Stories
Slash Boxes
Comments

News for nerds, stuff that matters

Is the POST Method Patented?

Posted by Cliff on Mon May 29, 2000 10:23 AM
from the yet-another-wacky-patent-story dept.
echodave asks: "So, I happened to architect a fairly large website for one of the big three a while back, and I've recently been notified that they're in the midst of a patent infringement lawsuit regarding method="post". It seems that according to this patent , a certain Allan Konrad claims ownership of any model wherein a database is accessed via a client, whether it be web based, client/server based, etc. What's up with that? Through informal discussions, it's been identified that he's essentially claiming ownership of both "POST" and "GET" methods...which are not only used in database related applications, but even something as simple as this form on Slashdot that I'm using to submit this story. Any hints, comments, advice or ideas will be appreciated." Is there anyone in the USPTO checking these things, or can anything get in?
This discussion has been archived. No new comments can be posted.
Is the POST Method Patented? | Log In/Create an Account | Top | 204 comments (Spill at 50!) | Index Only | Search Discussion
Display Options Threshold:
The Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way.
(1) | 2 | 3
  • Irony (Score:4)

    by Tom7 (102298) on Monday May 29 2000, @05:27AM (#1040579) Homepage Journal
    Well, the patent office uses "GET" here:

    http://164.195.100.11/netahtml/search-adv.htm

    ... so I'm guessing we're ok. Don't you just love irony?
  • Prior Art by Isaac-Lew (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:29AM
  • huh? by toast- (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:32AM
  • patents by tourettes (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:33AM
  • absurd (Score:4)

    by heiho1 (63352) on Monday May 29 2000, @05:33AM (#1040583)
    The patent office is in the throes of fallout over their too-broad patents issued of late. Patenting things like using a single mouse click to submit a transaction [Amazon's stupendous and ridiculous "One Click" patent], a web-based affiliate program [thank Amazone again] and now the notion of a thin client and a related standard web application infrastructure for enabling such a thin client to issue remote commands is a perfect example of the out dated nature of most government copyrighting and patenting procedures and a clear call for the public at large to take measures to protect themselves from slick individuals patenting away our every basic computer concept behind a wall of "geek speak" as effective as any used by lawyers to confuse the issues with innuendo.

    So basically, all these years that I have been building web applications I have been hosing this man's patent without ever even being aware of it? How can he claim control of procedures developed independently of him with no fore-knowledge of his supposed technical advances?

    Something must be done about ridiculous patents before we all end up paying for the concept of dialing up to a service provider and using a phone line as a means of digital communication...

    Wait a minute...
  • Abstract of the patent by Money__ (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @05:33AM
  • nerdy anarchy by ^_^x (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:33AM
  • by taniwha (70410) on Monday May 29 2000, @05:33AM (#1040586) Homepage Journal
    Look at the dates on the patent - the web was up and running long brfore the patent was first applied for (96) or granted (99).

    POST and GET were in common usage at the time and any claim on them by this bogus patent is really pushing it

  • by jeroenb (125404) on Monday May 29 2000, @05:34AM (#1040587) Homepage
    This guy could sue Amazon for using "GET" and/or "POST" in their one-click-shopping :)
  • Completly stupid by 51M02 (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:36AM
  • Re:Source code by tourettes (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:37AM
  • We should all be OK, ala Y2k windowing by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:37AM
  • Re:huh? by GreenGhost (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:37AM
  • OK, this is totally ridiculous. by tcd004 (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:38AM
  • Let's patent everything! by Antipop (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @05:39AM
  • Re:huh? by the_other_one (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:39AM
  • So much stupidity... by Lazy Jones (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:39AM
  • Wait a sec.... by GreenGhost (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @05:39AM
  • When were POST/GET first used? by OmicronTheta (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:40AM
  • Not suprised. by Yarn (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @05:40AM
  • "civil obedience" ... oops by Lazy Jones (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:40AM
  • Patenting the wheel? by werwerf (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:41AM
  • patent infringement by Space (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:41AM
  • Bitch slap by y6y6y6 (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:41AM
  • because he's the webmaster of the web pages at cedr.lbl.gov [lbl.gov] which include, amoung other things, textbook examples of POST and GET
  • Re:Let's patent everything! by talks_to_birds (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @05:43AM
  • Uh by Ravagin (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:43AM
  • Re:Source code by shogun (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:46AM
  • by Kiwi (5214) on Monday May 29 2000, @05:48AM (#1040607) Homepage Journal
    Can you say "prior art". I thought you could. Lets look at the abstract for this patent, dated, oh, from 1996:

