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How to Make a Starship Enterprise out of a 3.5" Floppy 538

Wow, there is absolutely nothing good to post in the bin today, so you get to enjoy this little gem: Here are some simple instructions for making an Enterpris from a 3.5" floppy disk. Remember those? Before CDRWs cost next to nothing? Thanks to Ant for digging this one up. Update Removed the link when the original content was removed.
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How to Make a Starship Enterprise out of a 3.5" Floppy

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  • Truly... (Score:4, Insightful)

    by jptxs ( 95600 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @10:56AM (#5673121) Journal
    this is "stuff that matters"!

    It's exactly the antidote to a morning of reading the news from around the world...

  • Re:DVDs? (Score:2, Insightful)

    by Benm78 ( 646948 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @11:01AM (#5673132) Homepage
    A 10-pack of CDR's in jewel cases resebles a cube quite well.. Finish the surfaces with some scrap PCB's and you'll have a fine desktop cube ;)
  • by LinuxGeek ( 6139 ) <djand.ncNO@SPAMgmail.com> on Sunday April 06, 2003 @11:57AM (#5673332)
    Due to the people at slashdot.org linking to this site without asking the owners or the hosters, asciipr0n.com is offline until further notice. Maybe you guys should start mirroring the sites you link to...


    I think they really, really, really didn't like finding out about the ./ effect completely unannounced. Can't say I blame them either. Smaller sites can end up with huge bandwidth bills in just a day and people have been asking for story mirrors for years now.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 06, 2003 @11:58AM (#5673338)
    Well, I think it's a valid point. It would be nice if Slashdot started thinking about the problem of slashdotting. When a site is posted on the slashdot frontpage, it can be very expensive for the person hosting the site. Plus, if slashdot mirrored these sites, it would ensure that everybody could view the original content. Have any of the slashdot admins thought about this? Any plans?
  • by drone2113622 ( 451841 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @12:01PM (#5673349) Homepage
    Yeah, would have been nice if I (the hoster of asciipr0n.com) would have gotten some notice before being effectively DDoSed.
  • Re:LOL (Score:2, Insightful)

    by drone2113622 ( 451841 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @12:40PM (#5673506) Homepage
    There's a difference in people coming to a site and people swamping somebody's bandwidth for what really amounts to nothing. If slashdot wants to mirror it, I don't care, just don't rape my bandwidth.
  • Re:Just in case... (Score:3, Insightful)

    by duckpoopy ( 585203 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @01:12PM (#5673635) Journal
    What a bunch of babies. Perhaps they don't want google to link to them either.
  • by drone2113622 ( 451841 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @01:21PM (#5673676) Homepage
    The difference is two or three hundred views per day versus twenty thousand views in half an hour.
  • Re:Just in case... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by b1t r0t ( 216468 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @01:23PM (#5673688)
    Well it's not our fault that they don't know to use 16-color GIFs instead of JPGs when it's all a bunch of flood-filled line art! I mean, FURRFU!
  • Re:Just in case... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Trolling4Dollars ( 627073 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @01:34PM (#5673728) Journal
    WHY DID THEY PUT IT ON THE INTERNET IF THEY ONLY WANTED A FEW PEOPLE TO SEE IT?

    This is just idiotic. You have to realize that not everyone who puts up a website expects to have that kind of traffic. Nor should they. The other aspect to this is the folks who put up a website that may have some appeal on Slashdot, but don't really realize that. Maybe they are hosting it on an NT4 Workstation running Personal Web Services. Should they be expected to be able to withstand the onslaught of a Slashdotting? Do we ask the people who put flyers on cars in parking lots to publish on four color glossies? Would we expect them to? No. This is no different. Slashdot needs to consider these things. They should first ASK a site if it's OK to post their URL. Slashdot should then offer sites that WANT Slashdot exposure, but may not have the bandwidth or hardware to support a Slashdotting, the option of caching their site. All of this could be done very easily if the folks at Slashdot were to create an internal Slashdot site for themselves where they just point and click for this to be an automatic process.

    And for all you idiots who keep ripping on CmdrTaco for not being a "journalist"... get a fucking clue. Slashdot has NOTHING to do with journalism. It's basically a very advanced blog. That's it. They can't be held to any journalistic standards or accountability ebcause they are not a news source. That would be like asking a company who puts out a newsletter to fact check everything before it goes out to the staff. NO COMPANY truly does this. So to all you people who cry about journalistic integrity: get fucked.

