MPAA Being Sued For Allegedly Hacking Torrentspy 448
goldaryn writes "Valence Media, the parent company of Torrentspy.com, one of the web's largest torrent search engines, has filed a lawsuit against the MPAA for allegedly hiring a hacker to steal e-mail correspondence and trade secrets. From the suit: 'The Motion Picture Association of America willfully and intentionally obtained without authority, conspired to obtain without authority, purchased, procured, used and disclosed private information that it knew was unlawfully obtained through unauthorized access to Plaintiffs' computer servers and private email accounts, in violation of United States and California privacy and computer security laws.'"
But (Score:5, Funny)
Hoisted By Their Own Petard! (Score:5, Funny)
Now, it's only a matter of time before we see the "MPAA Sues MPAA" headline. I'm certain there's money floating all over the place inside the MPAA and those law-talking guys are going to get to thinking that they better sue first for the rights to that money. You don't know the phrase "every man for himself" until you've visited an association of lawyers.
Anyone else praying for the MPAA to implode in on itself like flan left in a cupboard?
if the MPAA is sued and loses (Score:3, Funny)
If this happens, and MPAA loses, who will be the stewards of our movies? Who will be there to serve the movie-viewing public? Who will ensure we go en masse to the theater over an opening-weekend to recoup movie-making costs before word spreads of what a turkey that movie is (more on that in sec)?
This looks serious. Please, please, please... leave the MPAA alone! They are our shepherds.
(I saw an interview a long time ago about one of the MPAA techniques to ensure ROI on their turkeys. Multi-screen theaters were extorted into showing and advertising known turkeys to maximize viewers before word spread about how bad the movie really was. They also had to commit to a minimum number of showings. In return, they were "allowed", given the privelege, of showing true blockblosters. So, if it's a movie's first weekend, and it's getting HUGE publicity (Steve Martin's
- RV
), consider it a red flag, and wait for word of mouth about the movie's worth.)Phwew! (Score:5, Funny)
No way. (Score:0, Funny)
d00d (Score:5, Funny)
MPAA: How much to get us information on this evil company
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Re:Isn't this legal yet? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:But (Score:5, Funny)
Spy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:But (Score:3, Funny)
$string =~ s/MPAA/United States congress/;
print $string;
Keeeeeeeeeelllllllll Dem!! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:What did Gandhi say about an eye for an eye? (Score:5, Funny)
"Give me a steak. Medium rare."
Re:this is funny. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:But (Score:3, Funny)
I completely agree.
Re:Isn't this legal yet? (Score:1, Funny)
Exactly! Now:
- go to your nearest phone
- clearly and loudly state your name
- wait
We'll send someone to pick you up in a minute.
Re:But (Score:4, Funny)
Re:d00d (Score:4, Funny)
You missed a hyphen between the 0 and the d4y. Heck, can't you even spell and use proper punctuation in your 'leet?
Re:celebrity jailtime (Score:3, Funny)
All hail... King of the Mixed Metaphor! Hail! Hail!
Re:But (Score:4, Funny)
People like to take the time to look at car accidents, but that doesn't mean car accidents are a good thing.
...unless, I suppose, the vehicles involved where ones containing chaufferred MPAA executives. But, I digress...
Re:It's sad really (Score:3, Funny)
So after a corporation has been in business for 18 years, it can vote and join the army?
Re:Sued ... why no FBI raid? (Score:3, Funny)
because they'd use the Chewbacca Defense [wikipedia.org] and force the FBI to pay them a million dollars
Re:But (Score:4, Funny)
"Copyright 2005. All rights reserved."
Maybe they were looking for... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:But (Score:3, Funny)
JD: Oh wait, YOU didn't do the hacking, that guy you hired did, we should be going after him. Sorry for wasting your time.
I'm afraid what you have described here is bribery and the JD has a rather dim view on that. What really happens is this:
MPAA (to JD): What? you want to send us to jail?
[Motions to passing Senator and pulls out checkbook]
MPAA (to Senator): Here's $30M for your campaigns! BTW, we're having a bit of a problem with the JD.
Senator (to MPAA): Oh my! That's terrible! Let me look into it.
Senator (to JD):My, my, my! You've been busy boys, fighting crime and all, but I've heard you've been going after innocent business organizations. Now, I can't tell you what to do, but that's some lovely funding you have sitting over there I'd hate to see you lose.
JD (to MPAA): Oh wait, YOU didn't do the hacking, that guy you hired did, we should be going after him. Sorry for wasting your time.
You see! This way there'a no bribery involved! Just your normal, upfront, legal political process in action!