    A local host computing system, a remote host computing system as connected by a network, and service functionalities

    Telnet, telnetd, and the DARPA ARPANet, circa 1981.

    a human interface service functionality,

    That would be the telnet client

    a starter service functionality,

    The negotitation that happens at the beginning of telnet session to determine your terminal type

    and a desired utility service functionality,

    Such as remote access to the UNIX or VMS commands on that other machine on the DARPA ARPANet

    and a Client-Server-Service (CSS) model is imposed on each service functionality.

    Telnet won't much work if without a telnet client, a telnetd server, and both being compatible with the appropriate RFCs. Come to think of it, I think the RFCs would be the place to find prior art.

    - Sam

  • I would like to announce... by hal200 (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:49AM
  • Pattent Nighmare by Darkstorm (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:49AM
  • Re:Uh by 51M02 (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:50AM
  • Richard Stallman has a great article describing why these get through. Read The Anatomy of a Trivial Patent [mit.edu]
    One reason is that any idea can be made look complex when analyzed to death. But another reason is that these trivial ideas often look quite complex as described in the patents themselves. The patent system's defenders can point to the complex description and say, "How can anything this complex be obvious?"
  • Lucent by zenlizard (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @05:51AM
  • ??? by v4mpyr (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:51AM
  • Konrad v. General Motors Corp., et. al. [ondapatent.com]

    Anybody read Japanese? It's clear that Allan Konrad, the owner of this patent, is suing GM in Texas (Why Texas? The guy lives in California.) for patent infringement on this and two other patents ("remote service access systems based on a client-server service mode").

    But that's all that I can tell.

    -Waldo
  • Just complain like a bitch and then don't comply by x-empt (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:53AM
  • Re:Not surprised. by tjwhaynes (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @05:53AM
  • Re:When were POST/GET first used? by Hittis (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:53AM
  • Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:54AM
  • Covert Channel (Score:5)

    by Slothrup (73029) <[gro.rehcolnegah] [ta] [truc]> on Monday May 29 2000, @05:54AM (#1040619)
    What would you do if you were a patent examiner that knew the system was screwed up, but you couldn't get anyone to listen to you? I'd start approving all sorts of trivial patents in the hope that this would force some kind of change in the system...
  • Re:Completly stupid by Rei (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:55AM
  • hmmm.... by effer (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:55AM
  • Re:Not suprised. (Score:4)

    by Bob Ince (79199) <and&doxdesk,com> on Monday May 29 2000, @05:55AM (#1040622) Homepage
    I tried to read the patent, and I just couldnt.

    Bahh, yer wuss. Here's a summary for the legally-challenged amongst us:

    The service consists of a human interface component comprising starter utility object consisting of the utility server resulting in the database service consisting of a utility network connection whereas said utility server consisting of a remote host apparatus connected by desired database object consisting of a database computer consisting of the utility server consisting of a database functionality connected by desired remote host object resulting in said utility service resulting in starter database object comprising desired utility object connected by a utility client comprising starter database object providing access to starter human interface computer comprising desired database computer whereas a remote host component resulting in a remote host computer providing access to starter utility component providing access to the human interface server consisting of a remote host apparatus comprising said remote host server connected by the human interface server whereas the database server consisting of the remote host object providing access to a database functionality.

