What is why you check the Mac Buying Guide to see if a new release is imminent so you don't end up with buyer's remorse:
http://buyersguide.macrumors.c...
Future proofing doesn't exist in tech. EVERYTHING eventually becomes obsolete.
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PHP: A language designed by a noob for boobs
> Lisp is perfect for you.
We're not talking about other languages. We're talking about how fucked up PHP is.
> it's not like the interpreter is making arbitrary decisions
Counter-example:
if( true OR false ) echo "1st true\n";
// OK
if( false OR true ) echo "2nd true\n";// OK
$bar = true;
$foo = false;
$wat = $bar OR $foo;
echo $wat."\n"; // OK: 1
if( $wat ) echo "wat = T|F\n";
$wat = $foo OR $bar;
echo $wat."\n"; // WAT? doesn't print?
if( false OR $bar ) echo "F | bar\n";// OK
if( $foo OR $bar ) echo "foo | bar\n";// OK
if( $wat ) echo "wat = F|T\n";// WAT? doesn't print?
var_dump( false OR true );// OK: bool(true)
$wat = false OR true;
var_dump( $wat );// WAT? bool(false)
Is to too much for the fucking language to just work ?
Oh wait, I forgot this was a:
Phucked-Up:
Hopeless-beyond-repair
Piece-of-Shit
"programming" language. That explains it!
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PHP: Designed by fucktards for fucktards.
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Let's talk about a language for noobs designed by a boob:
var_dump( foo );
// OK: string(3) foo
var_dump( int );// WAT: Parse error
var_dump(/**/int);// WAT? string(3) "int"
> from some ideology that isn't based in rational discourse.
Only in a brain-dead language can you do stupid shit like this:
echo int
."\n"; // OK: int
echo (int) int."\n"; // WAT? 0
var_dump( (int) int );// WAT? int(0)
echo (foo)."\n"; // OK: foo
echo (int)."\n"; // WAT: Parse error
var_dump( foo );// OK: string(3) "foo"
var_dump( int );// WAT: Parse error
You PHP / Javascript apologists crack me up.
> You say zero and 0 and "0" the same.
No, not me, I'm only listing PHP's stupidity.
Here is a table showing how PHP's == operator is completely fucked up
http://habnab.it/php-table.htm...
Of Javascript is just as retarded
https://dorey.github.io/JavaSc...
That's a great list!
Analysis of the PHP source code, showing some of the ways PHP is fucked up and hopeless beyond repair:
Only a fanboy makes excuses for why they are too blind to see the many ways it is broken. PHP was designed and developed by a complete fucktard. Let's look at some code
php -a
echo true . "\n";
echo false . "\n";// wat
echo TRUE . "\n";
echo FALSE . "\n";// wat
Note: The online manual is completely useless:
* true http://php.net/manual-lookup.p...
* false http://php.net/manual-lookup.p...
* TRUE http://php.net/manual-lookup.p...
* FALSE http://php.net/manual-lookup.p...
More stupid shit PHP does
if( 1 == "1" ) echo "ok!\n";
if( 0 == "0" ) echo "ok!\n";
if( "0" ) echo "nope\n";
if( "00" ) echo "wat\n";
if( "-0" ) echo "wat\n";
if( "0.0" ) echo "wat\n";
if( 0 == "" ) echo "wat\n";
if( 0 == " " ) echo "wat\n";
if( 0 == " wat" ) echo "wat\n";
if( 0 == "\t" ) echo "wat\n";
if( 0 == "\r" ) echo "wat\n";
if( 0 == "\n" ) echo "wat\n";
In what bizarro universe would this stupid shit make _any_ sense??
PHP is just as bad as Javascript's == operator. If you are just going to force people to use === for type safety, then _maybe_ you just rethink what the equality operator is _supposed_ to do.
... then it most certainly is.
/Oblg. Captain Obvious
Captain Caveman
Captain Crunch
Captain Falcon
Captain Jack Sparrow
Captain John Carter
Captain Obvious
Colonel Jack O'Neil
Colonel Sanders
Colonel Sandurz
Commander Riker
Commander Shepard
Corporal Punishment
General Confusion
General Hospital
General Protection Fault
General Recklessness
General Tso
Kernel Lingus
Kernel Panic
Major Dad
Major Damage
Major Malfunction
Major Woody
Private Affairs
Private Benjamin
Private Browsing
Private Parts
Sgt. Bilko
Sgt. Slaughter
Long computations which yield zero are probably all for naught.