  • Re:Wait a minute (Score:2, Insightful)

    by Tablizer ( 95088 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @01:38PM (#5673740) Journal
    Someone who's actually done research on housefly powered airplanes

    No wonder slashdotters never get real dates :-)
  • by drone2113622 ( 451841 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @01:45PM (#5673765) Homepage
    You'd be proud until you saw the bandwidth bill. I don't give a shit if people look at it, I'd just like some common decency when sites that have a very very high readership, like slashdot, post a link to a site that's on a machine of mine. I highly doubt cnn.com would just blindly link to an external site knowing that the link would hit that site with boatloads of unexpected traffic. You're crazy to suggest that everybody that's ever put anything on the internet has taken into consideration getting a hundred thousand hits in one day, and that they should just smile and foot the bill for the bandwidth, happy as a damn lark.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 06, 2003 @01:46PM (#5673769)
    Due to the people at slashdot.org linking to this site without asking the owners or the hosters, asciipr0n.com is offline until further notice. Maybe you guys should start mirroring the sites you link to...
  • by IIOIOOIOO ( 517375 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @02:20PM (#5673912)
    A lot. Slashdot will never provide mirrors of the sites that they crush though. Why? Certainly not because of all of the technical issues listed in the FAQ... not even because of laziness. The simple reason is money. With a single post on slashdot being able to rapidly crush the allotted bandwidth of a midsize site, can you imagine the cost if Slashdot had to pay for all that bandwidth themselves? Furthermore, Slashdot can ONLY make money by collecting ad revenues for content links, without ever having to generate/host any content themselves. I.E. 1) Some guy put's a funny thing on the internet for his small loyal band of friends/admirers to laugh at. 2) Slashdot posts it, in order to generate more pageloads on their site for viewing the story and comments on the story. 3) The burden/cost of serving the content is born by the third party, who is often times noncommercial, and in some cases bears an EXTREME cost for exceeding his allotted bandwidth. 4) Slashdot makes money, the person who provides the content to allow them to do so loses out. 5) I imagine it's only a matter of time before the first person decides to do the research and find an approach which would allow suit for damages. In summary, Slashdot's business model as a .COM instead of a .ORG is grossly abusive. Think of it as a grand version of those people who build a porn site entirely from offsite image links. Were I a webmaster with anything accessible to the public, I would definitely reconfigure my server to redirect anyone with a referer from Slashdot to a very tiny ascii picture of my wang. Of course, this doesn't mean I'll stop reading :)
  • Re:ERm? (Score:2, Insightful)

    by Smurf ( 7981 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @02:59PM (#5674073)
    What are CAT 5's?
    A few of the non-assholes here already answered your question. But in the future, you may want to have TechWeb's TechEncyclopedia [techweb.com] handy for simple definitions related to basic technology/computers/communications concepts.
  • Re:Just in case... (Score:1, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 06, 2003 @03:03PM (#5674087)
    Don't forget -- most web hosting services have a download BW restriction -- and start chaging quite a bit more after the first GB or so per month. I doubt everyone who puts a web page up expects a $500 hosting bill as a result of slashdotting, when the base rate if $25/month.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 06, 2003 @03:05PM (#5674095)
    Even so, the majority is sometimes WRONG. Especially when there's information that the leaders have that they can't release to the general public. (and even if they did, "oh they're just making it up! they're lying! no one has weapons! no one wants to hurt me! lalalalala! ooh, look, a butterfly!")

    Imagine three kids and two parents voting on a trip to the dentist.
  • by Leeji ( 521631 ) <slashdot@@@leeholmes...com> on Sunday April 06, 2003 @03:09PM (#5674114) Homepage

    Thanks for this mirror. When I saw how light the page was, I wondered how the site could have been slashdotted. Well, this is how:

    1. Page weight (HTML + Graphics): 43kb = 0.043 Mb)
    2. Slashdot serves 50,000,000 pages per month according to the Slashdot FAQ [slashdot.org]
    3. 50,000,000 pages per month = 138,888 pages per hour (assuming peak hours get 1/12 of the the daily traffic.)
    4. This page got slashdotted in about 1 hour.
    5. If every /. page view during that hour clicked through, this site served 0.043Mb * 138,888 = 5972 Mb.

    This is still waaay under the bandwidth caps of most hosting accounts, but is probably more than anybody wants to serve in an hour. You've still got the rest of the month to go!

  • by ChadN ( 21033 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @03:09PM (#5674115)
    There are existing laws to deal with the trespass and obstruction, and existing civil and probably criminal penalties to deal with the damages caused to others by your actions. I don't support people shutting down freeways (I think it is generally counter-productive for any cause seeking to win people over), but those people are not necessarily terrorists. Whoever introduced this bill should be bitch-slapped, and not re-elected.
  • by Ponty ( 15710 ) <awc2NO@SPAMbuyclamsonline.com> on Sunday April 06, 2003 @03:16PM (#5674151) Homepage
    This is way offtopic, but I'll bite.

    We're going on and on as a country about just how crappy it is to live in other countries, with just cause.

