Unfortunately, we do have to. I have to this morning.

This is a story about AP. They haven't been top notch in years, if ever. Their stories are purely surface-level. They're an important part of the picture, but certainly not top notch.

No, it wouldn't, and that's why. We started using glass on phones for a reason, and that reason is that it works better.

Surely she's overjoyed by a line of nonfunctional pixels and your objection is logical.

No, wait, scratch that. That's all 100% wrong, and you're going nutso.

Are you sure that's what you want? It's become clear that they will in fact send the Marines.

It runs MacOS and it's pretty fast, unlike any netbook ever.

Yeah it's got gimped specs but they will be fine for most users, unlike netbooks.

[learn to internet]

Everyone who cares about this already knows this

You don't actually care

So fuck off

Right, that's why my karma is maxed and you have to post anonymously because it actually makes your posts more visible.

Bison don't produce as much methane as cows

OK bot. There isn't even a "you".

Due to this news, I suggest we refer to it from here on out as "fauxpilot".

Uranium is not a nuclear weapon. HTH, though I know it won't.

Netanyahu, is that you? Was this lie about nukes they never had promised to you 3,000 years ago?

I admit that it's not intelligent to continue to waste time talking to someone like you, who thinks you can't do things I've done because you have no practical experience.

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Keep going, this is precious