enough, you have to keep outdoing everything you have ever done before, by both getting more revenues while also having lower expenses.

Except, oddly enough, Amazon.

Must pass Mac OS and Windows, jump to version 11.0!

yes. "oops, my reader isn't working. I'll need to take the phone back to my car to verify the information."

Well, simply put, you can't do it. Now, go find something else to do.

No, you jump onto the next buzzword.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Ugh. creating reminders with Siri sucks, because I regularly set a reminder for two hours in the future, and saying "Remind me in two hours to..." generally results with Siri decoding "Remind me into to...", which results in an untimed reminder starting with "into to"

God: Wrong! [tips over desk with books]. Now, throw away those pages and start again!