As in, before the dreaded Doomscroll?

That was page 1, to unfold it, first you get out of the car.

And if the comma key is broken on your clicky mechanical keyboard, there's always the Tab key. We survived the 20th century with PCs that had 64M ram. And wired connections.

The low sodium battery was being prepared in someone's garage.

It failed QA
Now the real world test, and it happened twice.

The company should drop the L from their name

when it's our own junk

q. Do you know what this means?
a. There will be an awful lot of black phones?

Who put this out as trails? Wasn't it supposed to be trials? I'm telling you, our autocorrect better get out of beta STAT

The movies will feature the Taken trilogy and transition smoothly to martial arts chop socky Tekken over the Pacific leg, instead of the entire John Wick film series or lazy programming like the security feed at Heathrow - air marshalls get on high alert when a passenger suddenly stands up and yells You basta** at the screen

Not DUI but DCI - driving for the cellphone impaired but I recently became semi-retired, which means my blinkers will be set to always on until such time that it can take verbal commands e.g. switch blinker off, dammit Siri!

When is the next one?

I'm about to head to the store and get some a) decaf b) dog food c) unleaded fuel for my brake lights (there was a video on YT but the title didn't really point out no scientific data e.g. brain fart, blonde moment, flat earther, wi-fi allergy etc)

1. The refrigerator door pull

The first set is to check if you still have iced coffee. The second set is to check if there is enough to make soft tacos.

2.Coffee wrist curls
Repeat enough until there is no more coffee. Unless you ordered the treinta from Starbucks

No, it is not the app to open when you have been stood up on a date.

I'm not saying it could be useful. But I haven't tried other dating apps, so there is that.

Chances are, those full-time jobs would effectively quash their food stamps and medicaid because some places have a clause where those benefits go once you exceed 40 hours or so.

But gig shifts will let you maintain SNAP or EBT, and medicaid. The employer won't have to set aside some budget for benefits they offer regular employees for these "temp" workers

The Race to the Bottom continues