    I Am A Lawyer.


    --
    This comment was brought to you by And Clover.
  • I think this calls for... by jd (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @05:55AM
  • The League for Programming Freedom web site [mit.edu] has a great section regarding software patents:
    Software patents threaten to devastate America's computer industry. Patents granted in the past decade are now being used to attack companies such as the Lotus Development Corporation for selling programs that they have independently developed. Soon new companies will often be barred from the software arena--most major programs will require licenses for dozens of patents, and this will make them infeasible. This problem has only one solution: software patents must be eliminated.
  • HTTP patented ? by 51M02 (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:56AM
  • Okay, that's just stupid. by segment fault (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:57AM
  • Pedals? by LegacyMan (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:59AM
  • Is anyone checking these things? by magic (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @06:00AM
  • Look at the date by zaius (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:00AM
  • What's the world coming to? by eTylik (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:02AM
  • Bad Patents Big Trouble but old News by Sideways (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:03AM
  • Re:When were POST/GET first used? by DanaL (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @06:04AM
  • Re:When were POST/GET first used? by Hittis (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:06AM
  • A good trick by eagl (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:07AM
  • It's not about PUT and GET! by yuggoth (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:08AM
  • by Money__ (87045) on Monday May 29 2000, @06:10AM (#1040636)
    Here's the translation [teletranslator.com] (with thanks to Mozilla Nightly teletranslator.com)

    partial text:

    U.s.patents 5,544,320 5,696,901 5,974,444(Patent 3 case) " The client - it is based on the service model between the servers, far Every other service access system (REMOTESERVICEACCESSSYSTEMSBASEDONA CLIENT-SERVERSERVICEMODEL. ) " It is something regarding. Furthermore, the result of investigating the patent family, no United States National patent, preference insistence application to the country other than the United States to be seen, the ? It was a plug.

    Here's more text from the upper right hand corner of the page:

    February 16th of 2000
    Reporter: on ? international patent office
    American patent attorney
    Charles E bell ???
    Translating & decoding: Onda genuine patent office
    Patent attorney Onda sincerity

    39 corporations which are sued
    1.GENERALMOTORSCORP.
    2.HONDANORTHAMERICAINC.
    3.FORDMOTORCOMPANY
    4.DAIMLERCHRYSLERCORPORATION
    5.NISSANNORTHAMERICAINC.
    6.TOYOTAMOTORSALESUSAINC.
    7.MAZDAMOTOROFAMERICAINC.
    8.VOLKSWAGENOFAMERICA, inc.
    9.BUDGETRENT-A-CARSYSTEMSINC.
    10.AUTONATIONUSACORP.
    11.THRIFTYRENT-A-CARSYSTEMINC.
    12.THEHERTZCORPORATION
    13.DOLLARRENTACARSYSTEMINC.
    14.AVISRENTACARSYSTEMINC.
    15.ADVANTAGERENT-A-CARINC.
    16.THEBOEINGCOMPANY
    17.EASTMANKODAKCO.
    18.LUCENTTECHNOLOGIESINC.
    19.NECAMERICAINC.
    20.MOTOROLAINC.
    21.TOSHIBAAMERICAINC.
    22.AMERICATRANSAIRINC.
    23.UNITEDAIRLINESINC.
    24.DELTAAIRLINESINC.
    25.CONTINENTALAIRLINESINC.
    26.NORTHWESTAIRLINES, inc.
    27.SUNCOUNTRYAIRLINESINC.
    28.AMERICANAIRLINESINC.
    29.AMRCORPORATION
    30.MIDWESTEXPRESSAIRLINESINC.
    31.MARRIOTTINTERNATIONALINC.
    32.HILTONHOTELSCORPORATION
    33.PROMUSHOTELSINC.
    34.SHOLODGEINC.
    35.STARWOODHOTELS&RESORTS
    World-wideinc.
    36.THEEXTENDEDSTAYINNSLIMITED Partnership
    37.CHOICEHOTELSINTERNATIONAL
    38.ENTERPRISERENT-A-CARCOMPANYOF Texas
    39.SOUTHWESTAIRLINESCO.

