Stories
Slash Boxes
Comments

News for nerds, stuff that matters

Rewriting 'Blame Canada'

Posted by emmett on Wed Feb 23, 2000 01:07 PM
from the blame-America dept.
Snaller writes, "Quoting USAToday, The Internet Movie Database reports that Trey Parker will rewrite the lyrics for "Blame Canada," the Oscar-nominated song from the South Park movie. The co-producer of the telecast is quoted as saying that Parker 'will come up with some funny solutions to his own problems.'" Leave it alone, I say. The original got the Oscar nod, not the one they'll perform at the awards.
This discussion has been archived. No new comments can be posted.
Rewriting 'Blame Canada' | Log In/Create an Account | Top | 194 comments (Spill at 50!) | Index Only | Search Discussion
Display Options Threshold:
The Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way.
(1) | 2
  • Re:Oops by Megane (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:39AM
  • Re:We all know what will happen.. by Crispin Glover (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:40AM
  • Re:how did she die? by chialea (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @11:56AM
  • *sigh* animated presenters by Stavr0 (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @11:56AM
  • Re:Priority check: censorship. by pb (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @11:59AM
  • Re:The Canadian Race by Zan Thrax (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @12:03PM
  • Re:Fear not! by chandler (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @12:28PM
  • Re:Billy Baldwin says... by otis wildflower (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @12:29PM
  • Re:I'm offended ... by Mugsy2000 (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @12:35PM
  • ABC Censors by airos4 (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @12:41PM
  • I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:40AM
  • by Spud Zeppelin (13403) on Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:40AM (#1251442) Homepage
    Perhaps they should get Celine Dion to sing the Sheila part... she did say she was retiring to "be a mom" right? After all, Sheila's younger son, Ike, is Canadian... so why not a Canadian Sheila singing "Blame Canada" during the Oscars? Especially since Celine Dion played such a significant role in the Terence & Philip TV-Movie "Not Without My Anus".



    This is my opinion and my opinion only. Incidentally, IANAL.
  • Re:What a crock by Zombie_Magick (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:40AM
  • Hey, this is SP we're talking about by xant (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:44AM
  • Message Not Received by mr.nobody (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:44AM
  • Re:What a crock by raibeart (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:45AM
  • Voluntary Cencorship by chandler (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @06:40AM
  • Re:The Canadian Race by DoomHaven (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @12:51PM
  • Re:Voluntary Censorship by Sendy (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @06:46AM
  • by EntropyMechanic (88779) on Wednesday February 23 2000, @12:59PM (#1251455)
    Actually...

    I'll bet you they won't play this song on the radio
    I bet you they won't play this new -BEEP-ing song
    It's not that it's -HONK- or -HONK HONK- controversial
    just that the -KA_CHING-ing words are awfully strong
    You can't say -AHOOGA- on the radio,
    or -SWOOSH- or -SPROING- or -AACK-
    You can't even say, "I'd like to -ZZZIP- you someday"
    unless you're a doctor with a very large -BOING-
    I'll bet you they won't play this song on the radio
    I'll bet you they won't -SCRRRRATCH-ing well programme it
    I'll bet you those -KA-CHING-ing old programme directors
    will think it's a load of horse -SPLAT-

    Pointless comments should always be right
  • Wow! You really didn't get the song/movie did you? by Danse (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @01:04PM
  • by Mark F. Komarinski (97174) on Wednesday February 23 2000, @06:48AM (#1251458) Homepage
    As you'll remember, Mary Kay Bergman (who does the voice) died a few months ago. Who will be singing the song? It won't sound the same if she's not singing it.
  • Trey will make it more funny... by Jish (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @01:35PM
  • Re:International incident by Evangelion (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @06:48AM
  • Re:Uhm..who's going to sing? by t0ad (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @01:40PM
  • Re:Link to uncensored lyrics by Philipp (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @01:49PM
  • Re:Voluntary Cencorship by cave76 (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @06:49AM
  • by lar3ry (10905) on Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:50AM (#1251466)
    say, have the song performed as an instrumental during the Oscar show...

    ABC is owned by Disney, who is known for changing movie lyrics. _Arabian Nights_ in Aladdin comes immediately to mind...

    --
  • The Correct URL (Score:3)

    by mosch (204) on Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:51AM (#1251467) Homepage

    The correct URL is http://us.imdb.com/StudioBrief/ 2000/20000222.html#3 [imdb.com].

    Original uncensored lyrics are available at: http://www.beef-cake.com /interactive/lyrics/blulyrics.html [beef-cake.com] for those of you who want to see what all the fuss is aboot.

    What is everybody laughing aboot?


