SMB as Small and Medium-sized Business.
Being a fan of deterministic destruction (I love symmetry, and things working like clockwork), it was hard for me to "let go" when switching to a managed language. Instead of taking the candy out of the wrapper and throwing the wrapper on the floor temporarily, knowing that I (or the compiler) would be picking it up again right after finishing the candy, I had to get my mind to being at peace with just throwing wrappers on the floor and trusting that, if enough of them pile up such that no one can hardly walk thru the room anymore (!), some elusive maid who works whenever she darn well pleases will come by and clean the mess up.
Now you want me to get used to maidless littering, where cleanup doesn't happen until the universe is near crashing and God reboots it? (And I thought Java's GC's were long delays...) Persist every single intermediate step to external storage because the brave new future is non-deterministic wholesale VM recycling? (I don't even like the idea of my car cycling my engine in and out.) Gah! The madness, it just keeps growing. Programmers are messy and resource-piggish enough as it is; it shouldn't be encouraged even more.
I have a prediction: The business language of the future for large enterprises, eventually supplanting COBOL and Java, will be called VOMIT, for Virtualized Outhouse Machine Instruction Technology. It will have basically zero rigor and require little to no responsibility of the programmer. The code will look a lot like spattered hurl, will be about as planned and crafted as the same, and will require an enormous runtime to make any kind of semblance of sense out of the loose patterns of hastily tossed gibberish on the wall. Will make browsers' parsing of HTML tag soup look like child's play.