Captain Splendid's Journal: DOW IS UP!!!!! FUCK YEAH TEAM AMERICA!!!!!!!!!

The Dow is kicking all kinds of ass this week, so by libertarian/conservative standards, that means that Obama is FUCKING AWESOME. Maybe he's like, a ninja or something, eh? Would explain a lot.

What's this shit dribbling out of my ears?

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[Captain Splendid]

P.S. Dow is still waaaaaaaay down, and you're deliberately mischaracterizing their points...

Excellent! My parody JE's tone is spot-on then. Thank you, captain obvious!

He's like a ninja on smart steroids for the brain

[WillAffleckUW]

With cool dance moves too.

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[Captain Splendid]

Giving Gordon Brown a DVD set that's region encoded and NTSC format? DUMBASS

Fail. European DVD players, unlike their NA counterparts, multiregion by default most of the time, with a simple setting change the rest. I send my family in Europe region 1 DVDs all the time.

Giving the Queen a Backup iPod stacked with his speeches? DUMBASS.

Fail again. Apparently, she's quite the techie and well into podcasts.

I know we're in in one of your trough phases, Red, but you really do suck at this sometimes.

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[Red4man]

Fuck you for thinking this lame AC pretender was me.

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[Captain Splendid]

Yeah, upon re-reading, that post definitely has an RG flavour to it, but since he's being a cocktastic coward about it, you get the lumps.

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[WillAffleckUW]

Red4man has a point. Just because it's an AC moron doesn't mean it's him.

At least he's got some tech creds.

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[WillAffleckUW]

aww poor widdle comrade socialist republicant, can't even sign in and put his own name on his hatred of America ....

maybe when you're 18 your mommie will let widdle you post under your own name.

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[WillAffleckUW]

I have no need to prove things that are a matter of public record.

And your need to prove that you're a coward demonstrates itself by your own personal actions and inactions.

Capitalism is dead

[Profane MuthaFucka]

Growth, upon which capitalism rests, is dead. The planet is a finite size after all.

Welcome back mercantilism!

Even higher when they take bankrupt GM out ...

[tomhudson]

<foghorn leghorn>

... and replace it with ... um, replace it with ... darn, don't rush me, boy,gimme a minute ... replace it with - I KNOW - a Euro fund! Or count IBM twice! Fuck Yeah! - that's the ticket! Or maybe Apple! After all, if an iPod is good enough for the Queen of England ... or maybe RIM. After all, Obama likes his CrackBerry ... what? Boy, WTF is the TSE?!? Some sort of STD? Come on boy, Crackberries are just as much a part of the American Way as Civics and Beetles and Laptops and DVD p

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[unlametheweak]

He accidentally the whole economy.

Out of the 14 posts I've read so far in this journal, yours is:
1) On topic
2) Informative
3) Insightful
4) Under-rated
5) Concise

If only I could be so eloquent.

1933

[Marxist Hacker 42]

Yep, and the stock market went up the same percentage in 1933. Don't exactly remember 1934 being a banner year in terms of employment though...