Whatever

YMMV on this one, foo as he attempted to finish the post with his remaining hand.

What boss? The holodeck in your mom's basement hasn't been delivered yet.

I can't believe you're actually getting all this, and stepped back, and said, What's wrong with this picture?

I think you're referring to "attention span"

A guy that bears an uncanny resemblance and always begins his sentences with you may remember me is proposing some type of monorail over the Strait of Hom- er Hormuz, that's right.

Those people who are allergic to wifi are being targeted this time. Don't book a flight on the next shuttle -- they're adding more Starlink satellites in the cargo bay. And that passenger next to you insists on making a phone call as you're taxiing down the runway...

All because you parked in his handicap spot.

Please treat the state bird of Florida with some respect. When the wingspan casts a shadow on your house, it is hungry, and will feed. By the way, where is your dog - is he outside?

Dumb kids is one thing

( Pause)

Dumb adults is another

Did he just call us "dumb"? Oh, the kids...

...April...One year ago

I think April Fools was ten days ago. Dear eds, your AI is sleeping.

All entries are stationary at St. Hormuz

St. Hormuz? WTF is that?!

But if one ever decides to be a ShaoLin monk, we must tell it that one of the requirements is it must be blind first. And remember the first rule: Go North, and seek out your master. He likes knock-knock jokes at the border.

Everybody hates me

"That's a good start."

It might as well be called Dead C