Comment it was at this moment,he knew he f'd up (Score 1) 205
That your porcelain throne will now be all aluminum. And the one view that you've got is a snapshot of Brooklyn, up close. Welcome to America
Comment Another gadget added to the list of forbidden item (Score 4, Funny) 75
I can't bring a ton of shampoo, nor a pair of scissors. Certain laptops or batteries. Now, it's looking like my homemade cosmic ray simulator won't be making it onboard with me...
Comment The AI watched old movies (Score 1) 120
"I'm sorry Dave, but I can't do that"
Comment Re:The song: "Our father is Bandera" (Score 1) 139
Are you certain that it's not Wannabe from the Spice Girls, but it has more to do with the date of arms manufacture, and not because the band had a monster hit tour in South America
Comment The square table had four sides (Score 1) 58
Whoever gets up to get coffee leaked the story it was decided. So the rest of the wink-wink-elbow jab meeting didn't get anywhere, of course
Comment Scammers: we got our eye on you! (Score 1) 59
Correction: We've got our A.I. on you!
Comment First out the door (Score 1) 49
AOL on blu-ray now at Best Buy
Comment so when will we see a Rupert's cube? (Score 1) 35
Because calling the toy Rupert's Noperthedron, would be accurate but might fail to gain market traction.
Comment overheard in Akihabara (Score 1) 51
A man of fine taste, and to make this an excellent deal all around, I will toss in 64M of RAM from a bygone era, RetroMan
Comment my gig is SAFE - I fold your laundry (Score 1) 56
You need hands, dawg
Comment can we still blame violent video games (Score 2) 67
"Yo highness, can we *finally* get that Need for Speed: Dubai upgrade?"
Comment have you seen the new phones? (Score 1) 29
Smaller batteries mean bigger screens.
The bad news is, they're all burn phones
Comment they were going to be rebranded SU7 (Score 1) 26
One of the engineers pointed out that rebadging them to SU X for Xiaomi would definitely so not work for the Western market
Comment just look at the name (Score 1) 5
It's made up of two parts, disco and "rd". We all know how that era ended, and the last part must mean something offensive in their vocabulary. Who did not see that coming?
Don't even get me started on bit chat.
Comment He was given a choice (cryptic phone call) (Score 2) 22
Bu Tan?
No, boot Holthaus.
No worries, I'll see myself out.
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