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I don't always need a robust business solution (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What the fuck is this shit? (Score:4, Funny)
I think that's the point.
...laura
Re:I don't always need a robust business solution (Score:4, Funny)
Had a few too many "robust business solutions"?
Re:April 1 was a long time ago (Score:5, Funny)
sub-par
I assume that by this you mean that Slashdot has adopted a business strategy that employs a new paridigm such that going forward the core competency Vis-Ã-vis the user-facing empowerment and data aggregation solution is convergent with a scenario that is inconsistent with user expectations.
Re:OK, you got me. (Score:5, Funny)
They are testing the waters. If there is a big outcry against this poll they will back away and claim it was a joke.
Re:1% (Score:4, Funny)
Statistical outlier.
Re:What the fuck is this shit? (Score:5, Funny)
1) ?
2) ?
3) ?
4) ?
5) ?
6) ?
So I offer a solution: run it through the xkcd rng, and select that number.
If I'm not mistaken, "exemplify tomorrow's best technology, today." is the appropriate answer. Sadly, I have no idea what that means. Call the marketing department, or better yet, don't.
George Carlin would have a great time with this! (Score:2, Funny)
It also tends to imply that there will be a cluster of competing products or services that offer similar features and are at around the same price - a price point.
price == price point.
One word all of a sudden turns into two. Means the same thing but somehow, two words sound more important and meaningful than one.
Oh I wish, I wish, I could get George Carlin's ghost here to finish this post!
Re:George Carlin would have a great time with this (Score:5, Funny)
Oh I wish, I wish, I could get George Carlin's ghost here to finish this post!
I arranged a seance to get Carlin's opinion and his response was...
"Aaaaawaaaaaargh! Aaaaargh! Make it stop! Make it stop!
....Oh, you have stopped?.... Only long enough to let me get my message out to all the fag-enablers of America? Okay then....
I have only one thing to say... Fred Phelps was right. I *am* in hell and forever writhing and screaming in exquisite pain- and I wish I'd listened to the Word of God when I was alive. If you don't want an eternity of being sodomised by red hot pokers where the sun don't shine then.... repent, all you people, repent while you still can. And join the Westboro Baptist Church."
"Oh no, not the poker again..... aaaaaawwwwwaraaaaaargh!"
Thank you Mister Carlin. Thanks also to Joe Bigot of the Westboro Baptist Church for his generous assistance in carrying out this seance.
Re:What the fuck is this shit? (Score:5, Funny)
I think it's an attempt to kill readers less resistant to buzzword overload.
On a related note, never pick the complex solution. Those tend to have significant imaginary part.
Re:What the fuck is this shit? (Score:5, Funny)
"Synergize our cloudification efforts with our web 3.0 design goals and monetize the white space while capitalizing on the resources ability to execute our vision with excellence in virtualization and power our CEO's stock options in internet time."
Re:What the fuck is this shit? (Score:5, Funny)
Why make fun of buzzwords when you have this? http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live [sourceforge.net]
Re:What the fuck is this shit? (Score:5, Funny)
1) ???
2) ???
3) ???
4) ???
5) ???
6) ???
7) Profit!
Im having flashbacks (Score:4, Funny)
Value Added Touch Point (Score:5, Funny)
A marketing company doing some work for us called our web site a 'Value Added Touch Point'!
I was telling my wife about the 'marketing land meeting' while we were driving when I needed to connect my ipad to her iphones Personal Hot Spot.
We both looked at each other and burst out laughing thinking her personal hot spot would be a great value added touch point!
Re:George Carlin would have a great time with this (Score:5, Funny)
think of "price point" as a large 'point' ... but just don't point it out... it's sensitive.. and big boned...