My delayed...

You don't think I actually ordered one of those things do you?!?

Yes, that's the joke.

... the ETA always just reads "two weeks".

Probably nothing. Are there many consumer level motherboards that can support a U.2 or an E.3 drive?

We'll see how well that works out.

This site will give you those results if you want.

Can you think of a single religion that has a paywall?

"If you smell shit wherever you go, check your own shoes."

No, I drive a ten year old Peugeot hatchback. My headlights barely come up to the level of my knees.

It's just only 50% effective.

So... intentionally take your attention (and one hand) away from the road while you're driving, with the specific intention of dazzling the driver of another vehicle?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I am in the UK, and I've never had a problem with being dazzled by headlights reflected in my side mirrors.

I've only ever had this problem with the rear view mirror.

Nope. When a parent applies for Child Benefit the child is allocated a NINO, but HMRC refers to it as the CRN.

They're allocated when someone claims Child Benefit. They just call it a CRN until the child turns sixteen.