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Comment: The secret police (Score 1) 51

by Profane MuthaFucka (#38735510) Attached to: Unemployment

You know they've visited when you find a fat job offer on your desk. And you'd be smart to take it. Myself, I was a young dissident, prepared to set fire to the world just to watch it burn. But then, a friend of my father's offered me a job with possibility for advancement. I quickly abandoned my silly ideas of changing the world, bring justice to the people. Shouting the truth from the tops of buildings is for chumps.

Comment: Re:Krugman's not "swooning" over it (Score 1) 9

by Profane MuthaFucka (#37494054) Attached to: "riding a trojan horse to a date rape"

I am the ownership class.

People think that a troll on Slashdot can't own a yacht and several houses. Why should I care if anyone believes me when I have all this money?

I'm not fucked no matter what happens. I know what's going on because my friends and I are the people who make it happen. Smoke-filled rooms? No, just an assuming little office building which you'd never look at twice. But the money we funnel into our bank accounts is quite sufficient anyways. Thanks, taxpayer. I'm just the middleman.

Comment: Re:Krugman's not "swooning" over it (Score 1) 9

by Profane MuthaFucka (#37373982) Attached to: "riding a trojan horse to a date rape"

I don't fucking care if some old people that I don't know live in stinking poverty. At least I will be able to get some cheap labor, even if it's creaky, when I'm spending my fortune.

I've lined my nest, now fuck the rest.

I give up trying to save the world. My fellow Americans obviously don't want what's due them, and they're too stupid to deserve it. I'm just going to join the dark side, vote for Rick Perry, and not bother to think of them any more.

Comment: Re:How does... (Score 1) 10

by Profane MuthaFucka (#37253018) Attached to: That tears it - Obama regime truly crooked.

Ron Paul is an old retard who was too stupid to practice medicine. He doesn't even have the sense to buy decent shoes.

But seriously, I just got told by another libertaritard that Ron Paul was NOT a Republican. Now you say he is. How about you eat a cock, and come back to me when you figure out what kind of asshole Ron Paul is? Fuck, no wonder that guy doesn't win shit except for his shitty seat in ignorant-as-fuck Texas.

Comment: Floppies sucked (Score 1) 3

by Profane MuthaFucka (#36730414) Attached to: I Think Apple Actually Did Do One Favor For Me...

Yes, we know. Glad they are gone.

The thing that sucks the most right now? It would probably have to be DVD recorders. Most pointless shitty technology ever devised. Too small for backups, too slow to be useful. I hate them now, in 10 years I will hate them even more. The last thing I need in my house is a thousand recorded DVD disks.

"No job too big; no fee too big!" -- Dr. Peter Venkman, "Ghost-busters"

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