    ___

  • Can someone translate that patent into english? by gotan (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @06:12AM
  • Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by wyren (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @06:14AM
  • Can you patent the grammar of a language? by Araneas (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:15AM
  • Re:Irony (Score:3)

    by Phillip Birmingham (2066) on Monday May 29 2000, @06:16AM (#1040640) Homepage
    To inject a little pedantry into the conversation, the US Government has a paid-up license to use this patent.

  • Real Reason Microsoft NGWS Delayed by dweezil (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:18AM
  • Punishment for not submitting known prior art? by Thomas Charron (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:19AM
  • What's the point? by Florian Weimer (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:19AM
  • world wide enforcement? by Money__ (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:20AM
  • Wait a damn minute! by talks_to_birds (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:21AM
  • Obfuscated Law Contest? by DJGreg (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:22AM
  • Rational Responses by Hrunting (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @06:22AM
  • windows? by [tmr] (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:23AM
  • Defensive Patents by PopeAlien (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @06:23AM
  • Re:Let's patent everything! by Thomas Charron (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @06:24AM
  • Just POST and GET? by fedos (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:25AM
  • Re:Punishment for not submitting known prior art? by Araneas (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:25AM
  • Software and Patents Historically... by lysdexic (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:25AM
  • Re:Is anyone checking these things? by Thomas Charron (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @06:26AM
  • by Greyfox (87712) on Monday May 29 2000, @06:26AM (#1040655) Homepage
    Excuse me, "A method of providing a basic test for the correct working of a compiler."

    Seriously though, I think it's time we started suing filers of these trivial patents for fraud. There's prior art, they KNOW there's prior art, and they've apparently gone to exceedingly great lengths to obstifucate the wording of the patent to make it appear is if there's not. They are doing grevious harm to the industry in the process. Sue them. Sue them hard. Like that guy who had the patent on Windowing for Y2K software, despite some 20 years of prior art (Whatever became of him anyway?) I'm pretty sure we covered windowing briefly in one of my college classes in the '80's but we didn't spend too much time on the concept becase it was so basic.

    I agree with Tim O'reily. We shouldn't have to fight over the tools of our trade, and our industry is the only one where we seem to have to do so. I think fraud lawsuits would go a long way toward stopping these trivial patents. And maybe some malpractise suits against the patent office itself, which should be catching them.

  • Re:Not suprised. by Pig Hogger (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @06:30AM
  • Re:Irony (not) by drcln (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:31AM
  • Re:Not suprised. by gotan (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @06:32AM
  • Re:Punishment for not submitting known prior art? by Thomas Charron (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @06:38AM
  • To The Moon . . . by WebBug (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:39AM
  • Re:Let's patent everything! by Happy Monkey (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:39AM
  • Trademark by CMU_Nort (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:39AM
  • Re:Who is ONDAPATENT.COM? by Money__ (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:40AM
  • by sterno (16320) on Monday May 29 2000, @06:51AM (#1040664) Homepage
    Agreed. Since an entire sector of the economy has been built on this technology, there is a lot of money riding on this yahoo's patent being made invalid. If the courts won't do it, then congress will (as it is there perogative under the constitution to regulate this sort of thing).

    I think I have finally figured out the USPTO. They know full well that they don't have a clue about a lot of the stuff people are asking for patents on. I mean given the state of the economy right now, it must be hard to find people who know technology and law, and want to work for a government paycheck. So, if you are the USPTo, and don't know what to do about a patent, do you decide to just arbitarily give or deny patents.