    But when did we get so damned coddled as a country that stopping our SUVs from getting through a street is the worst thing that can happen to us? I've been listening to some of the counter-protestors on my campus, and they seem to be the most thin-skinned reactionaries I have ever met. I'm not an avid anti-war person (though I oppose it), but I'd be embarrassed to be associated with group of people who can't think of anything more threatening to their daily lives than the possibility of blocked traffic.

    The notion that the blocking of traffic endangers people through the blocking of emergency services is specious. Plenty of things block traffic a lot more often than protests do -- road work, parades, weather. Are those terrorism?
  • by Midnight Thunder ( 17205 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @03:17PM (#5674158) Homepage Journal
    The other reason is legal. If /. started mirroring sites you're bound to have some guy saying 'site down since /. is mirroring without permission, followed by the cease and disist'.

    You can't please everyone. BTW no body expects to be /.ed, but nor should the expect that it won't be.
  • by smoondog ( 85133 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @03:30PM (#5674239)
    I don't get it. These guys put up a site, /. links to it, the site goes down do to heavy traffic. Perhaps they shouldn't have put the site up in the first place? The web is a *public* place folks. If they wanted to prevent it, they should've password protected it.

    Anyways, I think it is funny that these guys act like /. has prevented viewing of important stuff.

    -Sean
  • by mcspock ( 252093 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @03:37PM (#5674266)
    Sure, it's a public place. Like a public park. It's nice to walk down to a public park, play on the swings, etc.

    Imagine going down to your neighborhood park and finding 500,000 people jumping up and down. Sure, it's a public place, but it wasn't designed for that. It was designed for 50 or 100 people to hang out for a bit, and move on.

    If you think about it a bit more though, this is like someone's back yard. This guy has to pay for bandwidth. He's got a sign saying "sure, come in, sit down for a bit". It's not public, it's private, and he's being generous in letting people use it, but that generocity is abused when slashdot decides to pour people all over his site.

    Last example. Think of public marches. The roads are owned by the people, and it's perfectly acceptable for 50,000 people to march through downtown seattle, with streets closed down. BUT, before they can do that, they have to ask permission and obtain a permit from the city. It's simple consideration for others before taking for yourself.
  • Re:Just in case... (Score:4, Insightful)

    by geekoid ( 135745 ) <dadinportland&yahoo,com> on Sunday April 06, 2003 @03:37PM (#5674268) Homepage Journal
    If you advertise a garge sale, and I write about in in my column, and 10,000 people show up, is it my fault? no.

    If you can't have enough sense to create a webpage that detects a spike in visits, and handles it approprietly, then tough tits.

    Should CNN mirrors sites it talks about?

    what happens to reporting if people have to ask before they can report something. If you are driving a hot pink cadilac, do I have to ask you before I point and laugh at you with my friends?

  • by rossifer ( 581396 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @03:39PM (#5674279) Journal
    Wow, it's pretty much strawman central at your place isn't it?

    Only in a military dominated dictatorship does the minority make the rules. The United States is a Democratic Republic.

    Actually, we're not. As you may or may not have learned in 9th grade civics, the US is a Constitutionally Limited Republic, precisely to prevent the majority from making rules that screw over an unpopular minority.

    We have a process in which to 'listen to the damn people.' It's called elections.

    In your little world, I'm sure that's how change always happens. However, that's only one way in which the populace can effect change. Remember little things like the Boston Tea Party? That involved disrupting the operations of a major shipping port. Perhaps another tiny little non-electon event called the American Revolution? At some point, the populace may wake up and find that their "representatives" are not. The votes in the houses of government already bought and paid for by corporate interests successfully buying legislation to keep money exactly where it is and out of your pockets.

    When the choice presented at election time is between two individuals who have already sold their integrity to the highest bidder, other means of expressing dissatisfaction are needed.

    That's different from shutting down a city or country until the government does what you want.

    Your inability to get a super double latte caffiene injection at the Starbucks of your choice and having to go around three blocks does not constitute "shutting down a city". Hyperbole won't help your argument any more than the strawmen you've been erecting.

    However, it [the minority] does not have the right to cause mass violence or economic hardship.

    That's a couple of rather disparate items to be throwing into the same list. I mean, it's almost as if you're equating your personal inconvenience with violence. Do you know anything about the protests you're objecting to? The only time I've heard of there being violence is when some group of your "correct thinking" friends picks a fight with them. You'd do better to object to the cost of those lattes that you're unable to get from your favorite chain shop than the protestors preventing you from getting there.

    The "American Way" that you so jingoistically claim to defend *is* the first amendment, where protest, including protests that block traffic and shut down freeways is very much a part of. At some point, my only remaining observation to a nimrod like yourself is that if you really want a police state where those annoying people complaining about things below your radar don't get to interfere with your day-to-day life, why don't you move to China where they've already got all of that?

