Wikipedia Founder Jimmy Wales is Launching an Online Publication To Fight Anything That Isn't Left-Wing Propaganda
God, marketers are a plague. It's a cache, just call it that.
About 50% of the population has below average intelligence
50%, you say?
which I did on punched cards submitted to my teacher for runs. Yes, I'm ancient. My foggy recollection is that I perpetrated some of the worst code ever seen for that class; real spaghetti code, because that's what we were taught. Structured code? What's that?
I guess we're all systems now.
Because Lord knows I want to trust my financial transactions to a start up with no proven record of performance or trustworthiness, and pay for the privilege!
"I can text you with my brain" just doesn't have the same impact, does it?
Ooh, I don't like spiders and snakes.
Stop fucking spiders. Go find some nubile girls to fuck instead.
Or you could split the difference.
There's a quest in World of Warcraft in which an NPC has you gather spider meat as the main ingredient for his "dusky crab cakes".
Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop hacking and fall in love!