    If you deny the patents, there is no established legal review process. You can't sue the USPTO, you can just resubmit through an arduous and expensive process and then you may be denied again. On the other hand, if they let it through, then ultimately it is up to the patent holder to enforce it. So, if they try to enforce it, then it is theorized that some corporation who can afford the kind of people who understand this stuff, can rifle off a few law suits. Thus, if it is a reasonable patent it will stand and if it isn't, it will get chucked out in court.

    Really, this may not be a bad approach to things if you think about it. Those ideas which have the most potential to be lucrative will get the most financial backing for a challenge when applicable. Sort of a patent natural selection if you will. The only thing the USPTO does is fact check the legal documents, rubber stamp them as being a vaild patent and then let the lawyers settle it on the back end.

    ---

  • Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by Compuser (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @06:51AM
  • Re:Lucent by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:55AM
  • Re:Let's patent everything! by Lord Ender (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @06:55AM
  • My patent: by scumdamn (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @06:59AM
  • by gregbaker (22648) on Monday May 29 2000, @07:02AM (#1040669) Homepage
    After a quick read of the claims, there's very little here that isn't part of "POST request with a load-balancing server" (claim 16 requires a load-balancing setup).

    I'm not sure about claim 17, "The apparatus of claim 13, wherein said local host computer comprises a plurality of physical hosts, interconnected to act together as a single local host computing means." That implies some sort of load-balancing at the client. I don't know why you'd ever want to do that, but it seems like it would be an obvious thing to do if it was necessary.

    So, as far as I can see, this patent describes any HTML form submission (POST or GET) to a database front-end, with an obvious extension or two.

    Greg

  • Re:It's not about PUT and GET! by Fire Dragon (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:06AM
  • Prior art by Animats (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @07:07AM
  • Re:Completly stupid by jpowers (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:08AM
  • This has gone way too far! by Remote (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:14AM
  • Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by aschlemm (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @07:15AM
  • by King Babar (19862) on Monday May 29 2000, @07:17AM (#1040675) Homepage

    I knew this would come in handy someday...

    Everybody knows that Al Gore invented the Internet back in the 80s, so it should be pretty obvious that you should look in his collected writings for the best evidence of prior art. I'm thinking it's somewhere in the "Electronic Protocols" chapter of Earth in the Balance.

    It's an ugly job, but I think that somebody out there has to read the collected works of Albert Gore to find that prior art. The future of the Internet, and our children, depend on it.

  • Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by Artagel (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:21AM
  • by Sun Tzu (41522) on Monday May 29 2000, @07:22AM (#1040677) Homepage Journal
    The HTML Manual of Style, Larry Aronson, Copyright 1994, Ziff-Davis Press, documents Post in just the way I use it in both of my database-driven websites. One of them [starshiptraders.com] has been on the web since 1996, incidently, accepting posts and applying them to its database. ;)
  • Greed, patents, and the internet by CokeJunky (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:23AM
  • Patentoplex v2.1 by David D (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:28AM
  • Re:Human-readable source code by BlackHat (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:34AM
  • Re:Can you say prior art. by Talonius (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:34AM
  • Re:Not suprised. by Bob Ince (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @07:35AM
  • Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by acfoo (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:35AM
  • I'm gonna shove a POST up his a$$ by Milican (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:38AM
  • Re:Let's patent everything! by DrEldarion (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @07:39AM
  • Re:Punishment for not submitting known prior art? by Araneas (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:40AM
  • Get Rich Quick, courtesy of Patent Office by MetricT (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:42AM
  • Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @07:42AM
  • Counterattack proposals ? by Tim_the_minstrel (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:45AM
  • Re:Prior Art by symbolic (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:47AM
  • I worked on a client/server project back in 1991 by aschlemm (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:47AM
  • Re:What's the world coming to? by symbolic (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:56AM
  • anyone can get one by josepha48 (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @08:00AM
  • Ask Konrad Himself! by negative0 (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @08:13AM
  • Post, the Patent Office, & a Clue by batt33 (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @08:14AM
  • Why don't we do something about it then?? by jimadilo (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @08:16AM
  • Re:Prior art by spacey (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @08:35AM
  • Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by Mondragon (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @08:37AM
  • Re:absurd by Zagadka (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @08:38AM
  • Re:Completly stupid by Mr. X (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @08:39AM
  • Another Example of Prior Art... by Roogna (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @08:40AM
  • I got your prior art right here... by klm20 (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @08:49AM
  • Re:I would like to announce... by Yutty (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @08:51AM
  • Re:the end is near by AwesomeCrap (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @08:52AM
  • Re:anyone can get one by Zagadka (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @08:56AM
  • Re:When were POST/GET first used? by Znork (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @09:08AM
  • by SurfsUp (11523) on Monday May 29 2000, @09:08AM (#1040707)
    Has every body seen this article [oreillynet.com] where Time O'Reilly [ora.com] dismantles Patent Office Director Q. Todd Dickinson?

