Ballmer Speaks on His Solo Act 196
Carl Bialik from WSJ writes "In his first one-on-one interview since Bill Gates's retirement announcement, Steve Ballmer tells the Wall Street Journal he is bullish on Microsoft's investments in online services, and he dismisses as 'random malarkey' the idea that Microsoft is having trouble hiring and keeping the kind of brilliant employees that have always been the company's competitive weapon. Here's Ballmer on Gates's departure: 'As co-leaders of the business, I could allow Bill to be the full-time champion of innovation. And [now] with me really being the guy who's here every day running the place, I must be the champion of innovation.' And on competing with Google: 'We're going to compete. We're going to be in the online business. We are going to have a core around online. We're going to be excellent. That, I would tell people, to count on...'"
"We're going to be excellent..." (Score:5, Funny)
How very disappointing! (Score:5, Funny)
Spelling error (Score:5, Funny)
Isn't that spelt
I must wait for someone to do something clever and then rip it off
"The Lone Ballmer" - Tour 2006 (Score:5, Funny)
yeeeeaaaaaaarrrrggghhhh (Score:5, Funny)
(howard dean voice) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHH
Re:How very disappointing! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:champion of innovation (Score:2, Funny)
Just 1 ? on his Solo act... (Score:1, Funny)
Random Malarkey (Score:2, Funny)
he dismisses as 'random malarkey' the idea that Microsoft is having trouble hiring and keeping the kind of brilliant employees that have always been the company's competitive weapon.
"That's random malarkey! Who needs brilliant employees when we have chairs as our new competitive weapon.", Ballmer responded.
The Microsoft icon needs replacing (Score:1, Funny)
"Random malarky"? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Outdated Icon? (Score:3, Funny)
If we did replace Bill (just so they don't know that we know), maybe it would be Steve in a leotard, sitting on a chair ah la Auguste Rodin famous statue.
Ballmer sums up why MicroSoft is in decline... (Score:5, Funny)
QED
I have four words for you... (Score:2, Funny)
My irony meter exploded (Score:1, Funny)
Re:How very disappointing! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ballmer sums up why MicroSoft is in decline... (Score:2, Funny)
Seriously. When I read this, I swore I felt a great disturbance, as if millions of stockholders suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Re:Hey... (Score:1, Funny)
Java is by far the most used language this day and it is one of the most mature and with the biggest class library...
Why doesn't Ballmer hire Java developers?
Oh, wait...
So... (Score:2, Funny)