No mod points, but I'm seconding this. For once I'm chiming in. Thanks, bloodhawk.

Hell, man! You need to read it anyways, not just for a meme. Classic.

If the dialogue, action and silliness is as kick-ass as that teaser (and it should be), this is going to be fun!

I've been taking aspirin after a couple of strokes about 10 years ago. In the last 3 years, compounded with a deviated septum, I've been having increasingly critical nose bleeds. Impacts my life in every way possible. After 3 ENTs told me, "You're SOL. Can't do anything for you", I stopped the thinners 3 months ago. No more bleeds. I can work out again. I can walk on the street without my nose exploding. Eat in a restaurant. Have a beer with a friend in public. I can't tell you what a difference it makes. My doctor? She dismissed me as a patient for not following her treatment recommendations.

You can call yourself the Right Hand of All the Forgotten Gods for all I care. You ceased being relevant after all the shit you've pulled finally came to light publicly. Now you're just a cautionary tale, and a distraction. In fact, I regret the time I wasted writing this.

Oh well... 90 seconds I'll never get back. And never miss.

From the quotes in the article, the idiots at Facebook can't even argue convincingly. (BTW: Facebook's ad revenue? 98% of their profits.)

TL;DR: You're cutting our purse strings! We can't make any money otherwise! Stop that!

Man-buns and fauxhawks will be out. Only the forgotten gods know what they'll come up with by then.

Come on. I knew before I tried it that the results would be abysmal. Any moron can do better with a mouse and Gimp. Why would you bother posting such a story, with such ambivalent, destructive results to the processing of the image? I'm sure there are idiots out there that would use it. Darwinism wins again.

I used to sell computer systems.

I actually took that call.

That's fucked up. I like it!

"Scheduled restarts."

What's the problem? I've never run into it. And I hated the idea of moving to Windows 10.

All right, someone mod this up, please! Just right. Although, most people do suck... lol.

...for the inevitable third-party plug-ins that'll disable all of these new policy disables (if that makes sense). Just like all of the telemetry shit they brought out initially. Thank the gods for ethical hackers.

Non-story? Bullshit! I'm a freelance composer myself. If Apple uploaded files from my computer (forget about deleting them!), and tried to resell them to me -- and to others! -- I'd sue their asses into the twenty-second century! Man, I'm usually pretty restrained and laid-back in my posts, but this really pisses me off. I hope someone out there is following up with a lawsuit if this happened to them.

Ah... anonymous, yes. Cowardly? Yo mama!

Seriously... my facebook avatar is the standard anonymous user... with a goatee added for "veracity". I won't even go into details about the crap I've had to put up with from LinkedIn about the fact that my photograph isn't a real one. They've deleted it so many times it's a chore re-upping it in and of itself, but worth it.