One of the engineers pointed out that rebadging them to SU X for Xiaomi would definitely so not work for the Western market

It's made up of two parts, disco and "rd". We all know how that era ended, and the last part must mean something offensive in their vocabulary. Who did not see that coming?
 
Don't even get me started on bit chat.

Bu Tan?
No, boot Holthaus.

No worries, I'll see myself out.

...and all it takes is one unsuspecting aide to read her boss's email, for Trump to spread the rumor that foreign agents have stolen his wig[sic]win yet again.

I present the WalMart wonder glasses.

It will protect your eyes from harmful UV rays -- nothing more.

Still under $5, at the checkout counter.

The Meta ones are in the optical store. And "Meta" stands for "Me take your money, and your privacy" though not in that order

But if you go to that town in a remote island in Japan...

How were you able to have a profile here? On Slashdot? Not many people are familiar with the poligraph portion of the sign up process, you must have clicked on the "Accept" button without reading.

At least it's not cyber or that other relic, forward slash.

This is a serious question.

Well, at least it will bring him to his knees ( as a roofer)

I also downloaded DOOM shareware, and life was never the same

There is a unique bumper sticker on this that says Houston, we have a problem that costs $199,999.00 -- and they're going to throw in the camper as a bonus.

But his brother keeps showing up

We will be testing the robustness of the new system when our president is delivering his MAGA speech while wearing a helmet during Superbowl halftime.

Well, you want a serious QA or a healthy QB?

There is a viable alternative to Fox news and it's not NPR: it's called the Slashdot comment section.