    ----------------------------
  • Here's the start of a re-write... by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:52AM
  • Re:International incident by technos (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:52AM
  • Self-Censorship or Reversioning? by MythoBeast (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:54AM
  • Re:Anne Murray by mindstrm (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @02:00PM
  • Re:Correct URL! by Snaller (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @02:20PM
  • Re:Trey will make it more funny... by Snaller (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @02:33PM
  • BTW.... by vanadium (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @02:57PM
  • Re:Destroying artistic creativity by maxume (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @03:11PM
  • Nasty, Nasty by shepd (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @03:13PM
  • Re:Thank You (NOT)YUP by skelly (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @03:50PM
  • death, doom, destruction by Capt Dan (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:56AM
  • Re:I'm offended ... by gandalf_grey (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:00AM
  • Re:Thank You (NOT) by raflach (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:01AM
  • Re:I'm offended ... by Wawrow (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:02AM
  • um. no by delmoi (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:03AM
  • Re:Voluntary Cencorship? Sure, we can dig it! by cannes (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @03:54PM
  • Re:Trey will make it more funny... by JamesKPolk (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @04:04PM
  • Re:The Far Side by nutsy (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @04:05PM
  • Re:elholes and assbows by SuperCujo (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @04:08PM
  • Re:Thank You by Refrag (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @04:48PM
  • by nyet (19118) on Wednesday February 23 2000, @05:22PM (#1251500) Homepage
    Is it just me, or is there really not much to censor in "Blame Canada" in the first place?
  • Re:Trey will make it more funny... by Windigo The Feral (N (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @06:47PM
  • Re:Uncle Fukkah by AlphaHelix (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:05AM
  • Re:On behalf of Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:07AM
  • Re:WWBBD? by JohnnyCannuk (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:08AM
  • Re:I'm offended ... by ricklow (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:14AM
  • Re:News for Nerds? by Cybersonic (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:15AM
  • or like Sandler's Ode to My Car by ToastyKen (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:15AM
  • Re:News for Nerds? by bnewman2000 (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:17AM
  • by Lemmy Caution (8378) on Wednesday February 23 2000, @10:15AM (#1251513) Homepage
    You know, standards about dirty words on broadcast TV really aren't were I'm willing to make a big stand on censorship. The "South Park" message can and will get out, and Stone and Parker are already very rich. There's nothing to prevent a "director's cut" of South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut being released - in fact, it was their desire to make more money that motivated the initial kowtow to the MPAA. I agree with their general messages: that it is hypocritical to wring hands over sex and bathroom humor while sanctioning large-volume depictions of violence, and that the patronizing "someone think of the children!" attitudes of middle America are maudlin and an evasion of responsiblity. As far as modification as compromise goes, that happened already with the original movie!

    However, there's a much more serious ongoing form of censorship: corporate censorship by litigation. The McLibel suit is the most classic example of this, but the attacks on fan sites, parodies (like Negativland - U2 case), artists sites (like Etoy), and the vicious attacks against DeCSS are a much bigger threat to speech. Since words, images, and ideas are treated as property, and corporate reputation is more important than critical investigation, free speech only exists for those with massive legal budgets or absolutely nothing to lose.

    I know that I'm preaching to the choir here, but I'd like to know if it would be possible to see federal legislation that penalized SLAPP cases(with extreme prejudice!) and even provided a legal warchest (funded by those who were found guilty of SLAPPs) for those who are accused; I'd like to see it in the context of legislation which removed the 'defend it or lose it' trademark restriction, while affirming the 'first come/first serve' sector-agnostic approach to domain names, and expanding 'fair use' of copyrighted images and texts to more increase protection for fan sites and parodies.

  • The Far Side by RatBastard (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @10:19AM
  • Canadians have nothing.... by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:22AM
  • Re:Voluntary Cencorship? Sure, we can dig it! by cannes (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @10:21AM
  • Live Performance, yeah! by Greyfox (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @10:24AM
  • Re:Voluntary Cencorship? Sure, we can dig it! by rifter (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @10:31AM
  • Re:We all know what will happen.. by Greyfox (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @10:31AM
  • Re:GOOD! by gvonk (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @07:34PM
  • Re:The Canadian Race by Zan Thrax (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @07:38PM
  • Re:Geez, they say "fuck" once. by Rothfuss (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:41PM
  • Orgazmo by Scott Wood (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:41PM
  • Re:Uncle Fukkah by Electric Angst (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:21PM
  • the lord speaketh by Jesus Christ (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @11:05PM
  • Re:On behalf of Slashdot... by punkass (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @11:11PM
  • "Censorship" (Germany, US, Singapore) by Rowlff (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @11:33PM
  • Re:"Censorship" (Germany, US, Singapore) by JamesKPolk (Score:2) Thursday February 24 2000, @12:23AM
  • Why is slashdot so slow? by Maurice (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:22AM
  • Re:Fear not! by dazedNconfuzed (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:23AM
  • Scat circles? by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:33AM
  • Re:Oops by fsck (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:37AM
  • Re:News for Nerds? by geekoid (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:39AM
  • Re:Self-censorship or Comedy Opportunity? by Steve Burnap (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:40AM
  • Just tell Cartman... by cfish (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @10:31AM
  • Re:News for Nerds? by geekoid (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:42AM
  • Why perform the nominated songs? by Goldberg's Pants (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:45AM
  • Re:Voluntary Cencorship? Sure, we can dig it! by Amazing Proton Boy (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @10:33AM
  • Oh, Canada! by ChristTrekker (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @10:33AM
  • Re:Uncle Fukkah by AndyL (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:46AM
  • Re:Destroying artistic creativity by maxume (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @10:37AM
  • Re:Destroying artistic creativity by Signal 11 (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @10:46AM
  • Censorship? (Score:5)

