I Name My Servers After:

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People I know

641 votes / 2%

Fictional people

7868 votes / 33%

Pets

612 votes / 2%

Functional names

9908 votes / 42%

I don't name my servers

4225 votes / 18%

23254 total votes.

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Missing options (Score:5, Funny)

by j-turkey ( 187775 ) writes: on Monday June 20, 2011 @12:40AM (#36496318) Homepage

I name my computers after missing Slashdot Poll options.

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famous shipwrecks (Score:4, Funny)

by bkmoore ( 1910118 ) writes: on Monday June 20, 2011 @07:52AM (#36498426)

I've always named my Windows computers after famous shipwrecks: Titanic, Lusitania, Andrea Dorea, Rex, Bismarck, etc.

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Dishes at a Mexican Restaurant (Score:4, Funny)

by mbenzi ( 410594 ) writes: on Monday June 20, 2011 @04:23PM (#36505304)

Enchilada
Tortilla
Nacho
chimichanga
Taco
Tostada
burrito
fajita
tamale
etc.
Um, gotta go, suddenly I'm hungry.

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Re:I assumed that was deliberate, + ObXKCD (Score:5, Funny)

by dotgain ( 630123 ) writes: on Monday June 20, 2011 @09:22PM (#36508200) Homepage Journal

I just renamed my iPod to Titanic. It's syncing now.

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Re:Porn Stars (Score:4, Funny)

by wintercolby ( 1117427 ) writes: <winter DOT colby AT gmail DOT com> on Tuesday June 21, 2011 @09:09AM (#36511470)

Windows = female porn stars, they're always getting fucked or going down. Linux = male porn stars, they're hard as a rock and up forever.

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Missing options (Score:5, Funny)

famous shipwrecks (Score:4, Funny)

Dishes at a Mexican Restaurant (Score:4, Funny)

Re:I assumed that was deliberate, + ObXKCD (Score:5, Funny)

Re:Porn Stars (Score:4, Funny)