    Here's an exchange that really says it all:

    Tim: Are you a lawyer by training?

    Dickinson: Yes, I am.

    Tim: How would you feel if a lawyer was able to patent an argument?

    Dickinson: If it was new and non-obvious, I wouldn't have a problem with it at all.

    Tim: And the ability to basically extract a royalty from other lawyers for using that same legal argument?

    Dickinson: As I say, if it's new, and if it met the statutory standards for patentability (and that's the key question here), and it was incorporated into software in some form, that wouldn't be a problem.

    Tim: No, not in software. Just in actual, in court.

    Dickinson: Well, I don't want to deal in hypotheticals. The courts haven't dealt with that question.


    Now, even when this guy was completely snookered by Tim he couldn't bring himself to concede the point. It was at this moment that every shred of confidence I have in the PTO evaporated completely. It went on...

    Tim: Well, how about a basketball player invents a new move. Should that be patentable?

    Dickinson: Moves aren't patentable subject matter.


    It continues in this vein. Eventually the moderator steps in to rescue him from embarrassing himself further. Read the entire article.

    In my opinion, this man is the problem.
    --
  • Re:Irony by John Napkintosh (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @09:20AM
  • Re:Uh by Ravagin (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @09:21AM
  • Re:Covert Channel by mightbeadog (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @09:29AM
  • Re:Punishment for not submitting known prior art? by Znork (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @09:34AM
  • Intellectual Property by Closet Case (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @09:35AM
  • Re:windows? by Znork (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @09:37AM
  • Or did he patent RPC/RMI/SOAP/etc? by 1010011010 (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @09:40AM
  • Invalid patent! by 3seas (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @10:11AM
  • Re:Read "The Anatomy of a Trivial Patent" - by RMS by HiThere (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @10:12AM
  • Re:This is being enforced against GM by el_chicano (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @10:22AM
  • Re:Irony by Mike1024 (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @10:26AM
  • My aproval just came through.. by Lord Bitman (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @10:29AM
  • Re:Not suprised. by TicTacTux (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @10:38AM
  • Re:Uh by Belacqua (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @10:40AM
  • Re:We should all be OK, ala Y2k windowing by joshsisk (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @10:42AM
  • I Patent the Idea of Patents! by roman_mir (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @10:45AM
  • Re:Does anyone read the links that these people se by Tim_the_minstrel (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @11:04AM
  • My Protocol Got Patented by goingware (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @11:04AM
  • Re:This is being enforced against GM by DanMcS (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @11:10AM
  • Re:OK, this is totally ridiculous. by tcd004 (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @11:18AM
  • Actually, the patent for "post" goes to... by Monthenor (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @11:22AM
  • Slashdot been Sued? by logiceight (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @11:23AM
  • I know the drill by emj (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @11:38AM
  • Re:Read "The Anatomy of a Trivial Patent" - by RMS by titus-g (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @11:52AM
  • companies alan konrad has sued: by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @12:11PM
  • Re:Sounds a lot like POST to me. by DaveHowe (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @12:13PM
  • Patenting the patent process by Midnight Thunder (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @12:13PM
  • Re:This is being enforced against GM by titus-g (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @12:26PM
  • Correct link for the story by pezchik (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @12:33PM