    by Delta-9 (19355) <<moc.liamg> <ta> <9atled>> on Wednesday February 23 2000, @06:50AM (#1251552)

    Screw censorship -- what would Brian Boitano do?

  • What a crock (Score:5)

    by Erik Fish (106896) on Wednesday February 23 2000, @06:50AM (#1251553) Journal

    Oh sure, the story SAYS it's ABC's fault but I blame those touchy canadians!

    It seems a shame to mess with the song. If I were Trey I'd just make liberal use of the "bleep" -- in fact I'd bleep out every other bleeping word weather it needs to be or not -- just to make a point.

    Censorship is obscenity.

  • Here you go...uncensored lyrics by NYC (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @06:56AM
  • Re:"Censorship" (Germany, US, Singapore) by Rowlff (Score:1) Thursday February 24 2000, @12:57AM
  • What are they taking out? by AndyL (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @06:57AM
  • by John Fulmer (5840) on Wednesday February 23 2000, @06:57AM (#1251558)
    Funny you should say this:

    I saw an interview with Issac Hayes (who is 'Chef' on South Park) some time ago, about when he was writing that classic, tender love song, 'The Theme From Shaft'.

    At some point, one of the lyrics was:

    "You know that Shaft is one bad mother-!@#$%^!#.."

    He wrote this down and KNEW that there would be no way to get it past the 60's-era censors or the studio. So, he censored himself and created one of the best musical cliches of all time:

    "You know that Shaft is one bad mother-...."

    "Shut your mouth!"

    "But I'm talking about Shaft!"

    "We can dig it..."

    Sometimes censorship is good! :)
  • Oops by NYC (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @07:06AM
  • Re:Destroying artistic creativity by GregWebb (Score:2) Thursday February 24 2000, @03:29AM
  • Re:Scat circles? by JohnnyCannuk (Score:1) Thursday February 24 2000, @03:36AM
  • Link to uncensored lyrics by NYC (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @07:12AM
  • Re:Priority check: censorship. by mengmeng (Score:1) Thursday February 24 2000, @04:17AM
  • Odd mods.. by Doppleganger (Score:2) Thursday February 24 2000, @04:42AM
  • Re:Scat circles? by Eccles (Score:1) Thursday February 24 2000, @04:52AM
  • The Canadian Race (Score:5)

    by DoomHaven (70347) <.moc.liamtoh. .ta. .nevaHmooD.> on Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:47AM (#1251570)
    We Canadians *are* a race; Nietsche's(sp?) race of supermen! Due the harsh living of -40 degree temperatures (during summer, no less!), the constant danger presented from high-velocity low flying hockey pucks, and the only companionship coming from frisky polar bears, Canadians have evolved far beyond anything you Americans hosers will *ever* approach. We are a *higher* life: homo superior canadiana.

    But seriously, I am Canadian nationalist, loved the song, think it's great for the crew at South Park to be recognized at this level. I haven't heard any bad Canadian backlash because of the song. All my Canadian friends *love* it, none are insulted by it; in fact, most were saying, "Hey, hoser, South Park's even got a song aboot us, eh?" (this is coming from people in a country that has a national apolelxy everytime Canada is refered to on the American media we watch on our bootleg mini-dishes, hooked to the top of the igloo).
  • Re:Link to uncensored lyrics by Anomalous Canard (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:49AM
  • Anne Murray (Score:3)

    by Baron Fundi (22034) on Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:50AM (#1251573)
    The papers here in Canada thought this was oh so terrible, especially since the song referred to Anne Murray as a bitch.

    So a reporter called her up to see what she thought. She thought the song was hilarious.

    I guess they were upset that SHE wasn't upset...

