Just don't wink at all when you describe someone as "reputable leaker"

But why do these medieval castles almosy always have a chandelier next to the staircase?

Pilates was still on his to-do list for the week

Well, two out of three aint bad.

Methinks your sentence has two letters extra

Your user data

Isn't there a rule of threes?

Let's see...Stargate, Mars Maven, imaginary girlfriend...That's it.

That's great. Oh, excuse me kids, that Stargate series is over there in the adult DVD section, behind the brown curtain. Where's your father?

The battery dimensions are in millimeters. You can print out the user guide on standard A4 paper. Nothing personal.

Just say No hablo el lenguaje de conquistadores

So you picked a four-letter word instead

What could go wrong

We'll have them fight the Cardassians. No, not those Kardashians.

When knocking on your door will suffice.

Apple-Google-iNvidia(sic)

Move along.

Whatever

YMMV on this one, foo as he attempted to finish the post with his remaining hand.