Gee, I'm a tree!

We have Arctica, not just Aunt Arctica

Go and ogle at my info, why don't you

Actually, nine words

You forgot #7...Profit!

How's that for uncensored content?

We've got plenty of toothpaste around these parts

Well, he bought an Escalade and a split level, do those count? Because he ditched China...

But to make your code stand out above the rest -- or should I say, under everybody's shoe -- won't be worth bragging points at the bar

...but my phone's ringing; it could be important

Has chatGPT ever looked at others of its own kind, before swinging over to check out carbon-based units? Don't they have a Craigslist of some kind?

Voice commands aren't here yet, right, Siri?

Siri: Go and ask that b--h, Alexa-whats-her-face to do your bidding
"Geez, Siri, tell me how you really feel"

They just couldn't print out the names, because they were struggling with the challenge of printing out the Chinese characters. Hey, cut them some slack; /. could print those names out, but it's got its own Unicode challenge to deal with.

Out of the millions being tried and tested was the reject whose only defect was that it didn't like Mondays.

We're about a hundred comments in and nobody --as in not a single soul--has mentioned a rocket launcher.

There are people stuck in far worse situations.

You're not them.

You can choose what to do next.