Comment Re:Do we need to post Ars and Verge stories? (Score 1) 279
First-source? Half the time it's not even the first time that story's been on Slashdot!
Comment Re:Safe space... (Score 1) 46
Traceback (most recent call last):
TypeError: unsupported sarcasm
Don't worry, I'll get one of the gals to fix your code
Comment Skynet (Score 4, Funny) 38
Comment Yeah! (Score 1) 170
Comment Re:As long... (Score 1) 170
...as server operators can fine Spamhaus for false positives.
All these fines should go towards counselling for the servers to help resolve their insecurities
WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE SERVERS?
Comment First search (Score 3, Funny) 54
Comment Great news. (Score 2) 109
Anyway, I bet they're glad; after 3 fruitless years, the project must have been on the rocks.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Comment Re:Me too! (Score 1, Offtopic) 276
I would watch the video but, you know, this is Slashdot.
* I actually live in the UK but for once I'll refrain from the we have free healthcare, you obligatory insensitive clod joke. This site seems like a step in the right direction, all fingers crossed for my US brethren.
Comment Re:Only thing we need to know: (Score 1) 102
Will it make that cool "boop-boop-boop-boop" noise?
Of course! That's why Picard always borrows it to save the Enterprise!
Comment Re:The distinction is minor (Score 4, Funny) 223
You magnetically drop your device into place onto a block on a power cord.
Wow, that's cool. I drop mine using boring old gravity.
Comment At last! (Score 1) 52
Comment Re:O_o (Score 1) 168
Comment Meh (Score 1) 123
Outer space is a hostile environment for humans, characterized by an airless vacuum, thermal extremes, ionizing radiation and speeding micro meteoroids.
Don't go there then.
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Comment Old (Score 5, Funny) 43
Haven't yet worked out how to make it visible to the naked eye, though.