    Personally, I'd prefer the US moved the other way, i.e. get rid of Tom Ridge and his neo-police state Homeland Defense organization. Put more limitations on the police in reaction to new technologies instead of less. But there isn't anyone on the ballot who represents that view, is there? So I guess that exhausts all of my options according to you...

    Regards,
    Ross
  • by nano-second ( 54714 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @03:48PM (#5674325)
    Sorry but thems the breaks. You don't have to ask to link to someone's page. If you put up something in public space, people are free to link to it. I thought most services just refused access to your page if you went over your bandwidth anyways.
  • by smoondog ( 85133 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @04:09PM (#5674427)
    If you think about it a bit more though, this is like someone's back yard. This guy has to pay for bandwidth.

    The problem is that the web isn't someone's backyard. It is something quite different. 1) It takes very little effort for someone to visit the site and 2) the concept of linking is very different and enables this activity so easily a website should expect this.

    I do think however, that there could be a way to opt out. Perhaps something equivalent to the robots.txt file? Either the linking body or the web server could control how clients connect, particularly with respect to linked referrals.

    -Sean
  • by smoondog ( 85133 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @05:44PM (#5674889)
    I know this is a unique concept to you, the ignorant end-surfer

    (Looks like the social skills of /. are pretty much the same as they always were) Anyways, my point stands. You put something online, you get lots of traffic, you better be able to deal with the consequences.

    There is a responsibility associated with putting something online. You should be able to deal with such issues as lots of traffic, being sued, slander, etc. If you can't, don't put it online. Some people seem to think that because they are in high school, their entire world should function like they are in high school. The internet is the real world, and webmasters should treat it as such.

    -Sean
  • Re:CmdrTaco (Score:2, Insightful)

    by anubi ( 640541 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @06:26PM (#5675102) Journal
    Ummm. Its Sunday Morning. Who's around to talk to?

    So CmdrTaco picks a sleepy Sunday Morning to /. a site. Well, it is disseminating information to individuals; each had to click on it to get it. All CmdrTaco did was to bring the link into public view. Kinda the same thing businesses pay advertising agencies big bux for. If the site admin does not want the publicity, no biggie, but blame CmdrTaco for it?? nah. Not in my book. Not at all.

    Its well known in the /. community that /. is extremely current; that is that things often get on the system within hours, if not minutes, of its occurrence, often beating out other well-known news agencies, as the very people involved in making the news are often /.'ers themselves.

    Well, its a public site. The sysadmin has the option of closing his site if he's getting far more traffic than he wants. No biggie. Just bookmark the site and visit later when the hordes are gone. Sports venues do this all the time when traffic exceeds capacity. Its called "sold out".

    You usually put stuff on the net if you want to expose it publically. I think CmdrTaco did them a service by exposing it to /.'ers. I can not find /.'ing a site any more offensive than storming a Burger King with several busloads of kids during a summer outing. ( Yes, I've done that. )

  • by Pharmboy ( 216950 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @07:49PM (#5675461) Journal
    Maybe you guys should start mirroring the sites you link to...

    Which raises an interesting question: Should /. 'ask' permission to link? That seems to be what they are implying. I undertstand their frustration, but since when does any news agency (or quazi-news) ever ASK to point toward content? Anyone have an example?
  • by circusnews ( 618726 ) <steven@stevensaNETBSDntos.com minus bsd> on Sunday April 06, 2003 @08:48PM (#5675760) Homepage
    Unless I am linking to another news site, or one I otherwise know can handle the load I do ask before I post a news link, and I have only a small fraction of the traffic ./ has. What good does it do my news site if the story I link to dies after 20 people click on it?

    Any slashcode people reading this, think about adding an automatic mirror, or at least a link to the google catch if avalible.
  • by Pharmboy ( 216950 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @10:04PM (#5676163) Journal
    You are right, its an interesting read. I did notice that the author disagrees completely with you tho...

    I don't belive that people should have to get permission to link to another site, in general. If you put something on the Web without putting a password on it or whatever, you're explicitly allowing others to link to it -- at least in my opinion.

    ...but not to worry. It is the proverbial 'Does the tree make a sound in the woods' question, every answer is right and wrong :) good read, wish you hadnt posted as AC so more would see it linked here [kuro5hin.org].

  • by Enrico Pulatzo ( 536675 ) on Sunday April 06, 2003 @10:42PM (#5676342)
    Everyone's griping about the whole mirroring situation and lack of a policy.

    This story [slashdot.org] presented a good way for ISOs to be distributed.

    Everyone and their grandma is looking for a way to "legitimize" P2P sharing without involving music.

    Why doesn't slashdot start a P2P mirror. Simple gzip the page that's cool to look at, and host it via bittorrent or kazaa. Bandwidth gets shared among the slashdot community, and no site gets hit too hard (except google, which will invaribly be linked to by people who insist on posting google cache links in nearly every discussion ;) Sound good?

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