I think you're referring to "attention span"

A guy that bears an uncanny resemblance and always begins his sentences with you may remember me is proposing some type of monorail over the Strait of Hom- er Hormuz, that's right.

Those people who are allergic to wifi are being targeted this time. Don't book a flight on the next shuttle -- they're adding more Starlink satellites in the cargo bay. And that passenger next to you insists on making a phone call as you're taxiing down the runway...

All because you parked in his handicap spot.

He got off with a very light sentence. Kelvin Evans has lengthy criminal record, near two dozen arrests with a half dozen trips to jail.
And he was on parole when he stole Beyonce's stuff.

My belief is that Beyonce didn't want the hassel of being involved with a trial and giving depositions and so on, so her lawyers were looking to just be rid of him and let the prosecution know that.

Kelvin Evans has lengthy criminal record, near two dozen arrests and was on parole when he stole Beyonce's stuff.

Please treat the state bird of Florida with some respect. When the wingspan casts a shadow on your house, it is hungry, and will feed. By the way, where is your dog - is he outside?

Dumb kids is one thing

( Pause)

Dumb adults is another

Did he just call us "dumb"? Oh, the kids...

...April...One year ago

I think April Fools was ten days ago. Dear eds, your AI is sleeping.

All entries are stationary at St. Hormuz

St. Hormuz? WTF is that?!

But if one ever decides to be a ShaoLin monk, we must tell it that one of the requirements is it must be blind first. And remember the first rule: Go North, and seek out your master. He likes knock-knock jokes at the border.

So they want to place boxes full of ddr5 ram in people's back yards thinking they'll still be there tomorrow morning.

Everybody hates me

"That's a good start."

It might as well be called Dead C

This isn't the Kernighan and Ritchie we're looking for; move along