Woman on a beach to Michael Jackson: "Can you move? You're in my son."
After Michael Jackson paid $15 million in hush money to a dentists' son: "$15 million for filling ONE cavity?"
Movies that never got made: "Michael Jackson in "Home Alone 4 - Think of the Children!"
The real cause of Michael Jackson's death: Food poisoning from eating a 9-year-old weiner.
Peter was recently suspended from his duties in heaven after Michael Jackson tried to get in. A spokesman for God said "It wasn't so much that Peter's first reaction was 'WTF???', but that he then told Mr. Jackson 'Sorry, white-faced monkeys have to go to the animal heaven'". God then proceeded to hold Mr. Jackson over the edge of a cloud for everyone to see
#1 in a list of documentaries we don't want to see: "Michael Jackson Unmasked!"
Diana Ross quote: "No, I will NOT channel Michael Jackson!"
California Governator Schwartzenegger wants Michael Jackson to be buried in Detroit: "Particularly the nose. We have enough toxic waste already."
After sneezing, Michael Jackson has to wipe his nose - then re-insert it.
Dogs were banned from Neverland after one of them buried Michael Jackson's nose.
Q. What's black and noisy and cute?
A. Michael Jackson with the Jackson 5
Q. What's white and noisy and scary-ugly?
A. Michael Jackson as a parent.
Q. What's blue and quiet?
A. Michael Jackson today.
Q. What's green and sings all of Michael Jackson's hits backwards?
A. Michael Jackson decomposing!