  • Re:Covert Channel by zBoD (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @01:05PM
  • Re:Sounds a lot like POST to me. by ktakki (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @01:15PM
  • Architection by Dreyfus (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @01:27PM
  • Read the claims by TopLegal (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @01:29PM
  • Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by thogard (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @02:30PM
  • Perjury for false claims. by wdavies (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @02:32PM
  • you all owe me money by code_404 (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @02:32PM
  • Here's why texas by kiwifruit (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @02:34PM
  • Re:windows? by mrbinary (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @02:58PM
  • Re:Not suprised. by Zurk (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @03:35PM
  • Well i expect you all to pay me now by PXS (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @03:42PM
  • Re:companies alan konrad has sued: by homebru (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @03:51PM
  • Re:patents by gravis777 (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @04:05PM
  • Re:Not suprised. by Saint Aardvark (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @04:08PM
  • Re:Covert Channel by Mija Cat (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @04:51PM
  • About Mr. Konrad by zsazsa (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @04:55PM
  • Oracle? by Savafan1 (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:02PM
  • Re:huh? by Bryan Andersen (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @05:03PM
  • Re:Is anyone checking these things? by magic (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @05:43PM
  • Re:Let's patent everything! by kev-san (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @06:53PM
  • Perjury for false trademarks on domains by goingware (Score:2) Monday May 29 2000, @07:03PM
  • Can I patent this? by ptbrown (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:06PM
  • Re:"civil obedience" ... oops by pedro (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @07:12PM
  • This patent is an obvious troll by ppanon (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @08:00PM
  • "post" method patented by Sakke (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @08:00PM
  • the claims get better! by cabbey (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @08:44PM
  • Prior Art. by RobM9999 (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @09:17PM
  • Re:We should all be OK, ala Y2k windowing by dashNine (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @09:44PM
  • The 411 on Allan M Konrad, Berkeley, CA by Czas_na_EB (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @11:49PM
  • /. patent office by Awlrich (Score:1) Monday May 29 2000, @11:50PM
  • Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by morgus morphus (Score:1) Tuesday May 30 2000, @12:00AM
  • Actually, the patent is for something nonexistent by Zigg (Score:2) Tuesday May 30 2000, @02:44AM
  • Funny idea by Omnifarious (Score:1) Tuesday May 30 2000, @07:37AM
  • Re:We should all be OK, ala Y2k windowing by XScott (Score:1) Tuesday May 30 2000, @08:15AM
  • Re:This is an international patent battle by Sharks (Score:1) Tuesday May 30 2000, @08:29AM
  • Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by dbenhur (Score:1) Tuesday May 30 2000, @09:19AM
  • The sky is falling! by TechLawyer (Score:1) Tuesday May 30 2000, @09:47AM
  • His grand scheme by Devine Intervention (Score:1) Tuesday May 30 2000, @09:47AM
  • The claims are what matter! by TechLawyer (Score:1) Tuesday May 30 2000, @09:52AM
  • the letter "A" by crazy_speeder (Score:1) Tuesday May 30 2000, @10:04AM
  • Re:absurd by Tise (Score:1) Tuesday May 30 2000, @11:08AM
  • Re:HTML IS Prior Art here .... by thogard (Score:1) Tuesday May 30 2000, @05:04PM
  • Re:the letter "A" by GrassyNoel (Score:1) Wednesday May 31 2000, @03:49PM
  • I'll bet it's just a joke by fishexe (Score:1) Thursday June 01 2000, @07:06AM
  • Re:This man is the problem by oldCoder (Score:1) Friday June 02 2000, @03:51AM
  • prior art by Martin Fitzgearld (Score:2) Saturday June 03 2000, @05:40PM
(1) | 2 | 3