would I!, wood eye....

My friend had a wooden eye. He was really embarrassed about it, but his family could not afford a glass eye. He was a quiet, shy guy who had trouble approaching women. One time, at a school dance I convinced him to approach this cute girl who had some sort of leg problem that caused her to limp. He worked up his courage and asked her, "Would you like to dance?"
She jumped up and exclaimed, "Would I!"
He yelled, "Harelip!", and ran away.

Let me guess, you live in a semi-wealthy urban area.

FTFY.

And yeah, it's odd, but I can't think of any other explanation.

I ask because we just had this tax passed last year for implementation this year. I thought our brand of insanity was unique. Guess not.

Nah, that's too thin, even by Budweiser standards. Maybe for Bud DietXTRAlite(tm).

1,505,144.03 cubic cubits. 57.575 nominal volume "Olympic size" swimming pools. 4,750,000 bushels. 25,313,380 imperial pints. 0.00000000000020300 Pacific Oceans. I hope that clarifies things. :)

... and just like urine in the water, it would take a lot of poison to have any impact on the supply.

Viruses or bacteria that are chlorine resistant, on the other hand, could be a nasty problem.

It's probably just bad white balance. (Ah, digital is so precious.)

But no, a man may not wear a pink hat. I always hated the douchebags in the 80's or 90's or whenever it was that would wear pink polo shirts to make a statement of how secure in their masculinity they were. Douches.

So solids, no. Busy jumbles of fruity colors, fine.

p.s. I'll bet he chews on that mustache.

That is some gnarled piece of steel wool he's got glued to his upper lip there.

And I certainly hope that hat's not really pink.

Niggle: Beavis was the Cornholio guy; it was Butt-head who would try to vocally mesmorize women and other things to come to him.

But I too would like there to be an up-or-down vote on going all-in with all this Progressive crap or shit-canning it and anything resembling it completely. All losing likemindeds lose citizenship and get deported; America becomes a united people, one way or the other.

My enemy's enemy is my friend?!? Both parties to that little spat are criminal assholes as far as I'm concerned. FNC's making him out to be a hero notwithstanding.

p.s. And I sure hope those snipers were for the citizens' protection, in case the armed government goons got out of hand. Otherwise I'm going to think that my theory, about our government pursuing protecting itself the most from the people (that it instead is suppsed to serve), might be onto something. And that could go to my head.

Hedges and sets odds on the bets such that no matter the outcome, there is profit.

If rancher Bundy took the million he owed and paid it to the state of Nevada, then for him it's about states rights and he's a patriot.

If he didn't, then for him it's about the money and he's a crook.