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Comment Toad in hat epidemic (Score -1, Offtopic) 39

Slashdort, it is time to face the facts. This web site is on the verge of destructione by toad in hat overload. THere are too many toads in too many hats and no quartnity of Microsoft can fix it. Al we need is COMMUNISEM but the capitaliste fuoels in ght-0oiejk wsc xs ojk I'm back, because togethere in hte CAMPAIGN FOR A FREE INTERNET we will stop toad in hat before i t sis too late! TODAY!

Comment We will not be silenced by your violence! (Score -1, Troll) 76

Everybody shut up, my cat pooped in the organic beans, and I am being oppressed. Everybody means you, because I am a survivor of cat pooping in beans, which is a form of patriarchal rape, which has oppressed me and my sisters for millenia but I will not be silenced because Slashdort is a safer space for me.

Comment GIABT FROARIT S THE REAS)Oklsm! (Score -1) 222

There are eggs on my head, there is a nest in my head, there is mothers brooding in my head, htere is activity injf dji kasd, athe iwasjd uhij OF YOUR Art0mio of the bug the thinjgsd of a CRAW is the doom of SCIENg to the death of weasikleijs to bunghole of shortgune::":" beta sux, and the fihsh of your godzile. it is dog of th omelett wodisa if my pants. HELLO SLASHDORT I BEING MAJDNM SBAD NEWS TO YOU OF ONCE A PONE MAT TIME when the sun was arou8hanj dsakj thejk eearth and lots of vine in my gutt! evil bits of website flucturating of hte baredioqkls, weds0polk, you know? Stop looking at my feert.

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