  • Re:News for Nerds? by syntax (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:51AM
  • Re:Voluntary Cencorship? Sure, we can dig it! by BrerBear (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:54AM
  • Re:Destroying artistic creativity by arthurs_sidekick (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:55AM
  • by Plasmic (26063) on Wednesday February 23 2000, @09:59AM (#1251581) Homepage
    shut your fucking mouth, uncle fucker.

    Far be it from me to throw meat to the trolls, but this comment should be 'Score: 5, Funny'; It expreses in only 6 words what every other post on this thread attempts to convey to us, the Slashdot readers: censorship sucks.

    The Oscars are telling Trey to shut his fucking mouth and he shouldn't. He shouldn't be the uncle fucker that's within all of us. He must leverage his market space in the entertainment industry to further the censorship campaign by embarking on a new journey toward a greater good for the common folk: the uncle fucker.

    DON'T SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, UNCLE FUCKER.
  • Re:The Canadian Race by Zan Thrax (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @10:00AM
  • Re:Hey, this is SP we're talking about by AntiNorm (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @11:04AM
  • Re:Thank You (NOT) by raflach (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @11:05AM
  • how did she die? by rifter (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @11:07AM
  • What exactly is being censored here? by ahassel (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @11:15AM
  • On behalf of Slashdot... by Doppleganger (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @07:18AM
  • Re:...and I quote: by TheTomcat (Score:2) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:16AM
  • I'm offended ... by UnknownSoldier (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:16AM
  • Fear not! by dazedNconfuzed (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:23AM
  • by Signal 11 (7608) on Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:24AM (#1251596)
    Censor it and it dies. The reason South Park is popular is because it pokes fun at the people who want to censor and control modern media. SP is a slap in the face for the so-called "christian coalition", political correctness, and the general stupidity and holy war activism going on down in DC and around the country.

    Modify it and you effectively kill it AND compromise your position. Don't do it.

  • Uncle Fukkah by AlphaHelix (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:28AM
  • Re:Uncle Fukkah by tinyuan (Score:1) Thursday February 24 2000, @06:52AM
  • does anyone know where to get the lyrics to this? by F8336 (Score:1) Thursday February 24 2000, @09:59AM
  • Re:Thank You (NOT) by ukyoCE (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @11:22AM
  • Thanks by Snaller (Score:1) Monday February 28 2000, @05:07PM
  • Nope by NYC (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @11:39AM
  • Stupid Canadian Geese by beavbut21 (Score:1) Tuesday March 07 2000, @12:00PM
  • by nellardo (68657) on Wednesday February 23 2000, @11:42AM (#1251613) Homepage Journal
    Well, Billy Baldwin is sitting in my office, and he saw this story and says:
    Bullshit! We don't have to "blame Canada" for how uptight and politically correct this country has become. Oh no, we need not look nearly that far. All you have to do is check out Standards and Practices and those yahoo executives at ABC. To hell with censorship! Besides, if we didn't have Canada to smack around, we'd have to watch the media turn Rick Rockwell into their next prison bitch. Even if it meant my family's survival, they shouldn't change a damn thing.
    You heard it here, /.'ers. And no, this isn't a joke - he really is sitting in my office.

  • Re:The Canadian Race by DoomHaven (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @11:46AM
  • Thank You by skelly (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:31AM
  • Re:What a crock by Tomahawk (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:34AM
  • by Megane (129182) on Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:34AM (#1251617)
    Williams quoted Lili Fini Zanuck who is co-producing the telecast with her husband, Richard, as saying that Parker "will come up with some funny solutions to his own problems

    See, the thing is, foul language is not funny in and of itself, only when it has shock value, and that tends to wear out quickly. The comedy comes in making the audience come up with the foul language in their heads on their own.

    In fact, that's one problem I had with the movie (the other being I generally don't like musicals)... I like how they bleep out The F-Word on the TV series, and don't bleep out much else, because it makes it more funny when you notice how much else doesn't get bleeped!

    Another example: The second Austin Powers movie had the montages where they cut off the last word of a sentence where it would have been profanity, then cut to the start of another sentence with the same or a similar sounding word. Again, it's not the profanity that's funny, it's how it's covered up.
  • Fight the Power by Hangtime (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:36AM
  • Re:WWBBD? by JohnnyCannuk (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:37AM
  • Correct URL (Score:5)

    by Krellis (19116) <(gro.sillerk) (ta) (todhsals)> on Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:37AM (#1251620) Homepage

    The correct URL for the story in question would be here [imdb.com]. The URL in the story goes to today's news, and this was in yesterday's. And if you really don't feel like clicking on the link:

    http://us.imdb.com/StudioBrief/2000/20000222.htm l#3

    Enjoy.



    ---
    Tim Wilde
    Gimme 42 daemons!
  • Re:Fear not! by chandler (Score:1) Wednesday February 23 2000, @08:38AM
  • 60 replies beneath your current threshold.
(1) | 2