What a bunch of POS psychopaths.
I have some bonds maturing, and I'll definitely put the proceeds into MSFT and LPL.

1. The refrigerator door pull

The first set is to check if you still have iced coffee. The second set is to check if there is enough to make soft tacos.

2.Coffee wrist curls
Repeat enough until there is no more coffee. Unless you ordered the treinta from Starbucks

No, it is not the app to open when you have been stood up on a date.

I'm not saying it could be useful. But I haven't tried other dating apps, so there is that.

Chances are, those full-time jobs would effectively quash their food stamps and medicaid because some places have a clause where those benefits go once you exceed 40 hours or so.

But gig shifts will let you maintain SNAP or EBT, and medicaid. The employer won't have to set aside some budget for benefits they offer regular employees for these "temp" workers

The Race to the Bottom continues

...after all the bots were done high-fiving each other

You make it sound like excessive card perks is a thing.

But if Family guy has nothing on it, I'd give it a hard pass

They're the white glove treatment, not harsh pedestrian vinyl. "This way, sir"

*Thud*
"Did you hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I think we hit something"
"Get out"
"I'm serious"
"Me too-I meant, get out and check"
"You're asking me--"
" -- to suit up, and get out there, and check"

I'll take ho

Don't forget the signature Tagalog slang for cigarettes yosi and gumjoosy juicy fruit =] , just enough to blend in at the airport

You know, hire an outside party to come in and take a close look at what each individual employee is contributing, tenure, red staplers, and then hear out each individual's commentary on how many bosses get to visit him regarding the cover page of something called TPS Reports

Also a summary of one's typical day at the office would apply, etc

Like say COBOL. This ages me about 30 years, give or take

CD microfiber disc cleaning kit, with TSA permitted plastic spray, isopropyl alcohol, blank labels, what's this?

256 GB USB free with fill up form at the center? I'm so there, dude

Oh, my bad -- repo, not retro

I am visiting my parents

What political leaders are doing is begging people to share better, and that's democracy
What the feds are doing is written in the large users' contracts, so it isn't communism, it's the market..

Large customers such as manufacturers often have contracts in which they agree to cut usage or power down when told to by their power provider under certain conditions. Among the conditions is FERC declaring an emergency. The manufacturer gets a large discount under normal operating conditions.
Often those plants have their own generators so they don't actually have to shut down, but those generators cost much more per kWH to run than what the utility charges under normal contract conditions. But when spot prices hit $2,000 a MWH, putting your workers on treadmills sounds like a good deal. (It's not)

Some utilities have agreements with homwowners in which a device is placed on their AC units that allow the utility to cut power to the AC during times of stess. The contracts I'm familiar with have some sort of time limits on how long each cutoff lasts, but still, that's the market speaking.