Fox And Universal Say Goodbye To Halo Movie 310
Master_of_Tumbleweeds writes "20th Century and Universal Pictures, the two studios that agreed to co-finance the film adaptation of Microsoft's Halo video game, have abruptly pulled out of the project. This leaves executive producers Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh without financing or distribution. A ballooning budget (rumored to have been closing in on the $200 Mil mark) and apparent lack of confidence in rookie feature film director Neill Blomkamp are being named the major culprits for Fox and Universal's decision."
What huh? (Score:5, Funny)
dooms was great (Score:4, Funny)
$200 million?! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Glad (Score:5, Funny)
Good Move (Score:5, Funny)
It has to be said... (Score:5, Funny)
Don't worry, guys. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I'd call this a smart move. (Score:5, Funny)
I can do better than that:
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Re:It has to be said... (Score:1, Funny)
Nonstarter (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good Move (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I'd call this a smart move. (Score:5, Funny)
Most of that budget was going towards film. After all, this was going to be the first movie shot entirely in slow motion.
Office on the Big Screen (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What huh? (Score:5, Funny)
They left out the most important bit of news - Fox and Universal have now gone to Uwe Boll to get the movie made.
What I want to see... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Office on the Big Screen (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I'd call this a smart move. (Score:2, Funny)
I don't get it (Score:5, Funny)
I've heard talk of book-adaptations, but that's just par for the course.
This Is Terrible (Score:3, Funny)
Now the world will be deprived of another in a long line of well-acted, brilliantly-written, and plot-heavy movies based on video games. After Doom and Super Mario Brothers, I thought it was obvious that all the major advancements in cinema were being made in films that exist as a footnote to a video game franchise.
THe world is now deprived of the incredibly complex artistic vision that would have been a movie based on a first-person shooter. Just think of all the philosophical and political discussions this movie could have motivated if it had come to fruition.
I, for one, am saddened and disheartened by this stunning loss to western culture.
Re:What huh? (Score:4, Funny)
Yes. Rest assured their lawyers are working diligently on who to sue so such a good decision never happens again.
Re:I'd call this a smart move. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'd call this a smart move. (Score:3, Funny)
I thought King Kong was a video game movie [wikipedia.org].
Re:i have to disagree with you somewhat. (Score:5, Funny)
I'm still waiting for "Pac Man, The Movie" starring John Goodman as a man with an uncontrolable appetite who is literally haunted by ghosts from his past. Oh shit, I just spotted it on your list. Please god, send that asteroid now!
Re:I'd call this a smart move. (Score:2, Funny)
3 Bad Video Game Plots for $1 (Score:5, Funny)
Plot- Orderly flying aliens destroy New York City, floor by floor.
Stars- Jackie Chan, Shaquille O'Neal and love interest Paris Hilton.
Scene Take-
Shaq: Jackie, [mumble] aliens [mumble] have to [mumble] Wall Street.
(Jackie Chan begins climbing UN Building, swinging from flag to flag.)
Paris: I think the aliens are hot.
Breakout-
Plot- After construction fraud results in shoddy construction at a maximum security prison, a pair of wrongly convicted prisoners plot their escape on the handball court.
Stars- The Rock, Nicholas Cage, Dave Chapelle (who dies during the escape) and Bill Mahr as the bumbling warden.
Scene Take-
Chapelle: Are you two stupid? You don't think anyone's going to notice you knocking the damn back wall down? Forget this! I'm gonna go see if the warden needs any more weed.
The Rock: I don't want to do this, but the Warden's left me no other choice.
Nicholas Cage stares out window intently.
(Meanwhile in the Warden's office)
Mahr (on phone): New Rule! If the prisoners have multiple life terms, they must attend the buddhist prayer services, so they will come back here in their next life too!
Asteroids-
Plot: A giant asteroid is heading towards Earth and the only hope is a crack team of oil drillers.
Stars: Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck and love interest Liv Tyler with Steve Buschemi as the lovable freak.
Scene- Oh wait, never mind....
Re:i have to disagree with you somewhat. (Score:5, Funny)
Ha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Man, I'm gonna start announcing Duke Nukem products that I have no serious intent or means to bring to market. Duke Nukem airlines, anyone? How about Duke Nukem cola?
Re:Good Move (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe they should get Marty DiBergi to direct. He was the one who made those commercials where the little dog chases the covered wagon under the sink.
I think he made a documentary about some old heavy metal band, too.
Re:I'd call this a smart move. (Score:4, Funny)
You have a funny definition of "crap" there boy-o. Especially when you're talking about the only really good movie ever made about my namesake.
Re:i have to disagree with you somewhat. (Score:4, Funny)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWL6j0SvqV0 [youtube.com]
Re:I'd call this a smart move. (Score:4, Funny)