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How would you say that it was related to you (say, when introducing it to friends)? "Hi, this is my clone" might not be acceptable for some time, so what are the other choices? Technically, "my twin brother/sister" would be most accurate, but kind of hard to explain. If you gave birth to your clone, you could claim it was your son/daughter I suppose. But then you also have problems if you already have children (would it be a half brother/sister to your other children??? Or an aunt/uncle?)

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So, if you had a clone

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  • I created him, so...

    "I'd like you to meet my son, John."

    He has half the same genetic heritage of any offspring I made the old fashioned way, so he would be technically be a half-brother to them. It's my observation that siblings refer to each other as "brother/sister" or "half-brother/half-sister" or "adopted brother/adopted sister" based on the level of familial affection, not on the basis of genetic exactitude. Same thing would apply here.

    I wouldn't necessarily volunteer any additional information about h
    • any more than I would if he were an adopted son, a bastard son, a son by a former marriage/relationship

      This brings up a question. Is bastard-hood earned by the date of conception or date of birth in relation to date of marriage?

      And for me the relationship with a clone would be more akin to that of Highlander. Heads will roll.
      • Conventionally, by date of marriage, as in "born out of wedlock". Conceived out of wedlock is merely embarrassing to a traditionalist, not legally barring with respect to inheritance, etc.
  • Once in a while someone will come to me in the lab and say, "You're here!" My response is almost always, "No, I'm not. This is my stunt double." I would show the same disrespect for a real clone.

  • This is my sack of extra organs.
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  • What, you were expecting something different?
  • by Degrees ( 220395 )
    Just to puzzle people: "I'd like you to meet John, my kin."

    Either that, or squirt - 'cause he'd always be younger than me.

  • Would having sex with your clone be considered homosexuality, masterbation, or incest?
    • by Alioth ( 221270 )
      Quite possibly all three :-)

    • Funny story...

      Remember back when the raelians had claimed the 'prize' by saying they had human clones and never offered proof?

      ok, one night, way back when that happened, I'm at a side walk cafe with a rather large group of friends after a big martial arts event. I posit the same question you just asked and succeeded in singlehandedly quieting an entire cafe for about 20 minutes.

      Still not sure if they all;
      • didn't think it was funny...
      • didn't get it...
      • or seriously considered the implications...
      • by nizo ( 81281 ) *
        I think most people haven't even thought about it. But believe me, if people are willing to spend millions of dollars on just about anything, a clone (no matter how illegal or taboo it might be) is guaranteed to happen. The question is, how will the clone be presented to the world? As a child seems the most likely of course....
        • a thought...

          (watch out though as I'm drunkdotting...)

          While technically a child by calendar terms, a clone is more or less the same age as the original organism that it was made from based on the whole talmorane(did i menton drunk..) cellular age thing. therfore, even though clone x may only be 3 years old if the host is 28 then the clone genetically is 28 or some such age marker cellular dna related mechanism. I think the clone wouldn't be presented per se but more a kept organism a la island concept presen
  • The world would be twice as cool;-)
    • by nizo ( 81281 ) *
      Plus I could kill one of you and get away with it easier :-)

      Actually that would be intriguing; a hitman keeps a clone of a victim around, just to offset any dna evidence that might appear at the crime scene. As long as the original body isn't found, this idea is foolproof!
  • I would, of course, refer to my clone as "mini-me".

    *grin*

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