You mean Trans-Neptunian? I know this rock is past Neptune, but that seems a stretch.

This is all the fault of Capitalism.

Well, then you know the satellite isn't big enough to be a planet. But you're probably LYING! Probably didn't even graduate high shcool. You just spend all day in your mom's basement, jacking off in her underwear.

I will make you eat your FACE! MOON!

You ass!

No. Moon!

Nope, planet.

Go back to Iran!

No sharia law in USA!

End Gaza Genocide!

I hate everything!

And you!

Shoes are for FEET not for EAT

Not so smart that you know how to use an apostophe.

Uh, no. Since it's larger than anything we could call a planet, we can't call its satellites moons. I don't know what we call them, but it isn't that. And I have 8 PhDs in astrogenius and smartonomics, so I know.

I'm not an idiot, I'm smarter than you and know what I'm talking about. Since this is smaller than anything we would classify as a star, any natural satellite it has can be correctly called a moon.

Just another woke idiot trying to start a stupid argument. SAD!

That just means it isn't a moon! I don't care what you call it you fucking nazi, just don't call it a moon.