Comment Re:Don't know about Australia (Score 2) 65
You can tell this one spent his childhood expanding his spider collection.
Kids in suburbs "socialize" with great enthusiasm. They are constantly at one another's houses, or borrowing mom's crossover to go somewhere with their friends. Before they can drive, mom is wrecking the planet driving her progeny all over creation for every kind of sportsball you've ever heard of, and a number you haven't. The parents all have each others phones because they're constantly trying to figure out which friend their kid has absconded with, or which one gave them the pot they got caught with. Phone storage is permanently at 100% capacity because they're filled with stupid videos of their friends.
Honestly guy, the more you say here, the more painfully obvious it is that you have lived a sad, lonely life.