Through The Steve Ballmer Looking Glass 470
Class Act Dynamo writes "I was browsing for a video clip I saw the other day, and I came across this clip from 15 years ago of Steve Ballmer pitching windows 1.0 in a television commercial. All I can say is WOW. Apparently, there was a big demand for integrating "LOTUS 1-2-3 with Miami Vice." You'll understand when you see the clip." Let it not be said that Microsoft has no sense of humor.
And now for a limited time offer! (Score:4, Funny)
Funny? (Score:4, Funny)
But that's not funny!
-Aaron
Old (Score:4, Funny)
1.0? (Score:4, Funny)
Judging from the way my XP machine behaves, they still have yet to reach that 1.0 milestone... :)
Thank god for wireless (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft has always had a sense of humor... (Score:4, Funny)
How much do you think its worth? (Score:5, Funny)
All this for... (Score:3, Funny)
Which also still has Reversi.
Ahhhh (Score:1, Funny)
Ctrl-Alt-Del
Ctrl-Alt-Del
Please make it go away. Blue screen of death anything pleeeeeeze.
Re:1.0? (Score:4, Funny)
A) This is slashdot, aka linuxfest.
B) You just suggested that they have yet to hit their 1.0 milestone
Then..
C) You say, and I quote, "from the way my XP machine"
*blink*
So. Is there any reason that you're using the pre-1.0 milestone?
Re:Where's the audio? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Funny? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Where's the audio? (Score:5, Funny)
My Eyes! (Score:2, Funny)
Well that was interesting (Score:5, Funny)
Oh man! (Score:0, Funny)
Re:All this for... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:1.0? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Thank god for wireless (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Except in Nebraska? (Score:1, Funny)
ahhh...let the fun begin.
Re:Yes. but... (Score:5, Funny)
Only old Koreans use Windows 1.0
Except in Nebraska.still the same (Score:1, Funny)
Re:But WAIT there's MORE! (Score:3, Funny)
The best part is when he mentions that it has a clock.
Re:It's a FAKE (Score:2, Funny)
THANK YOU HERCULE POIROT (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I'm slightly untrusting. (Score:3, Funny)
Someone start a goddamn poll on which editors need to be fired.
What, so we can complain about the lack of a Cowboy Neil option?
Re:1.0? (Score:1, Funny)
E) Profit
Re:Thank god for wireless (Score:3, Funny)
Re:My Eyes! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Frankly ... (Score:2, Funny)
Get ready for the new Slashdot Section. (Score:2, Funny)
That's because /. is trying to ease everyone into their new section: Slashdot Retro.
It's super cool - it has 15 year old news, coverage of IBM PC jr. and all the dupes you could ever want... from more than a decade ago!
Think of it as Easy Listening for the blog generation - we aren't getting any younger you know.
Re:Newsworthy? (Score:1, Funny)
It's better than yet another TCO shootout or some other crap that purports to be reasonable.
Re:This wasn't a TV commercial (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Well that was interesting (Score:5, Funny)
That's only because Windows 1.0 was incapable of displaying a blue screen.
Re:Newsworthy? (Score:2, Funny)
Would you have preferred a story about a Bill Gates spread in Man Meat Magazine?
Re:O/T - Reply to sig (Score:1, Funny)
Re:This is old news ... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Thank god for wireless (Score:3, Funny)
Let me be the first to say... (Score:3, Funny)
The scary thing is that there are ads of the same quality on late night television that are flogging off refurbished PC's with "Pentium 2 power" for only $599. And they even include Windows 95 and a modem. (So you too can be part of a bot net).
I recently picked up 5 Pentium 2 computers headed for the dump. I am thinking on upgrading my Pentium 166 gateway and servers. If anyone wants one I'll sell it for only $598.
Re:Microsoft has always had a sense of humor... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What does a "British accent" sound like? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It all fits... (Score:3, Funny)
Uh huh, and Monkey Boy [ntk.net] was just a bad dream too right?
Re:1.0? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:It all fits... (Score:2, Funny)
My company's website filter denied access to the link to the wmv file. It put it in the "violence" category. It saves me from Steve Ballmer but it fails to save me from goatse??? Go figure...
Re:1.0? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Thank god for wireless (Score:3, Funny)