There is a drug test gate before Michael can go into the heaven. Drug-sniffing dogs are barking loudly at Michael...
Officer: Do you bring any drugs Mike?
... Officer did body search and found nothing
Officer: Open your clothes
(Michael strips, but dogs keep on barking)
... Officer looking at Michael in disbelief why dogs keep barking on him
Michael: Ok ok, i'll let you open my stomach... but please leave some Xanax and Demerol in...