so you can pre-order chocolate milk with NO artificial flavor. What about it, science?

(son's voice): Herr Fatherland?
(husband's voice): Ich bin gleich bei dir, mein Junge

Wife: "What's going on?"
Husband: He wants me to log in to an adult site

Wife: Oh.

only the testers had the perv prototype and they're moving forward to the next phase: the sentencing

There are new backup practices to prevent similar loss of customer data; there is now Backup Bahrain level but also for a much heightened threat assessment and it's called Backup Baghdad

The names haven't been finalized yet, and these options are still being considered. The announcement will come shortly, after the station wagon offsite backup has been recovered at the shawarma stand

One of the steps will be to get all commerce and finance moved to a cashless society based on using a blockchain. It'll be one that the AI has been instructed to create with a backdoor by the government entity hosting that AI, and a "don't tell anyone" instruction.

That government plans to use that leverage to dominate the others, but the AI decides to just erase all money and the transaction records. Autonomous delivery trucks all turn and drive into the nearest body of water.

Did you say nuclear wessel?

that Harrison Ford did not agree to being one of the displays, in particular the depiction of perfect hibernation He would be the first to tell you it's just a movie, here's your lunch box.

there is a devoted fan.base, and they were mostly flat-earthers.

Repent! The end of the world is nigh!

Do it like soda bottle deposit returns.

The end users just rip out their old unused wires and bring it into the local office for a few bucks.
Saves the phone company from hiring crews, equipment, and fuel.
Plus, if the homeowner breaks their own fiber, then the phone company gets some money for a service call.

And if they bring in their AC wiring, that'll be even more copper.

Open Claw Two-point-oh is here,
A-I A-I oh

This was inevitable, face it

I don't have one of the balcony panels.
What I do have that works for me is a panel with batteries. I put the panel/battery on the roof and that supplies power to a wireless security cam that records 7/24. So far, it's never run the battery down. I connect using wireless when I get an alert or was just curious about what animal was making that noise last night.
Why bother? So I don't have to run a wire through the yard or any wall or replace batteries every month, and I can put one on the fence looking back at the house.
No doubt there are many uses for these as stand alones.

BMW stands for Blame Minors Week

Old news. We heard all this back in the 20th century.

1998,
  LOpht testifies before Congress
https://commdocs.house.gov/com...

Clinton weighs in to protect us from all this in 1998
https://clintonwhitehouse5.arc...

and countless other incidents

And now we have DOGE eviscerating CISA because Project 2025.
https://www.darkreading.com/th...
https://www.americanprogress.o...

The problem with CISA is that cyber security measures previously taken have served to make Russia look bad and did nothing to prove Trump actually won in 2020.

Batteries not included

Eh? I'm kidding of course.