so you can pre-order chocolate milk with NO artificial flavor. What about it, science?

(son's voice): Herr Fatherland?
(husband's voice): Ich bin gleich bei dir, mein Junge

Wife: "What's going on?"
Husband: He wants me to log in to an adult site

Wife: Oh.

only the testers had the perv prototype and they're moving forward to the next phase: the sentencing

There are new backup practices to prevent similar loss of customer data; there is now Backup Bahrain level but also for a much heightened threat assessment and it's called Backup Baghdad

The names haven't been finalized yet, and these options are still being considered. The announcement will come shortly, after the station wagon offsite backup has been recovered at the shawarma stand

Did you say nuclear wessel?

that Harrison Ford did not agree to being one of the displays, in particular the depiction of perfect hibernation He would be the first to tell you it's just a movie, here's your lunch box.

there is a devoted fan.base, and they were mostly flat-earthers.

Repent! The end of the world is nigh!

Open Claw Two-point-oh is here,
A-I A-I oh

This was inevitable, face it

BMW stands for Blame Minors Week

Batteries not included

Eh? I'm kidding of course.

As in, before the dreaded Doomscroll?

That was page 1, to unfold it, first you get out of the car.

And if the comma key is broken on your clicky mechanical keyboard, there's always the Tab key. We survived the 20th century with PCs that had 64M ram. And wired connections.

The low sodium battery was being prepared in someone's garage.