I'm not dead yet. I don't want to go on the cart. Happy... I feel happy... *WHACK*.

Now I'm Zombie Red! Bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnssssss.....

LOVE AND KISSES,
logical_failure

Wanna bareback?

I'd love to. Get me out of this box first. It's cold, and dark in here.

Not me, shit-for-brains. I've been waaaaay to busy to troll anyone lately.

Hey, dumbass! Yeah, you, Captain Splenda the Low Calorie Canadian Troll Substitute.

I haven't been posting at all lately. Sorry to disappoint you, but it's not me agitating our mutual "pal" these days. So quit being a dumbass. (I know, an impossible request).

LOVE AND KISSES,
Red

My eyes! OW! OW! OW!
Oh the huge man titties

Why did you post pics from Rotten.com there? Oh, wait, those were slashdotters? No wonder this site sucks so much ass nowadays.

In other news, when it comes to slashdot, flies attract shit. Who knew?

Or do they just post journals to slashdot?

Anti-immigration zealot?

That's weird, considering he was busted for smuggling mexicans into the country illegally...

James Lee, the bomb-laden gunman who was killed by police in the lobby of the Discovery Channel, was once convicted and imprisoned for smuggling illegal immigrants into the country from Mexico.

Maybe you should just stick to trolling.

... that they couldn't blame the Tea Party or Glenn Beck.

I blame Al Gore. Those fucking ice caps should have already melted by now. And I bought up all that midwest property thinking I was going to be rich with beachfront property. Motherfucker owes me some MONEY!

Like Neon Deion, motherfuckers!