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Comment Re:Followed by: (Score 2, Insightful) 162

You're right ... I mean the fact that this is just like every other flood thats happened in that area since before the Mississippi had a name is meaningless ... its climate change ... not just normal weather ... right?!

No.

Its not a reasonable statement since there is exactly 0 evidence to support the claim. Its pure speculation based on some valid theories. Thats like concluding that I broke my arm because I fell off a bike , which is a perfectly valid theory ... until you add in the fact that I'm at a ski resort and have never ridden a bike in my life ... but hey, its reasonable to assume it was a bike.

Bill Nye is another loud mouth douche who thinks because he speaks people care. Some do, but most people with common sense stopped listening to him shortly after they grew the fuck up.

Comment Re:"Facebook is testing committing corporate suici (Score 2) 133

No, this is just another social study done by Facebook. They're one damn clever bunch!

Of course they know that everyone and their dog hates blaring ads. They're not stupid. But they want to know just how much bullshit their users will put up with. And it's easy to determine simply by looking at the amount of ad blocking going on in their user base. They can slowly crank the annoyance meter up and watch the ad blocking rise. That's marketing research you can take right to the bank!

Comment Re:Testing (Score 1) 133

No, I'm not likely going to click an ad so it can blare at me and show me shit I ain't interested in. That's exactly the problem with ads.

If you think the music industry is stuck in the buggy whip times, you haven't seen nothing yet before taking a look at the advertising industry. They are really stuck in the "push" technologies that newspapers and (more even) TV offered them: We put it there and they have to consume it 'cause they have no choice. We interrupt your program for our messages and they have to sit there and watch them.

And they STILL try the same shit on the internet, a medium that by its very definition is anything but "push". Not only is it bidirectional, offering the great opportunity of interactivity in advertising, it is also trivial for the ad target to ignore, circumvent or outright deny the ad. Of course the old "you get it whether you like it or not" approach is doomed to fail in such an environment.

They have to "earn" those eyeballs. I know, an outlandish concept to an industry used to having an audience they can abuse as they please since they cannot avoid it, but this audience found a way to avoid you, and they hate you like the plague. Ads are about as popular as athlete's foot or a hernia. Hell, we have people who can't be assed to clean their computer of trojans that make them close 20 windows at start up, who don't get bothered by their computer running like molasses 'cause a dozen viruses hook into every keystroke and they don't care that their browser window has the size of a postal stamp due to a hundred browser bars competing for the screen real estate, but you, advertisers, managed to get them to install an ad blocker!

Can you imagine just how much ads have to piss someone like THIS off to act on it?

Your ads, if you want to stay relevant, have to offer people something they WANT. Include a flash game, it needn't be anything sophisticated or new, just make it funny and entertaining. Make your product the powerup in a Mario clone or let people shoot aliens trying to steal it and collect it when they drop it. Hell, if you feel like it, add some stupid prize like a monthly drawing of a month's supply of whatever you're hawking, so people actually play your game and give you their mail address.

For fuck's sake, make your ads entertaining! Nobody wants to hear how clean your sheets get with Tide and how much we should Gain. We've heard that. To the point where we'd rather go back to our childhood to sit through a church sermon because even THAT is less repetitive!

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