The dog ate it! HONEST!

4 time zones won't be enough for that!

It sounds like Microsoft has a bad case of micropenis.

Has anyone tried that one yet?

But not the age of the kids that find them in the woods, under the bed, or hidden in the garage.

Not content to merely steal the wonder of the night sky, now someone wants to steal night itself.

It's not a matter of being for vs. against solving that, it's a matter of not believing the problem has an adequate technical solution vs. believing in unicorns.

Why not pass a law that if a printed magazine has reason to believe the person looking at it is a child, it should refuse to open?

So publishers note that bound and printed paper has no ability to believe anything and just print the magazine as usual.

The problem is, rather than consulting with experts to see what might be possible and practical, they're trying to handwave a solution into being.

What sort of API are they hoping for? Should I add a DOB env variable to .bashrc? If it's not there, assume adult? Should the variable contain a base64 representation of time_t? YYYYMMDD?

Why would my app ever have clear and convincing evidence of anything? It's not an AI, you click the button, it does the thing the button is for.

Just think, those people who protest tritium exit signs don't think twice about ripping scotch tape fast.

If they have time to micro-manage, they have time to do something more productive like scrub the toilets.

I imagine 2001 just so you know they mean it.

Or knows that when you're getting nearly free beans in cargo container sized loads, sooner or later a bill will arrive and it'll be eye watering.

/dev/null is the fastest! and using it can actually free up system resources!

But MongoDB is webSCALE

The cobbler's son has no shoes.

Or he weighed 7 lbs at birth back in December and he is now 10 weeks old.