A quote from Treebeard seems appropriate here:

"I am not altogether on anybodyâ(TM)s side, because nobody is altogether on my side, if you understand me...[but] there are some things, of course, whose side I am altogether not on."

You assume that a) the keys will not be leaked by the police and b) that the police will only use them for legitimate law enforcement purposes.

before they're for sale on the dark net? A few months? Less?

That's horrible! RFK Jr. *earned* that post, dammit!

The Professor: "At last, my hour has come!"

"I'd like to see copyright go back to a reasonable time limit, like author's lifetime, or even less."

Copyright in the US was originally 14 years, renewable once for another period of 14 years if the copyright holder was still alive.

What the hell does it launch? Apps? Web Deployments? Space Shuttles?

"BOOTS ARE FOR FEET NOT FOR EAT"

Obviously you've never had a fine Mousse de la Boue dans un Panier de la Pate de Chaussures.

You mean it's not provided by Vault-Tec?

I've heard one speculation that westerners find the uniformity of go too bland, as opposed to the interesting variety of movement found in chess pieces.

"Microsoft's library of books is so heavy that it once caused a campus building to sink, according to an unproven legend among employees"

Yeah, right. Half the colleges in the US have similar legends about *their* campus library.

"a rule that the South Korean Go association had introduced mid-tournament."

What. The. Hell.

While I agree Julie owned the role, I can't have you dissing Eartha Kitt.

Unfortunately, we can attempt no landing there.

Mink meat is really gamey. While it is, strictly speaking, edible, I can't see it being that popular even in Russia.