I'm inclined to think this is like the Gillette twin blade razor wars all over again. "ya, we got your Chromebook right here"

45 long slide with laser sighting

"Only what you see, pal"
 

But you can use drones for a real strike, now can you

But you can order a drone strike instead

(from the closed-captioned archives)
Chief of police: "I'll take full responsibility"
Commissioner: Not so fast. We don't want the media to run with this. Isn't there a new guy in the task force?"
Chief: "Yessir, from Hong Kong, named Yiu".
Commissioner: In that case, in our press statement, we'll blame Yiu.
Chief: "Brilliant, sir, I think"

Chief: It's settled then. Meeting adjourned.

Are you referring to berserker mode

What's the M in ATM machine again?

LLM-generated crossword puzzles

Uncle Sam wants you. And Yiu. No, not chu. Tsu is the guy we want. Hold off on that press release. There are a few typos we need to straighten out first. Bad enough we got ICE scaring away fifth graders..

" Meet Boris: he is blind, but relies heavily on his sense of touch, and Max who believes everything zat he reads on ze New York Post

But Jason Statham doesn't do documentaries.

Be in that meeting where they'll be discussing you and what you did.

Focus,man

Taking the guy's name is a new level of mean with a gazillion names out there, Dolittle, Mixalot, etc. they had to choose that one. "You think you're better than us?"

Now why would it be headed for Los Angeles? That place is teeming with ICE agents!