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Comment it's pronounced Fow-koos (Score 1) 102

by Provocateur on Thursday January 29, 2026 @05:07PM (#65957660) Attached to: Microsoft Admits Windows 11 Has a Trust Problem, Promises To Focus on Fixes in 2026

Focus,man

Comment Stallman? (Score 1) 13

by Provocateur on Thursday January 29, 2026 @08:45AM (#65956388) Attached to: FBI Seizes RAMP Cybercrime Forum Used By Ransomware Gangs

Taking the guy's name is a new level of mean with a gazillion names out there, Dolittle, Mixalot, etc. they had to choose that one. "You think you're better than us?"

Comment things we won't be hearing for a while (Score 1) 7

by Provocateur on Tuesday January 27, 2026 @10:17PM (#65953790) Attached to: Scientists Launch AI DinoTracker App That Identifies Dinosaur Footprints

Now why would it be headed for Los Angeles? That place is teeming with ICE agents!

Comment No the catalog is NOT for reordering parts (Score 1) 7

by Provocateur on Saturday January 24, 2026 @07:43AM (#65946392) Attached to: Study Shows How Earthquake Monitors Can Track Space Junk Through Sonic Booms

Just because there's a catalog of debris made in China doesn't make us AliBaba What shipping costs? If it lands on your house, there's no charge...Wait a minute, how did you get this number??

Comment Re: This is correct (Score 1) 136

by Provocateur on Tuesday January 20, 2026 @10:49AM (#65937172) Attached to: Dumbphone Owners Have Lost Their Minds

And the 3.5 mm audio port

Comment Dumb phone != land line? (Score 1) 136

by Provocateur on Tuesday January 20, 2026 @07:15AM (#65936716) Attached to: Dumbphone Owners Have Lost Their Minds

Or I'm the odd man out...

Comment Re: "Nearly possible to maintain"...? (Score 1) 136

by Provocateur on Tuesday January 20, 2026 @07:08AM (#65936708) Attached to: Dumbphone Owners Have Lost Their Minds

Found my twin ;-)

Comment Re: It's pretty funny (Score 1) 136

by Provocateur on Tuesday January 20, 2026 @07:02AM (#65936704) Attached to: Dumbphone Owners Have Lost Their Minds

Isn't it gov't with a T for...naah

Comment Re: Except smart phone owners have lost their mind (Score 1) 136

by Provocateur on Tuesday January 20, 2026 @06:56AM (#65936696) Attached to: Dumbphone Owners Have Lost Their Minds

Oh, you read it, my bad. I recycle it

Comment All I need is one shot (Score 2) 62

by Provocateur on Saturday January 17, 2026 @03:32PM (#65931748) Attached to: NASA Livestreams the Rocket That Will Carry Four Astronauts Around the Moon

Has anybody have any idea what the speedometer looks like, you know redline at 2mph ?

Comment "Hmmm, this is way more unusual" (Score 1) 27

by Provocateur on Wednesday January 14, 2026 @08:24AM (#65923452) Attached to: Never-Before-Seen Linux Malware Is 'Far More Advanced Than Typical'

It voids your manufacturers warranty in only 48 states.

Comment Re: "Building the FedEx to get us there"? (Score 1) 48

by Provocateur on Tuesday January 13, 2026 @08:03AM (#65920426) Attached to: You Can Now Reserve a Hotel Room On the Moon For $250,000

If the guy ever hires that dude that built all his custom furniture from FedEx boxes, then they'll start looking at interplanetary shipments with a keen eye

Comment it was at this moment,he knew he f'd up (Score 1) 205

by Provocateur on Sunday January 04, 2026 @07:07AM (#65900811) Attached to: The US Invaded Venezuela and Captured Nicolás Maduro - But ChatGPT and Perplexity Disagree

That your porcelain throne will now be all aluminum. And the one view that you've got is a snapshot of Brooklyn, up close. Welcome to America

Comment Another gadget added to the list of forbidden item (Score 4, Funny) 75

by Provocateur on Monday December 08, 2025 @07:06AM (#65842983) Attached to: Was the Airbus A320 Recall Caused By Cosmic Rays?

I can't bring a ton of shampoo, nor a pair of scissors. Certain laptops or batteries. Now, it's looking like my homemade cosmic ray simulator won't be making it onboard with me...

Comment The AI watched old movies (Score 1) 120

by Provocateur on Friday November 28, 2025 @07:40PM (#65823803) Attached to: Why Can't ChatGPT Tell Time?

"I'm sorry Dave, but I can't do that"

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